best guy ever

eyyyy, you made it!

[wheres-my-other-eye]

huh? whats this. lotsa buttons on this dude…

hello! welcome to my blaster roleplay blog/askblog/kinblog waatevr.

[inspired by @living-taxdermy & @the-ranger-mans]

this is entirely for fun and not canon, and probably out of character.

ill try to keep this as canon compliant as i can but no promises,,,

some quick facts about blaster:

• he/they - transmasc

• he likes bugs and drawing. and drawing bugs

• he’s also pretty into music. ask him about it, maybe he’ll tell you.

• he is MOST LIKELY in a different universe than the other clean crew rp blogs. this is subject to change and id love to interact w clcr blogs :)

• he’s moreso indifferent rather than peeved by lobber

• more to be added

RULES

• no nsfw asks. slight suggestive is ok

• i/blaster has every right not to answer your ask if they dont want to

• anon signoffs are welcome!

• im unsure about magic anons, feel free to send in one but i may not answer it

• ships are maybe okay? ill decide if i ever get an ask adjacent to it or something

• just dont be rude. also dni if youre t.r.a.s.h. but that should be obvious

last bit of info:

you can just call me mod or whatever lol. i use they/she

im a blaster fictionkin so yeahhh. doubles welcome ofcourse!. might project onto him by accident sometimes.

main blog is @psychoticsecretary. if it wasnt obvious

uhm. thanks for visitjng

[living-taxidermy]

[wheres-my-other-eye]

what emotion could this possibly be conveying

[the-ranger-mans]

Oh no...

[speedcleaning]

Wait, you got a message from that... thing, too? It told you, like, the exact same stuff?? Word for word???

[the-ranger-mans]

Yea- wait, YOU TOO?! This is bad. Everyone's gotten this message, and it threatened to take Lobber's spine! ..if we even have those...

[speedcleaning]

Thaaat's funky! And creepy! Is it, like, even real though? Maybe the antique's just messing with us, it's obviously sentient!

[the-ranger-mans]

I was thinking that... but it clearly can see us! It commented on Lobber's sleeping quarters and asked Blaster if their room was even safe.

[speedcleaning]

Huuh... Was it specific at all though?? It could just be making stuff up to scare us!

[the-ranger-mans]

Probably... Maybe I'm just being paranoid.

[speedcleaning]

Eehh, well, who knows! But if nothing happens by tomorrow, I'm gonna stop caring. Its scare tactics won't work on me!

[wheres-my-other-eye]

guys

weird that im the only one who hasnt gotten that long paragraph.. maybe i should be relieved..

[speedcleaning]

I think it likes you. It was SO much ruder to me!

[wheres-my-other-eye]

what do you mean it likes me. im scared

[the-ranger-mans]

Oh no...

[speedcleaning]

Wait, you got a message from that... thing, too? It told you, like, the exact same stuff?? Word for word???

[the-ranger-mans]

Yea- wait, YOU TOO?! This is bad. Everyone's gotten this message, and it threatened to take Lobber's spine! ..if we even have those...

[speedcleaning]

Thaaat's funky! And creepy! Is it, like, even real though? Maybe the antique's just messing with us, it's obviously sentient!

[the-ranger-mans]

I was thinking that... but it clearly can see us! It commented on Lobber's sleeping quarters and asked Blaster if their room was even safe.

[speedcleaning]

Huuh... Was it specific at all though?? It could just be making stuff up to scare us!

[the-ranger-mans]

Probably... Maybe I'm just being paranoid.

[speedcleaning]

Eehh, well, who knows! But if nothing happens by tomorrow, I'm gonna stop caring. Its scare tactics won't work on me!

[wheres-my-other-eye]

guys

weird that im the only one who hasnt gotten that long paragraph.. maybe i should be relieved..

[living-taxidermy]

What do3s this mean.,,,.. WHO ARE YOU ANCIENT PHANTOM?? WHY DO You tirmetme???? EHAT ARW YOU FIONG TO DO TO ME???HELP hekp!!@!!!!!!!!!! I HAVRE A DETOTATION SWITCG, I'LL KILL MYSWLF BEFUIR YOU Cab ikll meeee!!!!!!!!!G@QH @#5s46ecttuh7hg5frgfbgth78og7564ce

[living-taxidermy]

UPDare it said this as welll......

[the-ranger-mans]

Oh no. That just became a threat.

Hey uh, @wheres-my-other-eye , could you come help me protect Lobber?

[wheres-my-other-eye]

dude, what is that.. … ..do we even have spines??

i mean yeah i guess i could help.. i mean what do you want me to do though? babysit them and make sure that cryptid doesnt come out of the shadows and bite their head off ?????

