Where-is-Carl-Now?

You people probably know my struggles from long ago. I can’t escape him even in the next life. Someone needs to keep him in check. I’ll be telling you where he is.

[where-is-carl-now]

Hello? Can you read this? Is it working?

Okay. Hi, my name is Paul. You probably already know about my former tormentor old acquaintance Carl. Our lives and deaths are quite well documented.

Reincarnation was smoother for me than it was for him. He doesn't have a consistent body. I am making this blog as a live warning system. He is travelling the world an gaining a following. I'll be finding and documenting his location on a regular basis, so be sure to keep up to date, you know what he's like.

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Okay, so I'm gonna be honest. There aren't gonna be any more updates. I've kinda run into a problem. Cats can't legally have bank accounts. I wasn't able to buy those drones legally, and I didn't even realise. So yeah, I'm kinda going on the run. My coworkers are gonna try to continue helping Carl for the good of humanity. It's been fun, but I gotta go. Goodbye.

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Today was Daryl’s funeral. Carl’s grieving, and I decided to use the speaker on the drone to talk him through some things. Hopefully things will turn around soon. Update tomorrow.

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And Carl’s caused another reality schism again. What did he do this time? Great question that I can’t really answer. His therapist will be informed, as well as my boss. Update tomorrow.

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Sorry about the lack of post today. The drone malfunctioned. The new one won't catch up until tomorrow.

Carl went to the mall today, though. Spent a while in boots. Update tomorrow.

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Trying to help Carl get past what happened with Daryl. I figured meeting Jeffery would help, since he’s called the immortal snail for a reason. They’re doing some meditation. Update tomorrow.

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Carl having a moment. He accidentally squished Daryl while he was trying to teach him martial arts, and now he’s gotten into a funk. Any fatal drop he talks about in the comments is purely him hallucinating. My coworkers are on route to get him back on track. Update tomorrow.

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Sorry about the lack of a post yesterday. There was a containment breach and Salad tried to eat my keyboard again. This job is a nightmare sometimes. Carl and Daryl are getting along quite well. I’m not sure why he’s decided to stick with him, but they seem to be on a friendly path. I’m glad. They went to see a movie yesterday. Update tomorrow.

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Carl has located Daryl. I don’t know why he decided to do this, but he’s located Daryl. I’m not worried about Daryl though, he has a black belt. Plus, Carl’s just observing right now. Update tomorrow.

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Carls cat studies are getting closer than ever. Melissa decided to humour him. His fixation on my new form is quite a strong distraction. I think it’s making the rehabilitation process easier for him. I’m glad. Update tomorrow.

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No, I do not know why or how he’s in there. There’s another cat in there though, so I think he just watched them. Also, sorry for the late post. I was stuck in a work meeting. Update tomorrow.

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Don’t know what he’s doing up there, but he’s been eyeing the sky all shifty. My coworkers are forwarding this behaviour to his therapist. No one’s lost a face yet though, so real progress is being made. Update tomorrow.

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Carl was about why ostriches stick their heads in the ground… I think. He might be trying to find a birds nest. Either way he’s doing this. Update tomorrow.

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I’m glad Carl closed the blood vortex. He’s taking a bit of time to relax at the beach. I don’t know how he treads water without moving his feet though. He’s truly a mystery. Update tomorrow.

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Not even therapy makes this guy make sense. I don’t understand why he’s up there or why he thought it was a good place to draw. Update tomorrow.

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Please be aware, this is where Carl drew me. I have no idea how he stopped the paper from sinking into the bush. I will never understand this guy. Update tomorrow.

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The search for the therapist has been temporarily suspended as Carl is striking by sitting in a bush until I face reveal. As if I don’t have a profile picture. Update tomorrow.