Hidan

“Would you like to join the Way of Jashin?” ||An independent portrayal of the character Hidan ||Writer is over 21||Not always safe for work

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“Oh? And why is that?”

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After his grand fight with Asuma which had ended in devastation for the Leaf Village, Hidan had come to be on a high. He felt closer to his God, Lord Jashin than ever before. The Jashinist felt as if he could take on any enemy and was starting to take risks that were crazy even for him. At first Kakuzu had tried to correct this in his usual way. He warned Hidan over and over of the dangers of being arrogant. When this failed he had even tried beating some sense into the man.

Of course, Kakuzu realized almost immediately this was a huge mistake as Hidan claimed to enjoy this and just tried to annoyed the other man into doing it more. This left Kakuzu was only one choice, to let Hidan do whatever it was he would do and deal with the clean up later. Luckily for Kakuzu, Hidan seemed content to leave him out of the trouble he was causing.

After each mission was completed Hidan would sneak off on his own something he had been warned to stop doing, but just wouldn’t listen to. Why should he listen? It wasn’t like he had even wanted to be part of Akatsuki in the first place. This was a forced arrangement with a leader he despised. The way Hidan saw it was that it shouldn’t matter what he did in his free time so long as he got his missions done though others tried pointing out that isn’t how team work goes.

Today, Kakuzu had managed to keep Hidan on a fairly tight leash. From sunrise to almost sunset he had kept the Jashinist busy and Hidan loathed the man for it. However, just as the sun set Hidan slipped away. Well, rather Kakuzu finally gave up on controlling the man and allowed him to “slip away”.

Naturally, once Hidan was away from Kakuzu he headed in the direction of the one place he had been warned over and over to stay away from. The Hidden Leaf Village. In his mind he still had unfinished business there. He wanted to see the whole village slaughtered and burned to the ground though Kakuzu and even Pein had warned him to let the situation go. Hidan simply couldn’t do this. Why should he?

He was almost to the outskirts of the village when he saw the outline of a woman. A wicked smile came to the Jashinist’s face. Maybe he could kill this woman in honor his God, Lord Jashin before he went into the village and finished them off. He quickly approached the woman filled with a dangerous amount of confidence.

“Hey! Hey! Lady! I gotta ask ya something!”

Hidan called out in his usual loud fashion trying to get the woman’s attention.

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Hidan’s Journal Entry Three:

Well, well, well...Today started off decent. This was mostly because Kakuzu wasn’t around to bitch at me. I slept in and I guess (according to that shark freak) Kakuzu went off on another bounty hunt. But get this shit! He didn’t wake me up to go along because he says I have problematic behavior. What. The. Fuck!? Like he doesn’t have the same fucking issue! For the love of Jashin! His whole life is problematic and sinful! Whatever. I am glad he left me behind. It means I can do whatever I want for awhile without having to hear him nagging at me.  I went back to sleep for a good three hours, but Deidra wouldn’t stop screaming about some art bullshit. So, I got up and explained exactly where I was about to shove all of his art. Ya know what happened next? He tried to blame me for sleeping in a meeting place. Fuck off. I will take my naps where I fucking want. What was I going to sleep in a tree like a bird!?  As you might have noticed there is once again blood on here. That’s because I was in a damn mood. I went for what some might call a rather thrilling walk through the forest and let’s just say Jashin was most pleased with my forest work. But, for once the entire point of what I was doing wasn’t for Jashin and hopefully he can forgive me for that shit. Since I had some free time I headed back where I was yesterday when I met that annoying as blonde ya know?  I wanted to see if I could find her. No, not because I like her or any weird ass creepy shit like that. She pissed me off by disappearing on me before I had a chance to yell at her and properly kill her. I ain’t letting that shit go. Not by a long shot. I guess I kind of lost track of time and spent most the day there. A few people came and went. Only person of interest was some dude I ended up killing for singing too much. He made more sense to give over to Jashin than keep alive.  Anyways, it finally clicks in my head that I’ve spent too much damn time there. I am going to catch shit once I go back I just know it. But ya know what? They can fuck off. If they don’t want me wandering off they need to stop leaving me alone! I started heading back and I swear to fucking Jashin....Out of the corner of my eye I saw the bitch! But the second I whirled around to face her? Gone. What the fuck? I would have stayed and figured out whatever stupid ass game she is playing with me, but I had to head back.  By the time I got back to base Kakuzu was there having a talk with Itachi about something or another. He threw a small “Where the fuck have you been” at me and I did what anyone in my shoes (I guess sandals!? since I am wearing sandals...) would have done. I told him what he could do his dead mama. He went to say something back but creepy ass Itachi got all bossy and told us both “That’s enough.” Umm. Okay!? WHO PUT HIM IN CHARGE!?  Since, I am capable of being a mature fucking adult I decided not to engage in their bullshit. I found the nearest chair and loudly dragged off away from them to do this writing shit. Guess fucking what? This is doing jack shit for my anger. I think it’s actually making me more pissed off. Fuck this. I am off to pray. 

