âI guess thatâs what happens in the end, you start thinking about the beginning.â
âI never told you, but I was married once before.â
âIt was just a drunken Vegas thing.â
âOh, thatâs better. Thatâs much better.â
âHappy endings are just stories that havenât finished yet.â
âYour aimâs as bad as your cooking sweetheartâŠand thatâs saying something.â
âDonât tell me how to handle my wife.â
âTell me you got smart and that you killed that lying bitch.â
âGuess that was just wishful thinking.â
âStill alive, baby?â
âWe have an unusual problem here.â
âYou obviously want me dead, and Iâm less and less concerned for your well-being.â
âDance with me.â
âIt was just my cover, sweetheart.â
âWait, why do I get the girl gun?â
âItâs called evasive driving, sweetheart!â
âHiya, stranger.â
âYou burn the picture after you get the assignment! Itâs the first thing you learn!â
âOh, I must have missed that lesson. Just like you missed the one about not marrying the enemy!â
âIf you donât like them we can take them back.â
âYouâll get used to them.â
âThat vacation in Aspen, you left early, why?â
âDamn, I wanted him.â
âThese fuckers get younger every year.â
âAny last words?â
âThe new curtains are hideous.â
âI thought I told you not to bother me at the office, honey.â
âI have a thoery, newly developed.â
âIâm think you killed us.â
âWhy do you care? I was just a cover.â
âWho says you were just a cover?â
âAsk us the sex question.â
âOh, look. More desert.â
âWeb of lies!â
âI missed you.â
âThatâs the second time youâve tried to kill me today.â
âOh, come on, it was just a little bomb.â
âCome on, letâs talk about this! You donât want to go to bed angry!â
âWhatâs new?â
âMy parents died when I was five. Iâm an orphan.â
âWho was that kind fellow who gave you away at our wedding?â
âI canât believe I brought my real parents to our wedding.â
âSweetheartâŠ?â
âYou want it? Itâs yours.â
âThereâs a huge space between us, and it just keeps filling up with everything we donât say to each other.â
âOption A: You talk, we listen, no pain. Option B: You donât talk, I remove your thumbs with my pliers, it will hurt. Option C: I like to vary the details a bit but the punchline isâŠyou die.â
âCan I have a soda or a juice orâŠâ
âOk, that was a nice shot.â
âWhat? Youâre looking for a job or something?â
âYou are the job.â
âTheyâre bulletproof!â
âWeâll talk about this later.â
âYou saying you had your ass handed to you by some girl?â
âYou really expect me to roll over and play dead?â
âWell, you should be used to it after five years of marriage.â
âCome to daddy.â
âWhoâs your daddy now?â
âWe should so not be allowed to buy these.â
âOn a scale of one to ten, how would you rate the happiness of your marriage?â
âTempting but I donât get out of bed for less than half a million dollars.â
âI realise you witnessed the Mrs. and I working through a few domestic issues.â
âThatâs regrettable but donât take that to be a sign of weakness, that would be a mistake on your part.â
âMaybe itâs not such a good idea to undermine me in front of the hostage - sends a mixed message.â
âMistake on your part.â
âBaby, you couldnât find the button with both hands and a map.â