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He’s straight lungin it
This took me a month and could’ve been way earlier had I decided to actually work on it over my free time, but it’s done!
As a Will Wood fan when I watched Iron Lung and they brought up the black box I went “Oh that’s interesting … WAIT.” And honestly I think BlackBoxWarrior - OKULTRA fits the panicky last 30 minutes of the film pretty well, which is what inspired this piece here. I put some of the lyrics onto the black box Simon is holding.
This is how it feels to listen to Blackboxwarrior
“I asked ChatGPT...” Well I asked Will Wood and he said that Ideas Only Spread Because People Like Them, the “Free Market of Ideas” is not a Meritocracy, it's a Set of Unhealthy Coping Skills and a Corporate Oligarchy, Wake Up Man! Don't Let the Lies Dim Your Light! anyway this one's black box warrior.
Up and Adam: you know who will wood is?
Jedidiah: uhh i dont think so
Up and Adam: ok GOOD ! (Turns to camera) this shithead wont know what’s hitting him (starts yelling BlackBox Warrior monologue at him)
I tried to type the first bit of Blackboxwarrior from memory with my eyes closed.
How'd I do?
No one's going to talk about how smart the phrase OKULTRA is? Like, we're going to completely gloss over this stroke of genius?? Okay??
Hello!, welcome… why don't you take a seat?… Get comfortable, relax, take a second if you need to… Now, what's bothering you? Well, why don't we start at the beginning Growing up how was your relationship with the fundamentals of conscious existence?
Did you have xenon orchid sinews spilling down the outer center of your Blooming Escher/Mandelbrot head?? And how about claustrophilic tendrils clapping caskets closed on seven-knuckle thumbs Did you get along well with the Gideon Bugler pineal glands?? Your projector eyes casting sci-fi's on your STR'd strands?? Tell me about your nerve to steal nerves of steel from under Bacchus' bloody nose Did Namibian Himbas tie-dye you, your ears pierced with a Phineas Gage flagpole Did you die before your day?… Thursday traction, Tuesday titration… My hope is to assess through my objective report of Your subjective conjecture Whether this proprietary bled of expertise and seasoning works as well as this Transorbital ice pick!!! Holistic ballistics, you got a better idea? It's about the best we could come up with!!, what?!, you think ideas spread BECAUSE THEY ARE GOOD?! NO!!!! they spread because people LIKE them!!! So now here we are once again, YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH, holding!!!! As it were!!, a mirror!!! up to your!!! MIRROR!!! …AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!… I guess it's just something people do
The Pants
I was ✨️ inspired ✨️
