did you know

that’s okay! I don’t either - helloooo it’s olive. she/her I should probably make this look interesting I’ll do that at some point

[sgt-louie-fox]

Loop. I'm not normal about you, Loop.

[goth-queen]

[wcdonaldo]

slamming the big red button on my desk labeled "bweh" over and over again to no discernible effect

[lobsterflaws]

This is a Love Story

[hannisconfused]

kinger that one time

[qi-mera]

More of you need to learn about these ☝️

[jadenebula]

[subcultureblues]

love when ppl ask to see pics of my axolotl and are expecting something cute + pink + all smiles and instead with genuine fear in their eyes, and in their heart, say WHAT the fuck is that.

[subcultureblues]

demon

[subcultureblues]

run.

[ladytemeraire]

"Multiple leviathan-class lifeforms detected in the region. Are you sure whatever you're doing is worth it?"

[uss-emberprise]

[mrnoirman]

I'm sorry 💀

[interestingmistakes]

Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.

[bacteriumphage]

Thought that post was cute so i drew it

[oliveleaves]

thought that drawing was cute so I crocheted it !!

[389]

by Andres Gamiochipi

[spaceyblob]

The powerful and majestic snorse

[norglomofnit]

@animals-with-fan-art

[spaceyblob]

Update: one of my friends was so captivated by the snorse I made him a sculpture

[elodieunderglass]

Thank you @quandocoeli what imagination!

[mikehasfleas]

Most annoying thing to remember is that you're litterally just a homosapien. You're just a very smart animal. If you feel like shit, imagine you're an exotic pet for some alien species and do what they'd do to keep you healthy. You gotta be well cared for. Animal abuse is a crime for a reason

"My pet human, Greg, hasn't left his bed in a long time. He's just scrolling his phone all day" Greg needs enrichment. Add enrichment in his enclosure and take him on walks

"Greg has been super lethargic and sad recently for seemingly no reason" Greg need vitamins, take him outside for some vitamin D and fresh air. Perhaps a picnic

"Greg won't sleep even though he's been super lethargic" Greg needs a schedule, especially for the lights in his enclosure.

"Greg has been super distant recently and keeps crying to sad music" Humans are pack animals, he needs to hug another human and hang out. Perhaps pack bond with a rock together

"Greg has been flailing around and panicking, his breathing is way faster than it should be" Greg is overwhelmed. Take Greg out of the situation and give him time to calm down. Perhaps somewhere cozy with tea and a movie

"Greg won't do what he needs to do" Train him. Humans do great with positive reinforcement, give him little treats when he's doing good

"Greg he's been super anxious and tired, he can't seem to enjoy his days" Humans needs to move around. Give Greg something to exercise with. Things like stretching, weight lifting, walking, or even dancing will help

"Even though I've taken really good care of Greg, he still has been having issues" Greg is ill, take him to the doctor. You might need a specialist (therapist, optometrist, oncologist, etc)

I know it feels patronizing, and I know it feels embarrassing or that you're "just giving into the clichés", but you are literally just a creature. You need to sleep/eat on time, you need enrichment, and you need to take care of your social needs. Humans are complicated animals, but they are also beautiful and all deserve proper care. This obviously isn't a perfect analogy, nothing is, but if you saw your friend taking care of their pet the way you take care of yourself, would you be concerned?

[hjartasalt]

Hey do you know alot about internal organs. Cause if so then i have a pretty specific question.

Are... are your organs covered in blood??? Since blood tends to flow thru the blood vessels, and if your body is healthy and all your blood vessels are imtact then your organs shouldn't be covered in blood, right? But just saying that feels wrong.

No, unless you are actively experiencing internal bleeding then your organs are not covered in blood. They are however wet, but it's cerebrospinal fluid and mucus that keeps them that way.

[hjartasalt]

Trust me you do not want them to be in any other condition. If they were covered in blood then there would be no way for your body to effectively circulate that blood, leading you to bleed out. As for them being wet, I personally would not want to experience dry friction on my organs so I am more than okay with that

[hjartasalt]

Also just to clear up any further confusion, cerebrospinal fluid (as the name implies) is contained to just your brain and spinal cord. The rest are protected by mucous

[hjartasalt]

Small correction to my original answer: your organs are not covered in blood unless you are bleeding internally or happen to be a bug

[bubblybloob]

Being stuck on the 3rd floor, forced to die again and again to a monster, only to gain the ability to loop back to wherever you want to AND get the keys to killing said monster really easily.

[disassembly-unit-n]

happy pride month

I'm sure that someone else has done this meme before but I Had Too.(and if you can't read my handwriting I put a transcript in the alt text, let me know if it needs to be improved ^^)

wishing all my fellow gay drones a good month!

[vaugardes-clips]

How they really defeated the king