karissa

minors dni !! 20 she/her cisw bi !! | web theme needs work (dont look!!) | obsessed with caitvi | cait defender 4LIFE | current music: beabadoobee, king princess, girl in red, phoebe bridgers | song dedications

[violetscowgirl-deactivated20250]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH I AINT GOT NOTHING FOR YOU POOKIE (jk yeah I do 😼)

[fatjunglejulia]

I get so gay off that black coffee

[quirrelmorts]

[whatdoscissorsdo]

I once had a very vivid dream that I was scissoring Sandra Oh and it felt so real and she looked at me with so much love and lust. this and that theory where our dreams are glimpses of an alternate universe tells me another version of myself out there is having the most amazing life ever and im hella jealous I wish I could stay in that timeline forever

[whatdoscissorsdo]

for season 5 of bridgerton I need them to eat each other out, 69, scissor, and a generally just a lot of cunnilingus. thank you very much

[mcdolans]

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

[whatdoscissorsdo]

my fyp needs to stop showing me christina’s astronaut biceps because I’m not immune to women who are that sexy...

[whatdoscissorsdo]

im sorry i know its probably a struggle for men but the sounds they make (the ones with sleep apnea) when they snore is hilarious

but its only hilarious bc i currently dont sleep near any man with sleep apnea

my brother has it and its annoying but I can sleep through it, but i have one friend with the CRAZIEST most INSANE sleep apnea EVER!

we had a sleepover and everyone prepared their earphones to sleep and I was like oh thats nice do we all love to listen to asmr to help us sleep because I do that all the time, it turns out we were all gearing for battle (loud af snores)

like its so bad every now and then I start to worry if he’s gonna choke on his own breath. and its CRAZY loud too its almost as loud as the ‘where have you been’ girl

im literally not exaggerating

anyways...... stay healthy everyone sleep apnea is kinda scary

[whatdoscissorsdo]

first time watching season 1 of bridgerton (im on the episode where daphne & simon got married).....

how do people watch this show with a straight face bc I get so damn horny and I don’t even like dih.... and the whole "I burn for you" shit got me having war flashbacks to "i burn you" "you melt me" I am so sorry but thats all I could think of, kinda ruined the scene for me but thats what I get for being a dsmp fan during the pandemic

[piwonplaylist]

who up touring stateside

[whatdoscissorsdo]

damn can they do me next

[alythh]

she’s the coolest

[kosmogrl]

goated!!!

[fsmilanocortina]

Alysa Liu (USA)

2026 Olympic Winter Games Short Program (76.59, PB)

[femmenerd]

what a triumph this is for weird girls who love themselves.

😭😭😭😭

[geurujam]

alysa taking kaori's picture during warm-up 📸

[kitnapz]

congrats to my goat ily alysa liu

[passengerprincipessa]