What Happens At Warped

The shit I see, hear, and experience while spending my summer on the vans warped tour start to finish.

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What's orientation day like? If you're new do you get introduced around??

They have meetings for everyone to talk for 2 hours about common sense things mostly

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Why do the merch people never seem to hang out with the bands? Is there such a divide between the two?

They do

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So what are your thought on Kevin Lyman supposedly saying that next year will be hard for anyone under 21 to be on warped, be it band or crew. Idk how old you are so this may or may not affect you but idk how this is gonna solve anything from the controversy that came out of this year.

I think it's a great idea, the last thing warped tour needs is more liability and honestly anyone under 21 doesn't really have a place here, all we do is drink

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Legit, someone threw a boulder off an overpass and it went through bus 14's window so we have to bring some of them on our bus to the next date. Who the fuck would do that?!?!

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So today this girl made some fan art and asked me to give it to the band, so I said I would then I submitted that shit for the warped tour art contest ;) But seriously, the band would have thrown it away they always do but now the bands will bid on it and pay money so...

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Have you thought about handing this blog over to someone else? You're never really on here anymore....

If anyone on warped tour wants it hit me up

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Location Hint

I'll be inside this sweet air conditioned building probably like all day. It's so nice in here.

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I couldn't find you on this year's Maryland date. Can you at least tell me where you were on the hill behind the monster energy stage cuz I looked everywhere

I was walking around

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Wasn't there a stand last year where you could put paint on yourself or something?

The canvas foundation sets up this tent every year

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what does everyone do the last day of warped after all bands play

They go home

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How can you get backstage passes? I can't donate blood so yeah

You don't. Backstage is for friends, family, and people working. Not fans.

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Alternative press posted the photo I took of the warped tour voting thing along with their statement from Slaves. Does this mean AP follows me?

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Location hint: I'm on the hill behind the monster stage

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Think about what the inside of the Youtubers tour bus must look like. I bet every outlet is taken up by a hair straightener!

Band guy

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Today the people of Warped Tour have the opportunity to vote on a very important issue: Should Slaves be allowed to play Warped Tour despite breaking their contract by drinking, and Jonny mistreating their female Merch worker. I feel strongly that there is no place for sexual harassment at Warped Tour. Slaves had clear outlined rules in their contract, and they broke them by drinking and acting inappropriately. Jonny Craig has shown himself to be nothing less than entitled to his place here. We as a community must stand up and put our foot down. It is unacceptable and unfair to all the other women on this tour who would be exposed to someone who has the potential for sexual harassment should he be allowed to stay. I strongly urge everyone who works on Warped Tour to vote Slaves 'off the island'. There are so many hard working talented musicians who deserve to be out here instead of someone who has continuously throughout his career shown himself to be disrespectful and irresponsible. If Slaves is cut from the tour, a catering band could play every day, or another band may be able to take their place.

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I want to make a scratch and sniff warped tour book. Smells will include portapotties, sweat, sunblock, and awful deep fried food.

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Really hopping that third time is the charm! I’ve been trying to find you at the MD date for the past two years and I will do it! I’ve also got really big, dark curly hair if that helps :) (please excuse my lack of artistic talent I swear I did try)