THE RED MENACE

Nyet! You have six arm, take the picture right!!

[whereislootski]

((I need to come back to my blogs for real they are so much fun...))

[whereislootski]

"I DID NOT CALL YOU HANDSOME."

Da, I know you did. Little girl has taste!But you are too young for me...((Jfc this is old I love it))

[hallandoates1970topresent-deact]

[blkcuervo]

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[blkcuervo]

"I," she began with a large amount of pride in her voice, "am Black Cuervo!" She chose to ignore the first part. Getting into an argument about such a stupid girl like Frida wasn’t worth her time — especially with this old guy. "And I take it chu are da one people call — or used to call! — Comrade Chaos?" 

[whereislootski]

"Da, I am," he started, much the way she started her own introduction, "Comrade Chaos! The red menace!" He came out of his pose and spoke to her normally again. "I am still called that! I still have second title too! You get it after much villainy." He was referring to his title as the red menace, of course, and not being called an old man by everyone and their grandfather.

[three-kinds-of-spicy-deactivate]

She simply assumed that the older villain was most likely not talking to her. Besides, she didn’t need any help biting people. She could manage it well on her own.

While growling like an angry chihuahua, she sunk her teeth in deeper, before shifting, and beginning to bite Manny’s head, and tug violently at her hair too. She apparently was not going to be coming loose any time soon. Unless CC decided to help the hero girl…

[the-awesomest-rivera]

Manny kept running around, screaming and flailing her arms. The dumb part was that she probably could have knocked the mini mad scientist currently chewing on her head off by transforming into La Tigresa. Unfortunately, she was not the brightest lightbulb in the room. Or several rooms, for that matter.

"GAAH! AAAH! AAARGH!" the young girl screamed. The biting and pulling was really starting to hurt. She stumbled to the floor, and finally saw Comrade Chaos just kinda..standing there and watching the undoubtedly comical scene. "DON’T JUST STAND THERE, HELP! GET’ER’OFFME!" Manny yelled.

[whereislootski]

"Ehhh," he shrugged, not really feeling like he wanted to help Tigresa out. "Are you sure you need help?" Wow good job there. She's screaming in terror and you ask if she really needs help or not. Wow.

[whereislootski]

No I vill not order chinese from boy! Vhat if he is not vorking right now?

[tinpuppy]

+whereislootski

[tinpuppy]

That snapped him out of his day dream and he replied. ”He’s not my uncle, old man,” he growled. Although he did like rice pudding… But he wasn’t about to go to that old home. It’d be nostalgic. Too nostalgic. Someone would probably see through his disguise somehow. After all, it was difficult to forget the face that landed you in jail. Everything would be ruined.

[whereislootski]

"He's not?" That seemed so unlikely; the resemblance was there! But if he wasn't related to the old villain, then who was this punk teen? "Vho are you then?" he asked, his eyebrows coming together. "You are... very familiar..."

[zombiegeneral-deactivated201605]

Ah he missed! Growling he glared at the man. The comment brought both confusion and flattery however. He had no idea what the man his deal was but heck he didn’t mind. ”Only five? Ha! Then I will need train myself to get back to two. Starting with chu as mi practice dummy.” The zombie said with a sick grin. At least until the hammer hit him in the stomach

The impact of the hammer came a bit harder then anticipated. Enough to make the zombie take a few steps back and grunt loudly. Yeah he definitely should try and stay clear of the projectiles. Maybe try to fend them off with his studded bracelets? Dangit Chapuza you are not wonder woman. 

[whereislootski]

When he saw how General Chapuza took the hammer blow, but still had it affect him, Comrade Chaos got a boost of confidence! Perhaps he would be able to do this after all!!

He held his hand out and the hammer came back to him. Chapuza may be wonder woman, but CC was Thor. Or something like that. With his hammer in hand, he considered throwing it again. Instead, he chose to try to boast again. "You are veak before me!" Yes! This time it worked!! Though he would miss speaking perfect Spanish.....

[whereislootski]

"Vhat vas that magic stuff anyvay? I could not lie...!"

[whereislootski]

"Ugh, and that is vhy heroes don't age vell like us willians!"

[the-awesomest-rivera]

Manny kept writing, sticking his tongue out as he went…At least until he got to the reason why.

Then he just stared at what he wrote. After a few seconds he looked up at the Russian, pretty much dumbfounded with shock and awe. "But…why?!” he demanded redundantly, before quickly crossing out the entire page and crumpling the page up. No way was he going into a waste pit of death, lootski or no lootski. Nope, nope, nope. And then the second revelation happened. The Rivera boy raised his eyebrows. Thank god he could think about something other than that dreaded bathroom. "So, like…you were so terrible at bein’ evil that you got kicked outta Russia…?" he asked, a mocking grin growing on his face. "Oh…wow, dude.” He probably should have recognized the two that Comrade Chaos was talking about; however, he was currently just too pleased to know that this had been the reason why the old man was currently here and not in his motherland for the moment.

[whereislootski]

When he saw Manny's grin, Comrade Chaos instantly grew indignant. "No no it vasn't that! There just vasn't any good targets an-" he was cut off mid cover-up lie, as if compelled by God to spill the truth yet again. "THE OTHER VILLAINS WERE TOO TOUGH AND TALLER THAN ME. CONQUEST CZAR SAID THAT HIS RIDING BEAR WAS BETTER SUITED FOR CRIME THAN I AND HE WAS RIGHT. I COULD NOT HANDLE THE COLD OR MY LIQUOR."