[the-ranger-mans]

Its not babysitting! Just making sure their safe! I'll be there as well, ok?

...I'd rather not find out about the spines-

[wheres-my-other-eye]

euuuhh…… alright i guess. itd be a shame if their bulb cracked for the last time

where we meeting up? lobber’s room?

[the-ranger-mans]

Yup. We're just gonna be there until they calm down, ok?

[wheres-my-other-eye]

what the FUCK

[the-ranger-mans]

You too?! What is going on?!

[wheres-my-other-eye]

eeeeh,, i have no idea but im omw right now im a little freaked out

[the-ranger-mans]

Yea, it's best if you come here...

[wheres-my-other-eye]

ok what now do we just wait until our mortal demise

[living-taxidermy]

What do3s this mean.,,,.. WHO ARE YOU ANCIENT PHANTOM?? WHY DO You tirmetme???? EHAT ARW YOU FIONG TO DO TO ME???HELP hekp!!@!!!!!!!!!! I HAVRE A DETOTATION SWITCG, I'LL KILL MYSWLF BEFUIR YOU Cab ikll meeee!!!!!!!!!G@QH @#5s46ecttuh7hg5frgfbgth78og7564ce

[living-taxidermy]

UPDare it said this as welll......

[the-ranger-mans]

Oh no. That just became a threat.

Hey uh, @wheres-my-other-eye , could you come help me protect Lobber?

[wheres-my-other-eye]

dude, what is that.. … ..do we even have spines??

i mean yeah i guess i could help.. i mean what do you want me to do though? babysit them and make sure that cryptid doesnt come out of the shadows and bite their head off ?????

[the-ranger-mans]

Its not babysitting! Just making sure their safe! I'll be there as well, ok?

...I'd rather not find out about the spines-

[wheres-my-other-eye]

euuuhh…… alright i guess. itd be a shame if their bulb cracked for the last time

where we meeting up? lobber’s room?

[the-ranger-mans]

Yup. We're just gonna be there until they calm down, ok?

[wheres-my-other-eye]

what the FUCK

[the-ranger-mans]

You too?! What is going on?!

[wheres-my-other-eye]

eeeeh,, i have no idea but im omw right now im a little freaked out

[living-taxidermy]

Lqst night jt sent me this . ., it alwo used tje wrong your

[wheres-my-other-eye]

wait why are we in lobbers room if it knows where we are.

[living-taxidermy]

What do3s this mean.,,,.. WHO ARE YOU ANCIENT PHANTOM?? WHY DO You tirmetme???? EHAT ARW YOU FIONG TO DO TO ME???HELP hekp!!@!!!!!!!!!! I HAVRE A DETOTATION SWITCG, I'LL KILL MYSWLF BEFUIR YOU Cab ikll meeee!!!!!!!!!G@QH @#5s46ecttuh7hg5frgfbgth78og7564ce

[living-taxidermy]

UPDare it said this as welll......

[the-ranger-mans]

Oh no. That just became a threat.

Hey uh, @wheres-my-other-eye , could you come help me protect Lobber?

[wheres-my-other-eye]

dude, what is that.. … ..do we even have spines??

i mean yeah i guess i could help.. i mean what do you want me to do though? babysit them and make sure that cryptid doesnt come out of the shadows and bite their head off ?????

[the-ranger-mans]

Its not babysitting! Just making sure their safe! I'll be there as well, ok?

...I'd rather not find out about the spines-

[wheres-my-other-eye]

euuuhh…… alright i guess. itd be a shame if their bulb cracked for the last time

where we meeting up? lobber’s room?

[the-ranger-mans]

Yup. We're just gonna be there until they calm down, ok?

[wheres-my-other-eye]

what the FUCK

[the-ranger-mans]

You too?! What is going on?!

[wheres-my-other-eye]

eeeeh,, i have no idea but im omw right now im a little freaked out

[living-taxidermy]

What do3s this mean.,,,.. WHO ARE YOU ANCIENT PHANTOM?? WHY DO You tirmetme???? EHAT ARW YOU FIONG TO DO TO ME???HELP hekp!!@!!!!!!!!!! I HAVRE A DETOTATION SWITCG, I'LL KILL MYSWLF BEFUIR YOU Cab ikll meeee!!!!!!!!!G@QH @#5s46ecttuh7hg5frgfbgth78og7564ce

[living-taxidermy]

UPDare it said this as welll......

[the-ranger-mans]

Oh no. That just became a threat.

Hey uh, @wheres-my-other-eye , could you come help me protect Lobber?

[wheres-my-other-eye]

dude, what is that.. … ..do we even have spines??

i mean yeah i guess i could help.. i mean what do you want me to do though? babysit them and make sure that cryptid doesnt come out of the shadows and bite their head off ?????

[the-ranger-mans]

Its not babysitting! Just making sure their safe! I'll be there as well, ok?

...I'd rather not find out about the spines-

[wheres-my-other-eye]

euuuhh…… alright i guess. itd be a shame if their bulb cracked for the last time

where we meeting up? lobber’s room?

[the-ranger-mans]

Yup. We're just gonna be there until they calm down, ok?

[wheres-my-other-eye]

what the FUCK

[wheres-my-other-eye]

blaster,, other than the fsct that you dont like sugarsprouts cuz theyre ugly,,, do you have any OTHER reason besides that and their biting??

also noticed that ranger wants to keep one and train it, how do you feel about it

-SUGARSPROUT ADOPTER

dude i dont even know. i just have pure unfiltered hatred towards them for no reason. i guess theyre pretty annoying, always gettin in the way whenever im tryna shoot at a different pest. i wish their mama would actually keep an eye on em instead of lettin em roam around free. maybe one day when shes not looking ill shoot em all into oblivion. who knows

..why would ranger want one? theyre kinda loud too. i guess whatever he does behind closed doors is none of my business, just keep it away from me or whatever

[living-taxidermy]

What do3s this mean.,,,.. WHO ARE YOU ANCIENT PHANTOM?? WHY DO You tirmetme???? EHAT ARW YOU FIONG TO DO TO ME???HELP hekp!!@!!!!!!!!!! I HAVRE A DETOTATION SWITCG, I'LL KILL MYSWLF BEFUIR YOU Cab ikll meeee!!!!!!!!!G@QH @#5s46ecttuh7hg5frgfbgth78og7564ce

[living-taxidermy]

UPDare it said this as welll......

[the-ranger-mans]

Oh no. That just became a threat.

Hey uh, @wheres-my-other-eye , could you come help me protect Lobber?

[wheres-my-other-eye]

dude, what is that.. … ..do we even have spines??

i mean yeah i guess i could help.. i mean what do you want me to do though? babysit them and make sure that cryptid doesnt come out of the shadows and bite their head off ?????

[the-ranger-mans]

Its not babysitting! Just making sure their safe! I'll be there as well, ok?

...I'd rather not find out about the spines-

[wheres-my-other-eye]

euuuhh…… alright i guess. itd be a shame if their bulb cracked for the last time

where we meeting up? lobber’s room?

[living-taxidermy]

What do3s this mean.,,,.. WHO ARE YOU ANCIENT PHANTOM?? WHY DO You tirmetme???? EHAT ARW YOU FIONG TO DO TO ME???HELP hekp!!@!!!!!!!!!! I HAVRE A DETOTATION SWITCG, I'LL KILL MYSWLF BEFUIR YOU Cab ikll meeee!!!!!!!!!G@QH @#5s46ecttuh7hg5frgfbgth78og7564ce

[living-taxidermy]

UPDare it said this as welll......

[the-ranger-mans]

Oh no. That just became a threat.

Hey uh, @wheres-my-other-eye , could you come help me protect Lobber?

[wheres-my-other-eye]

dude, what is that.. … ..do we even have spines??

i mean yeah i guess i could help.. i mean what do you want me to do though? babysit them and make sure that cryptid doesnt come out of the shadows and bite their head off ?????

[wheres-my-other-eye]

ASKS ARE OPEN, YAY-

Anyway, get bugged

oh— that lil fellas got some great dance moves

[wheres-my-other-eye]

ouh yes!! isopods can be bigger than your vacuum! but those ones only live in oceans, they're sea isopods. and they taste like shrimp. but i don't think you know what those taste like :')

interesting.. i totally know what shrimp are.

..ahem anyways. id probably be a bit freaked out if i saw one bigger than my forearm. dunno how fast itd be but if i saw one crawlin at me at top speed id call every vessel for themselves and book it outta there. good thing they arent anywhere near here

[wheres-my-other-eye]

thoughts on isopods? 👀

ohh man, iunno a lot bout em but theyre cool as hell. i see those little rolly dudes quite often when im cleanin, theyre kinda shy but thats okay, i would be too if i was that small. i think ive heard somewhere that theres some kinds that get huge, like, bigger than my vacuum. i think thats pretty sick

im just not even going to ask how theres a little guy inside this doohickey.