ALL THIS VIOLENCE

MAKES A STATEMENT alex(i) dunn | 17 | fuck off puns are stupid. i like cats. constantly mildly pissed off at everything. st jenree's roleplay blog

[whathaveyoudunn]

also, don’t join russian gangs

[thequicksilverfingers]

uh hey buddy u ok

[whathaveyoudunn]

i haven't joined any russian gangs, don't worry. 

[whathaveyoudunn]

also, don't join russian gangs

[whathaveyoudunn]

ghhhhhhhhhh

[whathaveyoudunn]

do NOT eat mints and then drink flat coke zero

[thequicksilverfingers]

this sounds like it caused an explosion

[whathaveyoudunn]

no... it just tasted really bad

[whathaveyoudunn]

do NOT eat mints and then drink flat coke zero

[thequicksilverfingers]

good morning

[3shotsinthehead]

NOTHING CAN DEFEAT THE PENIS

[thequicksilverfingers]

PRINCE LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK

[whathaveyoudunn]

uh… maybe

[3shotsinthehead]

butts

[whathaveyoudunn]

thanks, prince

[3shotsinthehead]

thou hast given me a wink! oh, saint, does thout divine in a kiss from this fair gentleman?

[whathaveyoudunn]

uh... maybe

[3shotsinthehead]

dost thou not love me enough to make a face back?

[whathaveyoudunn]

[looks blank][winks]

[3shotsinthehead]

my favorite thing about gym with alex is a. the booty on that boy b. I make faces at him and he doesn’t even smile he just says, ‘we are in public’

[whathaveyoudunn]

...we are in public

[whathaveyoudunn]

forever and ever

[3shotsinthehead]

best friends

ex friends till the end

better of as lovers

[3shotsinthehead]

my wife is gonna kill me

[whathaveyoudunn]

yep

[3shotsinthehead]

i am your one, true love

[whathaveyoudunn]

forever and ever

[3shotsinthehead]

i am pretty hard to resist

[whathaveyoudunn]

it's true. you're my weakness

[3shotsinthehead]

what? no. i thought we decided on you going out because you had too much gay sex with me

[whathaveyoudunn]

you raise a good offer... hmmm

[3shotsinthehead]

one day you are just going to keel over and die because you pushed yourself too much

[whathaveyoudunn]

if that's gonna be the death of me that's how i want to go

[3shotsinthehead]

do you have a death wish

[whathaveyoudunn]

no, it was really good! i know i was pushing myself

[whathaveyoudunn]

today i did endurance drills and i felt like i was gonna puke which is a good sign