"Hey BUDDY where've you been?"

"A new relic?"

[the-ranger-mans]

Huh... never seen this relic before? There's probably more out there, so i can add this one to my collection. BUDDY'S been given plenty...

HAIIIII!!! Mod here, this is an ask/rp blog for Ranger, inspired by @some-kind-of-robot and it's Lobber ask blog @living-taxdermy (go check it out)

!WARNING! THIS IS NOT CANNON IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM!!

Oh, also, main blog is @scallywiggles

This is just a silly little ask/rp blog i made for fun. Can't handle that? Leave.

No NSFW asks or ship related asks. I can choose if I'd like to answer something or not you spam ask? I'll block you.

If these rules are broken too many times, anon asks will be turned off, and then media asks.

My ranger uses he/him pronouns. No ships will be present.

[the-ranger-mans]

Oh no...

[speedcleaning]

Wait, you got a message from that... thing, too? It told you, like, the exact same stuff?? Word for word???

[the-ranger-mans]

Yea- wait, YOU TOO?! This is bad. Everyone's gotten this message, and it threatened to take Lobber's spine! ..if we even have those...

[speedcleaning]

Thaaat's funky! And creepy! Is it, like, even real though? Maybe the antique's just messing with us, it's obviously sentient!

[the-ranger-mans]

I was thinking that... but it clearly can see us! It commented on Lobber's sleeping quarters and asked Blaster if their room was even safe.

[speedcleaning]

Huuh... Was it specific at all though?? It could just be making stuff up to scare us!

[the-ranger-mans]

Probably... Maybe I'm just being paranoid.

[the-ranger-mans]

Oh no...

[speedcleaning]

Wait, you got a message from that... thing, too? It told you, like, the exact same stuff?? Word for word???

[the-ranger-mans]

Yea- wait, YOU TOO?! This is bad. Everyone's gotten this message, and it threatened to take Lobber's spine! ..if we even have those...

[speedcleaning]

Thaaat's funky! And creepy! Is it, like, even real though? Maybe the antique's just messing with us, it's obviously sentient!

[the-ranger-mans]

I was thinking that... but it clearly can see us! It commented on Lobber's sleeping quarters and asked Blaster if their room was even safe.

[the-ranger-mans]

Oh no...

[speedcleaning]

Wait, you got a message from that... thing, too? It told you, like, the exact same stuff?? Word for word???

[the-ranger-mans]

Yea- wait, YOU TOO?! This is bad. Everyone's gotten this message, and it threatened to take Lobber's spine! ..if we even have those...

[speedcleaning]

HI ZOOMER HI ZOOMER HI ZOOMER HI ZOOMER HI ZOOMER :DDD

( @scallywiggles )

OH-! Oh, WOW, that is LOUD!

Ehmm... Hello to you too, antique that knows my name?

[the-ranger-mans]

Oh, Hey Zooms. I'm not sure how, but everyone has one of these talking relics.

[speedcleaning]

Ranger, hii! I think there's just a lot of them. I swear I saw another one but I didn't pick it up. They're cool though!

[the-ranger-mans]

They are! Poor Lobber found one and got so spooked.

[speedcleaning]

Oh, yikes! Hope they're okay!

Wait, I got a notification thingy. Give me a moment.

[the-ranger-mans]

Alright!

[the-ranger-mans]

Oh no...

[speedcleaning]

HI ZOOMER HI ZOOMER HI ZOOMER HI ZOOMER HI ZOOMER :DDD

( @scallywiggles )

OH-! Oh, WOW, that is LOUD!

Ehmm... Hello to you too, antique that knows my name?

[the-ranger-mans]

Oh, Hey Zooms. I'm not sure how, but everyone has one of these talking relics.

[speedcleaning]

Ranger, hii! I think there's just a lot of them. I swear I saw another one but I didn't pick it up. They're cool though!

[the-ranger-mans]

They are! Poor Lobber found one and got so spooked.

[speedcleaning]

HI ZOOMER HI ZOOMER HI ZOOMER HI ZOOMER HI ZOOMER :DDD

( @scallywiggles )

OH-! Oh, WOW, that is LOUD!

Ehmm... Hello to you too, antique that knows my name?

[the-ranger-mans]

Oh, Hey Zooms. I'm not sure how, but everyone has one of these talking relics.

