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up the shut fuck

[frawgs]

man listen…… i just want to decorate my house with th love of my life 

[mughler-deactivated20190524]

i just realized,,,,,,,…. i can literally be the best version of myself right at this moment the only one stopping me is,,,.,,,, me ??? wild

[racial]

might fuck around and drink the daily recommended amount of water

[racial]

i have to pee

[doggosource]

[sicky-cute-deactivated20190115]

[benadryldad-deactivated20170904]

Being ugly is poppin cause ya phone doesn’t blow up all the time and ya battery lasts long.

[bruhita-deactivated20190224]

how is the “annoying orange” doing??? is he okay?? has he calmed down

[alexander]

hes the president now

[yermemeblog]

When you’re a duck and have places to be, but safety is key

[pikaglove]

I literally saw a goose do a similar thing while I was on the highway going to work

[tall-kiwi-nerd]

Omg

[cerix-the-gray-prince]

They are learning

[counterpunches]

#respectful law abiding birds

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[unpretty]

i was walking to class and turned a corner and stopped in my tracks because there was a dachshund and i did not know how to respond

[cybercrimer]

moodboard

[omghacks]

[team-joebama-deactivated2019033]

i just watched this five times in a row

[princessplayerh8r-deactivated20]

The kid doing the Obama impersonation (cameron) is literally our senior class president. He won by doing his entire speech in Obama’s voice I shit you not.

[team-joebama-deactivated2019033]

reblog for those who’d wondered if he’d won

[fuckyeavanity]

i need to meet their parents.

[babyanimalgifs]

That smile is adorable 

(u/Chris_lsur_dude)

[animatedtext]

[genderfloop-blog]

[thebootydiaries]

I trust girls who compliment me in public bathrooms with my life

[nicolas-px]

Someone: yells at/scolds me

Me,coping the only way I know how: