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Only 90s kids will remember
this “bon appetit” meme has turned into some sort of bizarre telephone game where each incarnation sounds more and more different than the original. in what way does “bon appetit” sound like “osteoporosis”
i don’t know but it’s cracking me up every time i even think about it
guys guys guys
‘osteoporosis’ is a disease in which bone mass decreases
so they mean fucking
“Bone Atrophy”
David Tennant’s acrobatic left eyebrow
(seems like I should tag @whatisyourlefteyebrowdoingdavid, just because)
starting a girl gang of girls aggressively supporting other girls so reblog if you want in because if we get enough people we’re getting jackets
My dog on Halloween: “Why do my humans dress in weird clothes on the Night of the Thousand Doorbells?”
I like how men tell us that periods are somehow simultaneously “not that bad” and also bad enough that we shouldn’t be allowed to hold positions of power.
This is a very important and powerful text post.
saddest theory of UP..
I wish Freddie Mercury was still alive so he could see this
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But the titanic sank?
if only the titanic did that
too soon
100 YEARS AGO
Leonardo DiCaprio didn’t die for this
burn, burn
Oh my god ❤️
Absolutely love this
when u have to be nice to creepy guys so u don’t get murdered :-) #justgirlythings
This made me ugly laugh
Tall People 👥 (Feat. Dan Howell, Phil Lester, & LEO THE GIANT)
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Wizarding World: Founders Era
Godric Gryffindor orders an English Breakfast tea. When he is done drinking, he enchants his coffee stirrer and leaves it on the table. Only the worthy will be able to find it.
Salazar Slytherin sees Gryffindor enchant his coffee stirrer and runs off into the bathroom. He comes back, rubbing his hands in delight, and insists that his heirs will have a far greater birthright.
Rowena Ravenclaw and Helga Hufflepuff buy scones from the smudged glass case. They sit back and watch the boys squabble.
Nicholas Flamel meanders behind the counter and concocts his own drink. He sits in the corner and drinks it by himself, refilling it whenever necessary.
Wizarding World: Marauders Era
Sirius Black and Remus Lupin hang out in Starbucks all day. While Remus tries to do work, Sirius orders a number of drinks under different pseudonyms, with a different persona each time. Remus takes his only coffee with one cream, one sugar. Sirius spills it all over the table and has to buy him another one.
Andromeda Tonks gets a disproportionate amount of flak from her sisters for ordering a regular coffee, instead of something more magical.
R.A.B. never picks up his espresso.
Lily brings Petunia to Starbucks with her, but Petunia refuses to order anything.
James Potter orders a series of increasingly complicated drinks to try to impress Lily Evans. She is uninterested in all of them. Finally, he approaches her and asks her how she takes her coffee. “One sugar, one cream,” she tells him. He returns with two of those and asks if he can sit with her and drink them. She obliges.
Sirius pays Remus five galleons.
Myrtle drinks too much caffeine and finds she desperately needs a bathroom.
Frank Longbottom and Alice arrive for their coffee date. Frank accidentally spills both drinks; luckily Alice is charmed by his clumsiness and pays for the next round.
Lucius Malfoy goes up to the counter and orders hot tea with lemon. He doesn’t drink any refined sugars.
Arthur Weasley is fascinated by all the odd muggle technology. While the baristas try to keep their customers calm, he tries tinkering with an espresso machine. The fire grows.
Fabian and Gideon Prewett order coffees together, drink them in unison, and leave. Fabian leaves his watch on Molly Prewett’s coffee table as they depart for the unknown.
Nicholas Flamel remains seated in the corner, sipping at his umpteenth concoction.
Peter Pettigrew buys the Marauders a round of drinks: a coffee with cream for Remus, a white chocolate mocha for James, a caramel macchiato for Sirius and one espresso for himself. They toast their latest victories and down their drinks before setting off into the world together.