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Plotting Call

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Hidan’s Journal Entry Two

I know, I know...There’s more blood on this damn thing. This time most of it isn’t mine. Today was meant to be an off day. I figured it was gunna be boring as shit, but I could have used the sleep. Immortal or not, I still enjoy my fucking down time. But did I get it? No, and I am going to tell you why. The day started off pretty regular. I was minding my own damn business when Kakuzu announced that him and I were heading out to this lame ass village. Some place I never even heard. A small piss ant place. Knowing it was nothing mission related I told him the usual. To go fuck himself. I mean, who’s this guy think he is acting like the boss and telling me where we gotta go? Screw that.  Anyways, he got all pissy like always. He whined about how he needed to collect some high price bounty. Like I really give a fuck and I told him that. He starts in with all his shouting about how he can’t just leave me at base. Something about me having unpredictable behavior. Bitch, what does that even mean!? I was trying to sleep before he started this up! I told him a few things he go do with Kisame’s sword to himself. Turns out fucking Shark Boy didn’t like me saying that. He butts in and sides with Kakuzu saying for me to get the Hell out of there with him. Umm. What? When did he decided he came boss me around too?  By this point I was pretty pissed off as you can image. I was going to have a go at Kisame. Make sushi out of him or something. I don’t fucking know. But of course his little creep ass partner wasn’t far off. And really, I wasn’t in the mood to deal with Crow Boy. So, I agreed to go with Kakuzu with the understanding I get to kill someone not related to the bounty. He complained and threw out the usual insults, but agreed. We leave and everything was going great. I was managing to annoy the shit outta Kakuzu by telling him in detail about how to dismember someone one joint at a time starting with the small toe joint.  Look, I know he was tuning most the shit out, but I could tell it was still bugging him. Good enough for me. We get to this dump of a village and Kakuzu tells me to stay on the outskirts, find someone out there to go “play” with. I told him to go fuck himself, but it’s whatever I don’t really care enough to fight with him. He headed off to get his greedy fat paws on his next unholy little pay day. Jashin help me, I will end up killing this disgrace of a man one day.  While he was doing that I headed off to do my thing. The village was located by a large body of water. A lake or maybe pond? What the fuck is the difference between the two anyways? Probably something really stupid. I go over there to lay in wait for somebody. An hour passes and I am starting to give up on this. I am about ready to head back over to the village, slaughter everyone and fuck up Kakuzu’s day big time. And then I see her....This tall curvy blonde, light skin, long hair and bright blue eyes. Ya know the kind who probably spends a lotta time on their knees and not for praying. Not likely to be much of challenge to kill, but whatever. My choices are limited.  So, I approached her. I asked her if she wanted to join the path of Jashin. Normally when I say this shit nobody really listens to me or they just look stupidly confused. Ya know what this bitch says to me? “I already have.” Now, what the fuck does that mean?! No way she’s involved with it. No. Way. I glanced away from her for one damn second and when I look back to call her out on this shit she’s gone. What. The. Actual. Fuck?  Now, I am stuck looking like a jackass and still haven’t offered anyone up to Jashin. So, I did what anyone in my situation would have done. I headed to back to the village. Kakuzu was walking out with his bounty looking happy as could be. I walked pass him and got busy finishing off half the village. Kakuzu didn’t physically fight me on it shockingly. I think he was too damn pleased about having his bounty to care. But, for the last two hours now I have been having to hear his bitching and I am still wondering where the fuck that blonde went off too. It’s not over with her and I. I’ll find her again and I will call her out, I will kill her.  But, I guess I better finish this entry or whatever this is up now. I think I got somebody’s blood stuck in my left ear or maybe part of their skin. I don’t know. It’s giving me a headache and I need to fix that. 

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Hidan’s Journal Entry One

So, I keep getting told a lotta bullshit about me having anger issues and impulse control problems. I don’t see it. Way I see it it’s others who have the issue and problem. They’re the ones bothered by it. Not me. That shit aside, I was told I should try journaling. Once again I think it’s bullshit. But, ya should have seen Kakuzu’s face when I was handed this notebook! He looked even more annoyed than usual. I figure I will use this and write shit down in front of him not because I wanna do this, but because I like seeing his ass annoyed.