[living-taxidermy]

What do3s this mean.,,,.. WHO ARE YOU ANCIENT PHANTOM?? WHY DO You tirmetme???? EHAT ARW YOU FIONG TO DO TO ME???HELP hekp!!@!!!!!!!!!! I HAVRE A DETOTATION SWITCG, I'LL KILL MYSWLF BEFUIR YOU Cab ikll meeee!!!!!!!!!G@QH @#5s46ecttuh7hg5frgfbgth78og7564ce

[living-taxidermy]

UPDare it said this as welll......

[the-ranger-mans]

Oh no. That just became a threat.

Hey uh, @wheres-my-other-eye , could you come help me protect Lobber?

[wheres-my-other-eye]

dude, what is that.. … ..do we even have spines??

i mean yeah i guess i could help.. i mean what do you want me to do though? babysit them and make sure that cryptid doesnt come out of the shadows and bite their head off ?????

[the-ranger-mans]

Its not babysitting! Just making sure their safe! I'll be there as well, ok?

...I'd rather not find out about the spines-

[wheres-my-other-eye]

euuuhh…… alright i guess. itd be a shame if their bulb cracked for the last time

where we meeting up? lobber’s room?

[the-ranger-mans]

Yup. We're just gonna be there until they calm down, ok?

[wheres-my-other-eye]

what the FUCK

[the-ranger-mans]

You too?! What is going on?!

[wheres-my-other-eye]

eeeeh,, i have no idea but im omw right now im a little freaked out

[the-ranger-mans]

Yea, it's best if you come here...

[wheres-my-other-eye]

ok what now do we just wait until our mortal demise

[the-ranger-mans]

No... We look around a bit and see if the thing is here. I'm pretty sure Lobber has The Big One, so we can use that if push comes to shove.

[living-taxidermy]

What do3s this mean.,,,.. WHO ARE YOU ANCIENT PHANTOM?? WHY DO You tirmetme???? EHAT ARW YOU FIONG TO DO TO ME???HELP hekp!!@!!!!!!!!!! I HAVRE A DETOTATION SWITCG, I'LL KILL MYSWLF BEFUIR YOU Cab ikll meeee!!!!!!!!!G@QH @#5s46ecttuh7hg5frgfbgth78og7564ce

[living-taxidermy]

UPDare it said this as welll......

[the-ranger-mans]

Oh no. That just became a threat.

Hey uh, @wheres-my-other-eye , could you come help me protect Lobber?

[wheres-my-other-eye]

dude, what is that.. … ..do we even have spines??

i mean yeah i guess i could help.. i mean what do you want me to do though? babysit them and make sure that cryptid doesnt come out of the shadows and bite their head off ?????

[the-ranger-mans]

Its not babysitting! Just making sure their safe! I'll be there as well, ok?

...I'd rather not find out about the spines-

[wheres-my-other-eye]

euuuhh…… alright i guess. itd be a shame if their bulb cracked for the last time

where we meeting up? lobber’s room?

[the-ranger-mans]

Yup. We're just gonna be there until they calm down, ok?

[wheres-my-other-eye]

what the FUCK

[the-ranger-mans]

You too?! What is going on?!

[wheres-my-other-eye]

eeeeh,, i have no idea but im omw right now im a little freaked out

[the-ranger-mans]

Yea, it's best if you come here...

[living-taxidermy]

What do3s this mean.,,,.. WHO ARE YOU ANCIENT PHANTOM?? WHY DO You tirmetme???? EHAT ARW YOU FIONG TO DO TO ME???HELP hekp!!@!!!!!!!!!! I HAVRE A DETOTATION SWITCG, I'LL KILL MYSWLF BEFUIR YOU Cab ikll meeee!!!!!!!!!G@QH @#5s46ecttuh7hg5frgfbgth78og7564ce

[living-taxidermy]

UPDare it said this as welll......

[the-ranger-mans]

Oh no. That just became a threat.

Hey uh, @wheres-my-other-eye , could you come help me protect Lobber?

[wheres-my-other-eye]

dude, what is that.. … ..do we even have spines??

i mean yeah i guess i could help.. i mean what do you want me to do though? babysit them and make sure that cryptid doesnt come out of the shadows and bite their head off ?????

[the-ranger-mans]

Its not babysitting! Just making sure their safe! I'll be there as well, ok?

...I'd rather not find out about the spines-

[wheres-my-other-eye]

euuuhh…… alright i guess. itd be a shame if their bulb cracked for the last time

where we meeting up? lobber’s room?

