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Old Papa Motherfuck
You Are An Idiat Get Away My Chimby
Hey! You just caught a pokemon! What could it be??
Everyone who reblogs this will get a random pokemon based off their blog and url! I’ll also provide a detailed analysis of why you and the pokemon go together.
Starting a Cult
Reblog to join.
We’ve got snacks.
Here are the snacks.
Reblog to eat.
Here’s some drinks.
Reblog to drink.
We love you.
My friends.
I’ve heard tell that a coven has formed.
That news alone concerns me. However my closest allies have informed me that some of you have betrayed your oaths to the cult.
It goes without saying that we shall conduct no business with any debased and diseased coven. And yet I hear that some of you are double dealing.
This will not be tolerated.
Take this torch.
We will purge this evil from within us and then we will burn this coven’s pillow fort to the ground.
Reblog to stay loyal.
My friends...
We’ve done it.
We’ve purged every trace of that disgusting coven from this land.
And what better way to celebrate after a long hard day of snacking and purging than...
A pool party.
Reblog to jump on in.
Be sure to grab a mouthful of snacks before you do. And remember.
We love you.
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Truth
Today’s problem
what do chairs for dragons look like.
big comfy piles of pillows
Well, that don’t work in the scene I’m doing it’s too cute not to draw.
DAWWW SO CUTE :>
they use human chairs but really badly
Wait elongated chairs y’all. Eight chair legs instead of one, they can lie down majestically and put their chins on the table like they were always meant to.
@basiliskfree
I’m not sure if this is silly or a good idea lol
it’s not polite!
you’re a dragon manners mean jackshit nothing
excuse you dragons are pillars of nobility and composure
you’re a dragon. who’s gonna stop you? hmm? the dragon politeness upkeep taskforce?
I mean other dragons are really the only thing a dragon fears
Date a dragon who uses big comfy piles of pillows as chairs
Date a dragon who tries to use chairs for humans but has trouble
Date a dragon who uses elongated chairs made just for dragons
Date a dragon who is a pillar of nobility and composure
Date a dragon who rests their chin on the table
I love this post way too much not to reblog it.
AaaaAAAAAAAAAA
The cutest damn things Ive ever seen
@basiliskfree @noivern a solution: giant beanbag chairs
Draw that in a separate post also these
I just lay on the floor. Maybe with something soft under me.
Just… Idk Try
If I don’t reblog the dragon chair post, assume I’m dead.
@shiraglassman have you seen all these?
Can we PLEASE have one in Pewdiepie’s gaming chair just because it leans all the way back?
Here you go, one of the memest memes I’ve drawn.
Please more dragon chairs from other asks
@trans-shiny-primarina
how do you guys feel about my lock screen
OP do you take constructive criticism?
there is nothing to criticize here
Who the hell organize apps by color
Mind your business
im going through my skyrim screenshot folder
Who names their character Susan
I’m poisoning an enchanted crossbow, which I gave a nickname to so I wouldn’t accidentally sell it. The name of the weapon is “delicious quinoa, Susan”.
As you do
So my dad gambles quite a bit
And he’s pretty good at it, so he’s a diamond-level guest at all the harrahs casinos, meaning they always comp his room and meals. My mom has a second job with her friend’s modeling company, and they were working a banquet in Vegas. My moms main job is as a flight attendant though, so we fly free. So my dad just took off to Vegas the night of my moms job, and when they were done, he took her and all her model friends (7 of them) to a fancy-ass restaurant. He’s friends with one of the waiters there just from visiting so often, but they don’t know much about my dads life/job/whatever. So when my dad shows up with a bunch of models, the waiter comes up and he’s like “ok dude spill. what do you do? what’s your job?” And my dads like “it’s a mystery” because he’s a mailman
Fallout: New Vegas (2010)
This is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The fact that this was posted by Taika himself on his Instagram account makes this 189x funnier
when yr paranoia is rlly vague so its just like
you have to be fucking kidding me
Just a reminder that Bethesda actually thought this was an acceptable way to end a story.
me: hey fawkes can you walk five feet into this room and type 3 numbers on a keyboard for me? since i saved your life and all?
my best friend fawkes: tbh dude i could but it’d be cooler if you just fucking died
When a coworker asks you to cover their shift
Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.
I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.
*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about
*leans over and whispers back* Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst
consider the coconut
this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as “featherless bipeds” and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming “BEHOLD A MAN!”
i love how you say “it reminds me of that time” like you were there.
listen if an immortal feels brave and supported enough to come out we should respect them
This post is a journey
1 Reblog = 1 Respect
I maintain that humans started attempting classify animals, and some god or another made the platypus, and is still laughing.
Zeus: *hits joint* okay so like. It’s gonna have a duck bill right. But an otter body okay? And then a beaver tail. It’s a mammal. But. It lays eggs!
Hades: wait wait dude. Give it. Give it poison. Make it poisonous
Athena: You mean venomous, and make sure the eggs have both reptile and bird traits. Hermes: *takes the joint* Give it extra senses. Poseidon: It should be aquatic.
I MEAN where’s the lie
Demeter: … And where exactly do you expect me to put this? Everyone: Australia.
Reblogging for that last exchange.