TEAMSESH

Put the chrome to my dome, pull the trigger send me home.

[thoughtsofdog]

i’m the only thing preventing the mailman and the vacuum from killing my entire family

[fake]

this was such a confusing and frightening post before i read the name of the blog that posted it

[gimmethebeachboys]

[chillyfeetsteak]

this is the exact doggo i want

[snoopingasusualisee]

@the-entire-furry-fandom

[whitepeopletwitter]

[findmomo]

[ruinedchildhood]

[sosuperawesome]

Solar System and Planets Embroidery, by Ophelie Trichereau on Etsy

[criss-cross-stitches]

These may be the most gorgeous pieces I’ve ever seen

[politicalsci]

[mcmxciv-ahsiad]

the fact that anyone has to fucking explain this blows my mind

[dudeinthestacks]

teach, child. 

[octahedronhd]

[naamahdarling]

This is Shakespearian.

[geoclaire]

I never want to see another post about environmental storytelling.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Some girl in my class was talking about McDonald’s shamrock shakes and this yeehaw dude in cowboy boots said they suck and then he looked me in the eyes and said “what you’re gonna do is go to Arby’s, and get yourself a mint chocolate chip shake.” And he said it with such authority and certainty that I did so as soon as I got in my car

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I see your concern y’all but this wasn’t a man telling me what to do. This is a man who had important knowledge and shared it with me. He was aiding me on a quest I didn’t even know I was on.

[forrestsandfeathers0]

You fool, that was Arby himself.

[pileofknives]

why?

[eightplustwelveistwenty]

[naiveasf]

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Pinnocchio could tell us so much about the universe. He could randomly claim things like, “The Big Bang happened,” and his nose would confirm or deny our theories.

[shittyneet]

Pinocchio’s not omniscient, you stupid fucking redditors, his nose grows when he’s intentionally being dishonest.

[exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear]

things heating up in the pinocchio fandom

[yikes-zodiac]

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[loverlv]

me: tries to sign into my google account

google: this UGLY bitch just tried to HACK into your account. destroy all your electronic devices to prevent this

[this-isnotmy-cat]

[owlsounds]

When you want to be alone even though it’s not a good idea for your mental health.

[princesstigerbelle]

Me

[cat-memes-only]