What Should We Call MFT

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[theists-deactivated20170714]

why is this so hard to understand 

[accidentalambience]

elementary break down

[whatshouldwecallmft]

Me: "Are you gonna explain why in the fuck you put eczema on our EARS? Like we don't got enough bullshit going on?" Body: "see what had happened was-" Me: "Shut up."

[queerlove]

me: *catches myself being judgmental* me to me: i did not raise u this way

[youngchronicpain]

does it ever freak you out that some people can just take medicine…and feel better

[whatshouldwecallmft]

Wait what?

[bulbabushka]

Pretend ur invasive self hating thoughts r being said to u by a 13 y/o boy on xbox live trying to get a rise out of you like “Your girlfriend dumped you because you’re ugly” that’s nice tim isn’t it past ur bedtime

[hellfucingshitfuck-deactivated2]

also, if you have intrusive violent thoughts, pretend they’re being said to u by an annoying backseat driver

“drive into that pole” thanks karen or i could not do that

[emmmpty]

Perfect

[the-neon-pineapple]

you can also pretend that the Super Paranoid thoughts are being said by that conspiracy theorist in your history class

“maybe they poisoned you” maybe you should fuck off, geoffrey-with-a-g

[venusian--eye-deactivated201606]

OHH MAN I DO THIS SHIT EVERY DAY

[dapperpea]

My favorite for intrusive anxious thoughts is to pretend Spock’s behind you with an answer.

“did I lock the door-”

captain you have locked the door every day for over ten years, and it is very hard for most people to break even subconscious habits, so you most definitely locked the door

[zetsubonna]

I told my new psychiatrist about how I learned this from y'all and his eyes lit up. He didn’t smile but he did nod a whole bunch of times, it was great.

[merelyimmortal]

I like to pretend that my intrusive thoughts are being said to me by a super uptight religious white lady

“god hates you because you don’t believe in him” “your failures are too great to be forgiven by anyone” “everything you do is wrong and you are going to burn in hell”

thanks for the input brenda but fuck right off

[thatoneqprblog-blog]

I would just like to say that I love you all for this idea.

[spoonie-isms]

I pretend they’re being shouted by Donald Trump

[whatshouldwecallmft]

what a superb coping strategy!

[whatshouldwecallmft]

When my chronic pain flares

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That feeling when you know you just did awesome therapy

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Families who have accomplished their therapy goals but don’t want to terminate

[whatshouldwecallmft]

Assertiveness

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Putting on my work phone voice

[chronicillnesshelp]

every healthy person who recommends yoga and vitamin supplements to a person with an incurable illness owes me 10$ pay up uglies

[the-bitch-goddess-success-deact]

men tell their daughters and sisters not to talk to strangers but get pissed when a woman who don’t know them don’t wanna talk to them lmao

[whatshouldwecallmft]

When I tell my supervisor I have an opening for ONE client and they hand me 4 referrals.

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What Should We Call MFT is back on track!!!

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Compartmentalization

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Watching a parent insult their child while we talk about positive parenting

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PCIT