You’re going to have to ignore all the blood on this notebook. I guess I should have cleaned up from my latest sacrifice, but I didn’t really have time. Ya see, once again somebody (KAKUZU) was rushing me through shit. I was nice enough to speed things along, but now I am taking my sweet ass time writing this as we head back to base. Ya should see his dumb face right now. I think this may be annoying him more than my voice does. Haha. What a jackass. He has given me the side eye no less than twelve times in the last ten minutes alone.

He thinks I am a fucking idiot and not noticing it, but I notice a lotta shit. Most the time I just don’t give a fuck about it. Why should I? What does it all matter if it isn’t in the name of Jashin? I’ll tell ya. It doesn’t fucking matter. Another thing, I can tell he wants to know what I am writing in here, but he won’t ask. Not that would I tell him. It’s just funny seeing him get so damn pissed off over a silly ass notebook.

We’ve been walking thirty minutes now and I think Kakuzu is going to have a fucking breakdown over this shit soon. I’m purpose not talking for once and it’s slowly driving him insane. I love it. Who’d have thought silence can be such a damn rewarding weapon? Still, this isn’t near as fun as yelling shit at him or killing is. But I guess it’s something.

Ten more minutes have gone by and guess the fuck what? He finally snapped! He shouted at me and demanded to know why I was so quiet. It was funny as shit. Ya should have seen his face when I bursted out laughing and said “No reason.” It was completely worth the kunai knife he shoved into my collar bone. Did it hurt getting stabbed? Fuck yes. I am immortal not immune to pain, but I am more than use to this shit. In a way I guess I like it. Being hurt, hurting others and praying...It’s all the only way to feel anything at all. Sometimes feeling some shy is better than that constant void. He’s fucking crazy if he thinks I am giving his kunai knife back.

It’s inside me and that makes it mine now. I’d write down some more bullshit, but as ya can see from all the blood seeping into the pages now I got stabbed again. This time in the fucking neck. I should probably deal with that shit. It’s getting hard to breath with all the blood in my throat. Imma be pissed as shit if I pass out because of him.

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Just another day with Hidan

“I really do not see my behavior as an issue like Kakuzu has been saying it is. His reaction to my fucking behavior is the issue if you ask me. Not that anybody did ask me. Most don’t bother to ask me anything. They assume I don’t know shit and really? Half the time I don’t care enough to correct them on that shit. Not worth my time ya know?” Hidan glanced at the body of what had been a Shinobi from some small village not even worth his time remembering the name of. The body was almost completely torn in half from the wounds he had inflicted on it. He waited a moment almost as if he expected some sort of reply from them. Of course there is no answer to be given back. The Jashinist rolled his odd colored eyes and ran a hand soaked in fresh blood through his silver coating it with the crimson from his hands. He let out a dramatic sigh. “And the stupid part of this all? After bitching at me, mocking Jashin-Sama, and thinking I am the dumb they have the nerve to question why I hate them all. Not much for talking shit with me anymore are ya?” Again he pauses and once again there is no answer. Why would there be? The man frowns down at the body and lightly kicks the head with the end of his boot. This causes the head to tilt into an unnatural angle. Hidan frowns and his mouth opens to say more, but he ends up holding back when he hears Kakuzu off in the distance. Kakuzu is screaming at him to finish with his “moronic praying”. Kakuzu had a bounty which he wanted to go cash in on before their “leader” summoned them back.  Personally, Hidan didn’t give a shit about any of it. In fact, he was a little insulted that his so called partner had dragged him along on this knowing that it went against the way of Jashin to kill for money. It was why Hidan had refused to help with the bounty today and instead had settled for killing someone who had nothing to do with what Kakuzu was up to. Considering that Hidan hadn’t put up too much of a fight today coming out with him Kakuzu had decided not to complain on this. But, now he was growing inpatient with what he deemed to overly drawn out kill. Again he shouted for Hidan causing Hidan to let out an annoyed sighed and pinch the bridge of his nose. “I AM FUCKING COMING! WOULD YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP!?” The man screamed far louder than need be. He glanced one more time at the body he had been talking with. “Ya see? This is shit I am forced to deal with. Be thankful I killed you. I freed you of shit like this. You’re welcome.” Hidan let out a laugh now as he slowly strolled off in the direction of Kakuzu. As he approached he could already hear the other man complaining that Hidan was moving slow just to anger him. Damn right he was.