shut your mouth & open your mind.

NYC

[wofmutual-deactivated20181120]

wheel of fortune

puzzle: H E _ _ O

category: greeting

contestant: spins

wheel: $5000

contestant: L!

pat: no L

[missouri-misery]

This is a horror novel

[milkovicho]

when i was younger i never used to lick the yoghurt off of yoghurt lids cause i saw a documentary once and in it there were clips of bears rootling through people’s bins and in one of them a bear found a yoghurt lid and was licking the yoghurt off. i would be like “this is for the bears” and scoop a lil extra onto the lids before i put them in the bin, mum kept telling me “bears dont live here!” but i kept doing it… just in case

[mjalti]

[partymembersonly]

[anovelimagination-deactivated20]

YOU HAVE THE SAME FUCKING FACE.

[cockyteenblogger-blog-blog]

i don’t understand shark movies i mean just get out of the water

[tenaflyviper]

You just HAD to go and say something, huh?

[shjtty-deactivated20131105]

[lilsplanet]

THATS A FAKE APPLE ARE u OKAy?

[juugville]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[waiting-unknown]

In this picture is represented the invention of the plumbing system in Ancient Rome (800 B.C.)

[pochowek]

[anxietyproblem]

If you can relate to any of these posts, follow us @anxietyproblem​

[fuckyahumor]

me: what are taxes and how do I pay them?

school system: worry not

school system: mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

[theintrovertnation]

[peachy-bruise-deactivated201806]

[ifyouloveyourself]

absorb this

this vibe, this vibe right here

[tiddlysqueeps-deactivated202001]

my body deciding what’s gonna hurt for no reason the minute i lay in bed

[oneheadtoanother]

[catsendremade99]

[vitamoved-deactivated20220818]

the only person to do this move EVER… truly deserving of the mitski treatment