local core stuck in space

(an ask/RP blog for Wheatly and occasionally space core!)

[wheatley-in-space]

Are you two okay!?

(hi! Yeah they're going to be fine, probably.)

[wheatley-in-space]

WHAT.

reporting in. The signal is coming from two robotic spheres in orbit, origin is unknown, should I take them in?

Uh hello there! Mysterious.. stranger in space, uh, mind telling me what's going on here?

One of the specimens is attempting contact, they appear to be sentient robotic life forms, upon further observations they appear to have logos on their husks. they're from aperture science.

Okay okay okay... Weird guy in a mask not answering.. okay, that's fine, right buddy?

Hate space wanna go home

Oh boy...

TRANSMISSION FAILURE. REBOOTING...

[wheatley-in-space]

EARTH NEED TO GO TO EARTH HATE SPACE TOO BIG TOO BIG-

Mate! Oh god what is that noise? Look you gotta calm down, alright? Because I don't know about you but I have got no way to fix either of us if you breakdown. Maybe close your eye? Can't see space then?

Hate space wanna go home need to go home

There we go mate, just.. pretend we're bout to get delivered to earth! Space ship is on its.... Way. Oh no.

[wheatley-in-space]

Huh... Sure is quiet now.. didn't think it'd be much different this time- hey! Hey buddy! Welcome back, glad you had fun!

Fun? Yes! Space fun! Lots of fun in space! Big... Empty.. space.

Glad to hear it buddy! Well you sure missed out on alot, but being the generous core that I am I can catch you up!

Getting bored of space

What's that?

Too big it's too big

Earth. Wanna go to earth wanna go to earth-

Woah mate! Calm down! Where's this coming from? I thought you loved space?

Don't like space- too big wanna go home Wanna go home- don't like space- earth earth earth-

Uh... Buddy? You're not.. breaking are you? Alot a... Sparks coming off you...

[wheatley-in-space]

YOU. little sans orb. im going to put you in the dishwasher lovingly

What? Uh, sorry mate but I'm not dishwasher safe?

What's a sans?...

[wheatley-in-space]

Hey, you! You're looking good. Quite handsome, actually. Well done.

Oh! Well thank you, and might I say you're also looking quite handsome, real beauty icon over here ain't you?

[wheatley-in-space]

hey wheatley, whats your opinion on this video?

...that is.. you know what I'm speechless mate, I have got nothing I can say about that, honestly mate, congrats because that is honestly impressive that is

[wheatley-in-space]

If you could give your past any one piece of advice, what would that be?

Oh! Uh, brilliant question luv, well.. if I could tell me from back then one thing.. I think I'd tell him to appreciate what he's got, y'know?

[wheatley-in-space]

(quick reminder that my asks are open, I checked, and that we are accepting asks!)

[wheatley-in-space]

C'mon mate! Now isn't the time for this- what the bloody 'ell did you just do?

SPACE RADIO!

ENOUGH ABOUT SPACE! THIS IS SERIOUS SO FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE SHUT IT ABOUT SPACE!

...space?

Wait- oh mate I'm sorry, don't.. don't turn away! Mate? Please?

.....oh no.

[wheatley-in-space]

If space lady’s face is everywhere on the internet, can you tell us and Wheatley about what she does?

I'm sure it's nothing, I mean she does have brain damage, best not to get our hopes up, besides I barely can see the news, how can he-

OOH I CAN SHARE THE NEWS- WARNING, ALL CITIZENS BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR THIS REBEL AGENT, KNOWN TO BE INCREDIBLY STUBBORN SHE WILL NOT GIVE UP, PLEASE CALL THE LOCAL CO- SPACE!!! WEEEEE!

...i'm sorry what? He can... Do whatever he just did? Buddy, space core, pal, what does that mean?

SPAAAAACE

[wheatley-in-space]

Heyo I’m a (relatively) new member of the Wheatley fanclub down here! Its still alive after around 10 years, yep :) I’m just wondering, how exactly do you get wifi, and tumblr, and stuff like that up there?

Welcome to the fanclub luv! One of many new members I assume, and uh, brilliant question, of course. You see with my expert hacking skills I managed to hack into your primitive human satellites, unfortunately they're so weak in comparison to my usual tech all I can get access to is this Timblr

I CAN SEND EMAILS!

[wheatley-in-space]

Do you remember the time you tried to kill Chell

I think about it everyday, sometimes I try and think about how it could have gone better but... Well, we don't need to discuss that right now.

[wheatley-in-space]

Hey Mr.Wheatley,yes I called you Mr! Do you know what Wheat Thins are? And if you had arms, what would you do with them?

Well aren't you polite! That's a good trait for humans you know, and let's see... Wheat thins. Hmm, I think I'm gonna go with thin wheat for that one, sounds about right.

I'm not gonna lie here, arms would not be the best thing right now considering... Space, but if, you know, I wasn't in space, I would probably use it to write. Or well, learn to write, don't actually have that skill believe it or not, lab boys decided I didn't need that for some reason. But yeah, I'd learn to write and maybe... I could write her a letter, see how she's doing, if she's had fun and lived well, you know with that uh... Brain damage and all that, she probably wouldn't read it.

[wheatley-in-space]

(hey all! Ooc time because I got access to a working computer for a while so poll is up! The link shall be here. So go vote and help me decide please!)

[wheatley-in-space]

What are the feelings about people writing fanfictions about you?

Ah, fanfictions

That's those important books about important people right?

Space books! Going to the moon in space!

..yeah.

Anyway, Its a great thing, glad folks see just how important big old wheatley is!

[wheatley-in-space]

(little ooc real quick! I do want to put up a kind of poll for something I can't decide about this blog, the end result is the same but I'm not too sure what way to get there so to speak, I was planning on just doing a regular poll like I'm used to but... After my vacation my computer kinda blew itself, it don't work and we're not sure if we can fix it. I'm not sure how to properly do a poll on mobile and I'm not sure if people would respond in the notes if I just asked or if they'd rather just do it anonymously in a poll, needless to say I'm a bit stuck so I'm taking my time with answering the remaining asks as the topic in question I can't decide on is time sensitive, aka it's coming up in the future and if I don't have an answer I'll have to delay it and I don't want that honestly. This is just an explanation for things and also a cry for help so if anyone knows a good way to do polls on mobile where I can see the answers without ruining the result or has suggestions do not feel afraid to help by sharing, thank you and goodday!)