clowns get first dibs

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[whenimclowning]

This is a kink blog! Minors DNI!

19. FtM, socially transitioned but not physically transitioned. He/him outside of kink. Any pronouns within kink, she and it are especially tasty. Bisexual. As far as names, y'all are welcome to just make 'em up, I dunno. They don't have to be kink related, I just welcome friendly names/nicknames from other people. I'll probably try to use ICP related names. I like Vera Lee as a "girl name" for girl shit.

I will not: post photos, answer DMs.

I will: answer asks, reblog posts, post art (occasionally).

Feel free to send me asks related to any kinks (other than the ones I specifically nope on), including ones I'm not listed. I especially like being surprised with a kink or seeing whatever kink I'm currently obsessed with the most.

I'm currently only interested in talking about kink online or possibly doing sexual roleplay (original characters only), nothing related to real life. This may change in the future.

Kinks and tagging system under the cut!

I'm exclusively a bottom and a sub! Sorry!

Kink list is currently missing a LOT.

I also like erotic horror and darkfic, and I'm new to kinkblr :)

If you interact with me sexually, you are not interacting with me as a person but me as a character! I will not follow jerk off demands or instructions, or anything else taking place in real life. That doesn't necessarily mean I'm not getting off, though.

If there's ever any tags you want me to use for filtering or categorization reasons, just let me know :o)

Current top kink: coulrophilia (clown kink). Hnnnnnnng. Also ABDL but I don't think that one's gonna be on top for very long. Just thinking little thoughts today.

High up kinks: pet play, coulrophilia, feminization, force- anything (forcefem, forcemasc, forcedoll, forceclown, etc.), fauxcest, objectification, hypno, humiliation, dumbification, bimbofication.

Other kinks: ABDL/diapers/age regression, incest, age gap, coercion, pony play, detrans, orientation play, homophobia, dubcon, noncon, piss play, bondage, slut shaming.

Non-kink specific turn ons: fingers in mouth, clowns (I do have a kink for clowns but I also just think they're hot), makeovers, bondage mitts.

Not allowed: pedophilia, beastiality, inflation, scat.

Certain media specific kinks:

Homestuck: hemospectrum play, helming, Beforan culling.

TAGGING SYSTEM

(note: I just wanted to make them mildly funny. I don't fuckin know)

#my horny ass could not work in a hardware store - talking tag.

#let's take gay ibuprofen together - asks.

#cock a doodle doo - art.

#escape from horny jail - non kinky/sexual posts.

#kink spotlight - some specific stuff I like, posted whenever I get an ask about a certain kink or whenever I change my current top kink.

#rebloggering. - reblogging.

I'll also tag whatever kinks are relevant.

#beppo the clown - half OC, half sona, full name Beppto Pismal.

[puppy-slut-pound]

Ppl who are scared of clowns n think they quote "aren't hot" simply just haven't EVER CONSIDERED the idea of someone laughing at you and mocking you as they fuck you

[opossumgirltongue]

clowngirl painting makeup onto your face and whenever you giggle bc the brush tickles she giggles back and kisses you . to train you to associate your face paint and tickling and laughing and clowns with being kissed and being held and being horny

[whenimclowning]

Who wants to put me in a saw trap

[meatexe]

“look at that doggy in the mirror. isn’t she so pretty? dont you wanna kiss her? go ahead. give her a kiss.” as they shove my face into the mirror so hard it hurts n force me to lick n drool all over my reflection

[hyenagirlpenis]

Yes babe I promise I would treat you sub-human if you were actually part animal. I would talk down to you like a dog and order you around, and you wouldn't be able to tell if you really wanted it or if it was just the broken dog part of your brain making you tremble and moan every time I even insinuated that you were below me. Can we go to bed now? Can we? Yes, we can, can't we, puppy? Very good! That's a good puppy, aren't you? 🥰

[hyenagirlpenis]

Leading a ditzy, blissfully mild sheep girl around by her hand, telling her where to go and when we'll be tending her fluffy coat or doing this or that. All that matters is my guiding hand stays on her shoulder.

Muzzling a frantic feral cat girl, putting mitts over her claws as I lead her to her new home to be desensitized and domesticated until she's purring in my lap and can't remember why she ever resisted.

