[rubykinn-deactivated20150629]

me: *points to space* !!!!!!

friend: ????

me: *points to space more violently* !!!!!!!!!

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

short girls always wanna fight yall like mini batteries overflowing with energy cause yall bodies too small to contain it if only yall had used it to grow instead

[vampiregerard]

who wants to come over and just like. come to my backyard with me and then just. scream. for three hours.

[nge-deactivated20220127]

hey yall! (if youre not southern you probably cant read this)

[thebootydiaries]

jor jor bonks

[thebootydiaries]

i posted this at 3am and i remember thinking it was the funniest thing in the world i was laugjing so hard when will i di e

[intensional]

using the new editing abilities on the Facebook messenger for a good cause

[nahimoffthis-deactivated2018091]

[respectfulmemes]

[gogogadget2lesbiansdoingit-deac]

[cumonthevoid]

im sorry rosie youve been a good friend

[mugicha1]

summer looks  ☀️

[outofcontextachewood]

[andrewbelami]

I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation

[myfirstname]

i’m ugly enough to make people question their sexual orientation

[thehauntedmansion2003]

me: *watches one episode of The X Files*

me: 

[superfart6969]

(;•́︿•̀  ;) h….hewwo…?

  ……. (　•́  ‸•̀｀) hewwo….? is anybodwy hewre…?

*BANG*

｀Σ ( •́△•̀|||)｀ HEWWO?!? HEWWO!!?!!?????

[disneyjuniorofficial]

sorry, i missed *aims again*

[do9]

[kasvii]

[thatsthat24]

Reblog if teenage mitosis was literally SO embarassing for you

[sexemulators]