[movie-gifs]

The Addams Family (1991), dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

[opossummypossum]

[lotad]

[belikememes]

So True

[afrodesiacworldwide]

[drdessertfox]

[cerulean-beekeeper-deactivated2]

[anxietyproblem]

[etherealredwine]

LOL

[mysharona1987]

[wherethewildlingsgrow]

After 3 days of work and daycare for Milo, we are both sick. Should have figured this would happen. He’s coughing, spitting up with mucus in it, and so grumpy. He had a fever all night. I felt like crud all day. Back to work tomorrow though! So we better get it going feeling better.

Being back at work is nice but the impending doom of school starting up next week is stressing me out. I’m gonna be so busy and stressed. Ugh.

Send chocolate and/or wine please!

[visual-infinity]

The Green Dragontail butterflies

[sugar-cook]

Best quality: his wiggles!

[wherethewildlingsgrow]

Guys (and I mean that in an all-encompassing way, not just talking to the proverbial males) I have a uti and it’s terrible.

[calebwittebane]

[calebwittebane]

[221turtlesinthetardis]

Five asexuals are playing cards.

One starts to explain the rules: 

I’d say no cheating, but there are already five aces at the table.

[wetfag-deactivated20170404]

just a reminder that apparently anybody who isn’t ace cheats

[exemplarybehaviour]

this literally says the aces are cheating…………. because… you can’t have five aces in a deck………….it’s the Opposite of the second comment…

[lostoldplanet]

Reading comprehension on this site is piss-poor

[mystrothedefender]

How dare you say aces piss on the poor

[princessnijireiki]

the mood for 2019 tbh:

[wherethewildlingsgrow]

You’ve heard of intrusive thoughts, but how about intrusive wishes?

“It’s 3:33, make a wish!”

“I wish I’ll have a good day! DAMMIT NO I want to wish something better!”

[saywhat-politics]

“Fuck your wall.” - Stephen King

[harmonic-motion]

“Do something good for once”

[megfo]

Steven Kings Twitter is 1/3 scathing indightment of the trump administration 1/3 really good book recommendations and 1/3 tweets about his corgi named Molly the thing of evil lmao please follow him

[melancholymango]

I did the being edgy and self-deprecating thing, it gets old. I wanna be soft and lovely and easily impressed. I wanna appreciate all the little things that make me happy the same way I’ve dwelled on every single thing that upsets me.

[1980vibes]

date someone who will sit down and say “let’s fix this” instead of being a child and ignoring you.