Welcome to the resistance, friend.
(post SUPER OUT OF DATE, pending update. for now, probably just read this: https://wheaters-prospekt.tumblr.com/post/631740484604313600)
famitendo: “HELLO STINKIES!!!! Do YOU like portal? Of course you do so listen up. So there’s this super epic server I think you should join
Ever heard of @wheatleybafflesthereboot ? yeah, well, we have too. And we’re not them. One hundred percent not them. Because, heh, we’re like, 10 times cooler. Thing is, the wheatley baffle is full at the moment. Sad, right? You gonna cry? Well, don’t even think about it pal, cuz today’s you’re lucky day.
We’re Wheaters Prospekt. Like the Wheatley Baffle, but cooler.
You got a wheatley? You wanna give it a cool nickname? You wanna copy the baffle shamelessly without feeling like you’re copying the baffle shamelessly? This is the place for you. You’re on the edge of your seat, I see? Let me tell ya some more.
DISCORD
We have a group discord for resistance members, along with a quite a few members of the baffle to brag about how cool we are to: https://wheaters-prospekt.tumblr.com/post/625868629876113408/oops-my-bad-alexxzamir
“OOPS! My bad!” - @alexxzamir Our discord link is expired... AGAIN. Our submissions are not closed and we have not reached the cap! Not even
ADD YOUR WHEATLEY
If you’ve got a Wheatley design you wanna add to the Wheaters Prospekt, send us your submission in our inbox with a drawing and name for your wheater. (we have a 100 percent acceptance rate, so make sure it’s impressive.) You can (and really should!) also join the discord and we’ll give you a role with the name of your Wheater. We’ll also reblog your Wheater submission on our blog.
THE TEAM
Besides those pesky Wheatbine Invaders sent by the dreaded Wheatley baffle, we have barely anyone in here yet. But, we do have two amazing fearless Resistance Leaders. @alexxzamir is one of the most spicy fellas you’ll ever encounter. He’s the head of the Research Team, is the creator of Lexley, and a secret spy lurking inside the foul pits of the baffle, collecting valuable intel. @marvaazamir is also a force to be reckoned with. Head of combat forces, creator of Femley and definitely will kick you in the shins when you’re not looking. And finally, @andashiadang. The Queen of the Vortiguants, creator of Jaley and the third resistance leader. She’s the wisest of them all, and overall just pretty cool not gonna lie.
THE WHEATER LIST
LEXLEY - @alexxzamir
https://alexxzamir.tumblr.com/post/621227631254421504/here-is-the-android-wheatley-ref-like-i-said
FEMLEY - @marvaakaeruu
https://marvaakaeruu.tumblr.com/post/624681874243125248/okay-but-consider-femboy-wheatley-femley
DUNNLEY - @vonniedun
https://vonniedun.tumblr.com/post/626343093304754177/its-my-boi-dunnley-aka-another-human-wheatley
JALEY - @andashiadang
https://andashiadang.tumblr.com/post/626109727485591552/so-hi-i-made-my-human-wheatley-that-looks-nothing
GAYLEY - @nan0-r0t
https://nan0-r0t.tumblr.com/post/624728098712207360/fuckgihhh-wheatley-listen-hes-like-my-biggest
BADGELEY - @the-digital-fanperson
https://the-digital-fanperson.tumblr.com/post/624795396376559616/soooooo-i-did-a-thing-i-was-just-browsing
STICKERS - @turretwaifu
https://turretwaifu.tumblr.com/post/624970982841565184/a-slightly-more-effort-stickers-wheat-post-before
RUSTLEY - @famitendo
https://famitendo.tumblr.com/post/625867655477444608/wheatleybafflesthereboot-hi-there-u-guys-seem
BLINDLEY - @tenthousandflippingvegetables
https://tenthousandflippingvegetables.tumblr.com/post/626084200624324608/wheaters-prospekt-i-dont-rlly-draw-humans-a lot
STICKLEY - @sketchy-specter
https://sketchy-specter.tumblr.com/post/626101091996729344/is-it-too-late-to-hop-on-this-train-or
So, what are you waiting for? Submit your Wheatley and prepare to take over the portal fandom.
