idk give me a minute

Reader, writer, artist. Gemini & Bi as hell. Find me on AO3 @ WhimperSoldier. Often tired and always procrastinating.

[anya-rozander]

— Shane, does this book make me look smart enough?

— Well, it’s doing its best, Ilya.

[kellcarr]

Stable Night 💫 I love painting stables!

[alfart23]

From the Hollander’s photo album 🐞

[piwonplaylist]

secretary 2002 hollanova

[swagsmeister]

rookie and his captain

[cloudabserk]

afternoon nap

[whereintheworldiskamalakhan]

God forbid we have a fat body (or just non-skinny) be lusted after and desired and loved explicitly on television in the most popular series currently airing, especially during the resurgence of fatphobia and starved, emaciated, dying bodies all over our screens that we’re not allowed to comment on because suddenly it’s rude to say stuff about people’s bodies… unless they’re fat. But if no one’s fat anymore then there’s nothing to comment on, mission accomplished?

[cyberdelph]

by @sleepyfortress

[mina-logan]

“Shane, how does it feel to be back on Montreal ice?”

[puckwanger]

— dulce et decorum est pro patria mori

[isolabellz]

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: The newlywed MHL couple known to the internet as hollanov spotted heating things up in Ibiza while on their honeymoon

[aopheks]

LMAO REAL

[soncee]

The gaang

[ashcremated]

shhhh theyre sleeby 🤏🤏

[thoughtsthinksandthings]

Headcanon that baby Shane has a slight accent when speaking English, and it's for a super unexpected reason.

A few weeks post-partum, Yuna decided that their son should be bilingual. Yuna speaks to Shane in Japanese, and David speaks to him in French. Baby Shane catches on extremely quickly.

It isn’t until baby Shane is enrolled in daycare that the staff notices he has a hard time following directions and making friends.

Yuna and David find it hard to believe. At home, baby Shane is speaking two languages and actively translating between French and Japanese. It’s not until a few weeks later that Yuna comes to the realization.

“David,” she calls from the kitchen after hearing David read Shane a book in French. “Did we ever formally teach this kid English?”

And David is sitting there stunned, because no, no, they did not. Sure, David and Yuna spoke to each other in English, and to their friends and family in English when they visited the house, but they never spoke to Shane in English.

They enroll Shane in an English as a Second Language class (which really should be called English as a third language, in this case). Shane eventually catches up and becomes somewhat fluent in English, but he has this slight hybrid Euro-Asian accent when he speaks it.

[haflacky]

Hollanov 💔

It was ordered as commission, but the customer deceived me, didn’t pay me for the second half and muted me, so PLEASE feel free to use this commission as you want, make prints, post it online (with credit), anything!

[hollanov-ann]