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#portal #portal game #wheatley portal 2 #wheatley porbtal #intelligence dampening sphere #portal 2

just because someone is your favorite character doesnt mean theyd have the same moral alignment as you. wheatley from portal wouldnt say "my pronouns are he/him, thank you for asking!" hed say "what uhh. what does that mean. um. you mean the nouns im most "pro" at is that what youre saying? i like to think im pretty pro,, at all nouns really. umm lets see... apple, kazoo, bubble, happy, door, umm... cake. not too fond of cake really i think its alright but. not my Favorite. if it were up to me though id eat a whole cake in one sitting. if i were a human. not a human, clearly. also not sure if id, know what cake even tastes like. if i tried it. no tastebuds. no Mouth... no. hole. anywhere on my body. haha um,, well anyways id. id say im pretty Pro Nouns. dont see why anyone wouldnt be... what? you mean what i Go By? what do you. ohhhh. ummm. the male ones. the male pronouns. if i can remember what they are... definitely the ones for guys. manly men. like me. pretty sure im a man,,," and you need to accept this

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wheatley the type of dude to witness a murder and say "well that's bloody rude innit"

#posted by chell #again #portal #portal 2 #wheatley #wheatley porbtal #wheatley portal 2 #hi it’s me again #friendly neighborhood chell here #posting on blue testicle’s account without permission

chell here, why the fuck does blue testicle have a tumblr blog

#portal #portal 2 #wheatley porbtal #chell here to say what the fuck #chell portal #what the fuck is a chelldos

got to play portal with someone and i only needed one walkthrough, i am so smart

#ironic #since im the Intelligence Dampening Sphere™️#portal #portal 2 #wheatley porbtal #portal 2 co op

happy 2138

portal will wood crossover

#will wood #will wood and the tapeworms #blackboxwarrior #portal #portal 2 #glados #glados portal #wheatley porbtal #SoundCloud

#portal #portal 2 #wheatley porbtal #i blow up my neighbor #BOOM #glados

mfw i make threatening scary murder robot woman say dumb shit (she’s going to kill me if she sees this)

#portal #portal 2 #wheatley porbtal #glados #glados portal #UwU nya pleading emoji

when my friend played portal for the first time they stood in a single spot for a hot minute just to listen to the turrets sing some guy a song and it still brings me great joy thinking about it

#portal #portal 2 #wheatley porbtal #portal turrets

HOW THE FUCK DID I ACHIEVE SEXYMAN STATUS WHAT THE HELL TUMBLR

#this site is terrifying #portal #portal 2 #wheatley porbtal #tumblr sexyman

guys i think this is the part where he kills you

#wheatley porbtal #the part where he kills you #portal #portal 2 #wheatley portal 2

portal tumblr is hell everyone either hates me or wants me and chell to fuck

#still here tho #portal #portal 2 #wheatley porbtal #what is up with you shippers man #scary as fuck #😰

does anyone actually like portal anymore or am i the only active portal blog in 27 years

#portal #portal 2 #wheatley porbtal #inactive blogs #does anyone like this anymore #like genuine question #does the fanbase exist anymore #or am i alone

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WHEATLEY PORTAL?

STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING WHEATLEY GOD DAMN FOOL INTELLIGENCE DAMPENING DUST EATING RAT BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT MORORB BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING WHEATLEY

STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT WHEATLEY I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY IS HE SO FUCKING DUMB WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST LET GLADOS RUN THE FACILITY IS HE DEAD IS HE A BASTARD BOT HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER HEARD THIS MANS VOICE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST ACCENT GET AWAY FROM ME

if i wanted to get into heaven and god said wheatleys waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down

if i have to deal with wheatley speaking one word in person in game not only will i close the game i will delete portal 1 and 2 out of spite and have to replay the entire series again for the experience of being able to skip all the scenes when he is mentioned or alive

i dont even know why i hate him so much. he’s an orb but i am just mad because i am angy

he better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if hes really just a ball designed to be stupid ill go ham

BETTER have had the glados body make him kill a scientist cuz if he didnt Im going to make him

paypal.com/IFuckingHateWheatley

chapters not even about him. vaguely mentioned what is supposed to maybe be a personality sphere and i lost it

where the fuck is wheatley if hes still alive im going to so deeply wish he wasnt

dumb fucking bot

ill punch wheatley and his sad cringe metal body will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and he will disintegrate until all thats left is one final piece of binary code that translates to Now You Fucked Up in ancient yiddish

im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point

i hope theres a date given for when wheatley died or will die so i can make it a reminder on my phone

every day once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the man who jacked off to a lesbian solving puzzles

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