Soothing a heifer girl as she feels what it's like to get milked for the first time, maybe tearing up because it's so humiliating, but I'm there gently reminding her that this is her place and it'll feel so right very soon.

And so on and so on. Yes, I'll treat you like the animal you are. It's so hard pretending to be human, isn't it?

[whenimclowning]

I'm still alive I've just been busy 😭

Still incredibly horny for clowns also

[bedroomdemon-deactivated2024120]

I’m sorry I dehumanized you and talked to you in that voice owners use on their dogs. That wasn’t nice for you, was it? No? Nooo, you didn’t like that did you? Aw I’m sorry I didn’t mean to belittle you and put you beneath me like you’re a dog. I’ll do better, okay?

[edith-is-dead]

sort of on break but clown things continue to be in progress

[foggymyst]

Playing smash bros with a sub only to reach over to her and tap her forehead, blanking her brain entirely and winning, and when she gets mad at you shoving your finger into her mouth so she simply sucks and drools like the dumb girl she is

Hint hint nudge nudge @captivecamellia

[lilfoxbro]

forcing your cock into your little brother while you have him pinned onto his back. raping his little boy cunt because you couldn’t help hold yourself back any longer. not whilst the idea that some other guy could be the first to take his innocence away from him has been circling your mind the past few months.

“n-no! ouch! stop it! this is so gross!” he would fumble through salty tears and squeeze around your cock tightly. the red stains of innocence coating you as you rape him, taking his virginity for yourself.

“shhh. it’s okay, it’s gonna be over soon lil bro, okay? i just have to take care of something first.” you’d hush and coo into his ear, breathing heavily as you latch onto the soft skin of his neck and force yourself into him much deeper and harder now. just a little more. you need to feel how tight he gets around you.

he’s still laying there, defenceless. crying and confused as to why his big brother is doing this to him. his little whines and noises slipping through the cries of him telling you to stop whilst you’re actively ignoring him.

you cant stop now. you need this. you need your little brother. just like he needs you.

[puppygirllaika]

Stop Scrolling. It's Plushie Time.

Grab one of your plushies, whoever happens to be closest to you right now.

Pause any and all media you've got going on right now.

Pick out a good makeout song (my personal choice is No Witness, by LP) It must be a minimum of 2 minutes long.

Hold your plushie in your arms, close your eyes, and start the song.

Until the song ends, you are not allowed to open your eyes, and you must make out with your plushie the whole time. Don't just kiss her on the lips, lets your lips trail down over her, guide her mouth down over your neck for her to nibble at, have fun with it. Maybe moan or whimper a little.

Once the song ends, open your eyes and tell your plushie how amazing she was, and thank her for making out with you, then cuddle with her a bit as you resume what you were doing before.

Alternatively, if you're both a bit hot and bothered after that, you two could always move things to the bedroom...

Either way, you may now resume scrolling. You are immune to this post until sunrise tomorrow.

If you do not have a plushie available, are not in a place where you can do this comfortably, or cannot complete this task for any other reason (including discomfort with the idea itself), you are also immune until sunrise, an immunity which may be repeated as many times as necessary.

[whenimclowning]

I don't think posts from the "sexualize school shooters" fandom are based on my likes actually Tumblr.

[stay-chill-vibes]

REBLOG IF YOU ARE HELLA BORED AND WOULDN’T MIND SOME CURIOUS ANONS.

[foxboy-angel]

I need this

[xochimillilili]

Gentle dumbification is so cute, it's adorable to see how flustered and worked up it can get a little fucked out pet. Tease and coo at how it really is just an empty headed baby puppy who needs help when it can't do more but a few weak bounces when instructed to ride your cock after getting fucked dumb.

Showing them their body infront a mirror after a good breeding. "Whose that doggy, huh? Whose that pretty breeding puppy there? Awww baby, you really are dumb, that's you silly pup~" as you notice how their little puppy cock starts to throb and they start to hump the air while they stare at their own ruined hole.

Even just instructing the poor thing to change positions mid fuck can prove how cum drunk dumb it's gotten, seeing it squirm all stupidly.

"Awww don't worry pup, I've got you, I know you're just a little dumb doggie, nothing in your pretty head but puppy fluff~" whispered teasingly as you grope their hips and fuck your cum in deeper

[swallowdog]

oh, oh youre not a dairy goat? youre the guard dog? oh shit dude my bad, really, it's just, your tits—