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How big is the ball pit area going to be?

I don’t know the exact dimensions right now, okay

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world heritage post

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My friend sent me this after she won 3000 dollars off a scratch off. Reblog so that you can have good luck too

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that’s a lot of dollars

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IT WORKES I GOT PAID THREE DAYS EARLY

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THAT’S FUCKING AWESOME

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My boyfriend talks in his sleep and because he’s bilingual, he says some hilarious/weird/sometimes creepy shit. I ask him every morning if he remembers saying this stuff and he has no idea about any of it.

Here are some of my favorites:

-”Babe, can you please turn down the brightness of your skin” -After stealing all of the blankets: “This is my right as a human” -After I take the blankets back: “I don’t want your freedom, America. Just blanket” -Sometimes he just says “Hello?” as if he’s answering a phone call -One night he just said “Cabbage” which is weird because he doesn’t know the english word for that when he’s awake. -After spooning me: “You have a nice butt” -”Who is that in the corner?” (terrifying) -”Watch out for the red lady” (even more terrifying) -Sometimes he will say things in German and it sounds like he’s speaking Parseltongue -One time I actually think he said something in Parseltongue -One time he talked about buying a ticket to “everywhere” and then just said “hello?” after two minutes of silence -And my all time favorite: ”This is MY yogurt, Satan”

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this picture of the mulaney’s showing petunia dressed as a butterfly to a baby is all I’ve ever needed (source)

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Kind of gives you chills .

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Good Lord, how delicious! I wanna do that! The next time I’m in a cathedral, I’m doing it.

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As she stood inside an ancient and empty church in Montefrío, Spain, Malinda Kathleen Reese belted out one of the best Christmas carols of all time-“O Come, O Come Emmanuel” and the end result was just heavenly.