When he regained control again, he stared at the Rivera for a good long minute, just staring. Then he snapped out of it.

"VHAT? I AM SUPER WILLAIN!"

[three-kinds-of-spicy-deactivate]

"Vhat? You are not Diega. Vho are you?"

Again, the idiotic female is immediately taken off guard by the sudden presence of the old villain. Only, she did not seem as surprised as she did with Manny. No. She did however hop, causing her tiara to bounce off her head, before falling back into place.Her eyes lit up, and AGAIN, FOR THE SECOND GODDAMN TIME, she began to cry, before embracing the old man, relying mostly on him to keep her standing. Admittedly SHE IS NOT THE LIGHTEST GIRL EVER. SHE IS VERY HEAVY. AND SORT OF TALL.SHE IS AN IDIOT.ALSO SHE DIDN’T EVEN ANSWER THE QUESTION. WHAT A MORON.

[whereislootski]

As soon as he was embraced, Comrade Chaos started to struggle. "Nyeh! Nyeh! You are too tall!" he complained, trying to hold her up, but her unwillingness to stand was making it difficult. The weight wasn't a problem -- he weight lifted couches at Case de Adios to stay in shape, even if they were being used -- it was how was sort of awkwardly pouring herself. "You stand and can have rice pudding, da?" he tried, using his first go-to tactic in an attempt to get her off of him.

[three-kinds-of-spicy-deactivate]

“WH… WHEN DID YOU GET HERE…?”

She stared for a moment at Comrade Chaos, before remembering that, RIGHT. She was going to bite Manny. She hissed like a feral cat, before awkwardly trying to clamor onto the other girl’s back, and then attempting to sink her teeth into her neck. Oh my god.

[the-awesomest-rivera]

Manny stiffened up in surprise at the abrupt entry of the older supervillain, looking behind her. "Well—…yeah—I mean—…Noo." the young girl continued to protest weakly. Honestly, one probably didn’t even need to use a truth potion to see through her; she was a terrible liar most of the time. "Tells" all over the place. She was surprised a second time when Diega climbed onto her back. Feeling the other girl suddenly clamp down on her neck, drooling all over her, the Rivera girl shrieked loudly and began running around in a mad attempt to get her off.

[whereislootski]

 Comrade Chaos stared for a bit, just awkwardly standing there. So, he was right when he compared Diega to a rabid dog. Good for him! But he wasn't sure how he was supposed to react to this development. "Uh... do you vant help?" 

[zombiegeneral-deactivated201605]

The zombie cackled loudly when hearing Comrade Chaos state his fear. Reactions like these when seeing his body totally where the things that kept him going. 

”Enough talk and shaking!” He shouted overexcited. The general then immediately came forward towards the old villain to try and punch him. 

[whereislootski]

When he saw the fist coming at him, his first instinct was to use his jet pack to launch himself away. His second instinct was to stay and take the punch, showing just how manly he is that he could handle it and still fight! He didn't listen to the second one, as doing so usually got him the ICU or the morgue by mistake. Comrade Chaos flew up and back, landing a little hard, though. It had been a while since he actually used it.

Allright, now for a threat that would shake the zombie's bones! "YOU WILL LIKELY KILL ME IN FIVE SECONDS!" Again, he was utterly confused. That was not what he was trying to say. It was supposed to be something about using his zombie skin to make new boots! Not... that. And why were his Spanish skills so fleeting?

Comrade Chaos crinkled his brow briefly, still not sure what was going on. He decided he would have to deal with it later, though, and turned his attention back to Chapuza. He threw his radioactive hammer at him, actually managing a decent throw. It probably had something to do with that sound and glow it gave off. It just... wasn't normal.

[blkcuervo]

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[blkcuervo]

Tiny? Cute?! Frida?!? 

She shook angrily and balled her fists, shaking one at him. “Ahh, chu are going to really get it now, old man!” she yelled. “I am neither tiny, nor cute, NOR even comparable to Frida!” 

[whereislootski]

"Feh, is not so bad. Frida is nice girl," he said, ignoring her threat, though perhaps a villain didn't like being compared to someone nice and good? "Vhat are you anyway? Crow girl?" He could never keep up with the new villains and heros these days. Especially not with their ridiculous names.

[whereislootski]

Sly:*wearing a gas mask* Thnk fr tllng mm whr lootski ss! *holds a sack of CC's lootski*

"Nyet! That is MINE.” Comrade Chaos instantly, motivated by his precious loot in peril, used his jet pack to launch himself at the rodent and swung his radioactive hammer at him following it up with a slash from his sickle. 

[tinpuppy]

+whereislootski

[tinpuppy]

Mano Ne— No! How old was this guy anyway? He could remember fighting him quite a while ago back when… when… Ahhh… Silver Wolf’s mind clouded a bit as he remembered one of the times he and White Pantera had stopped Comrade Chaos together. Those were the days… right?

Little did he know that while he was reminiscing, his face had half shown it. His expression wasn’t “cool” or stone hard, but rather he had unintentionally let a small smile form on his face. 

[whereislootski]

Comrade Chaos made a face at Mano Negra's nephew. Yeah, with the face the boy was making, the resemblence was uncanny. Was that a little drool coming out from his smile? Totally related.

Nailed it.

"Vhy you not wisit your uncle anymore? We have rice pudding...!"