[the-ranger-mans]

Yup. We're just gonna be there until they calm down, ok?

[wheres-my-other-eye]

what the FUCK

[the-ranger-mans]

You too?! What is going on?!

[living-taxidermy]

What do3s this mean.,,,.. WHO ARE YOU ANCIENT PHANTOM?? WHY DO You tirmetme???? EHAT ARW YOU FIONG TO DO TO ME???HELP hekp!!@!!!!!!!!!! I HAVRE A DETOTATION SWITCG, I'LL KILL MYSWLF BEFUIR YOU Cab ikll meeee!!!!!!!!!G@QH @#5s46ecttuh7hg5frgfbgth78og7564ce

[living-taxidermy]

UPDare it said this as welll......

[the-ranger-mans]

Oh no. That just became a threat.

Hey uh, @wheres-my-other-eye , could you come help me protect Lobber?

[wheres-my-other-eye]

dude, what is that.. … ..do we even have spines??

i mean yeah i guess i could help.. i mean what do you want me to do though? babysit them and make sure that cryptid doesnt come out of the shadows and bite their head off ?????

[the-ranger-mans]

Its not babysitting! Just making sure their safe! I'll be there as well, ok?

...I'd rather not find out about the spines-

[wheres-my-other-eye]

euuuhh…… alright i guess. itd be a shame if their bulb cracked for the last time

where we meeting up? lobber’s room?

[the-ranger-mans]

Yup. We're just gonna be there until they calm down, ok?

[living-taxidermy]

What do3s this mean.,,,.. WHO ARE YOU ANCIENT PHANTOM?? WHY DO You tirmetme???? EHAT ARW YOU FIONG TO DO TO ME???HELP hekp!!@!!!!!!!!!! I HAVRE A DETOTATION SWITCG, I'LL KILL MYSWLF BEFUIR YOU Cab ikll meeee!!!!!!!!!G@QH @#5s46ecttuh7hg5frgfbgth78og7564ce

[living-taxidermy]

UPDare it said this as welll......

[the-ranger-mans]

Oh no. That just became a threat.

Hey uh, @wheres-my-other-eye , could you come help me protect Lobber?

[wheres-my-other-eye]

dude, what is that.. … ..do we even have spines??

i mean yeah i guess i could help.. i mean what do you want me to do though? babysit them and make sure that cryptid doesnt come out of the shadows and bite their head off ?????

[the-ranger-mans]

Its not babysitting! Just making sure their safe! I'll be there as well, ok?

...I'd rather not find out about the spines-

[the-ranger-mans]

Hehehehehehe

*summons Splinter*

...I'm sorry what-

*proceeds to get jumped by Splinter*

OW-

[the-ranger-mans]

WELL HI, PAUL! Hehehehehehe

Hehe, Hi BUDDY! How are you feeling?

[living-taxidermy]

What do3s this mean.,,,.. WHO ARE YOU ANCIENT PHANTOM?? WHY DO You tirmetme???? EHAT ARW YOU FIONG TO DO TO ME???HELP hekp!!@!!!!!!!!!! I HAVRE A DETOTATION SWITCG, I'LL KILL MYSWLF BEFUIR YOU Cab ikll meeee!!!!!!!!!G@QH @#5s46ecttuh7hg5frgfbgth78og7564ce

[living-taxidermy]

UPDare it said this as welll......

[the-ranger-mans]

Oh no. That just became a threat.

Hey uh, @wheres-my-other-eye , could you come help me protect Lobber?

[living-taxidermy]

fgcvybhuinougytfrcg ITS R3ADUNG 0URS MESASGAES AYUTVCRVYABUINO'MIUHNYG

[the-ranger-mans]

It's w h a t?!

[living-taxidermy]

What do3s this mean.,,,.. WHO ARE YOU ANCIENT PHANTOM?? WHY DO You tirmetme???? EHAT ARW YOU FIONG TO DO TO ME???HELP hekp!!@!!!!!!!!!! I HAVRE A DETOTATION SWITCG, I'LL KILL MYSWLF BEFUIR YOU Cab ikll meeee!!!!!!!!!G@QH @#5s46ecttuh7hg5frgfbgth78og7564ce

[living-taxidermy]

UPDare it said this as welll......

[the-ranger-mans]

Oh no. That just became a threat.

Hey uh, @wheres-my-other-eye , could you come help me protect Lobber?