LINDAPENDENT WOMAN

little king trashmouth stan first, adult woman second. 

[thevelvetgoldmine]

[cowboyhudsons]

[wavyplastic]

find you a ride or die like linda and bob belcher

[whinemom]

            ❝ hi hon, welcome to bob’s burgers. what can I get ya? oh- oh is that blood? oh that’s blood.I’m gonna gag.  I’mgonnagag. ❞ nausea aside, the kid looks seriously banged up. ❝ you being chased by someone? ❞  it’s a joke, but it might just be true.  ❝ listen, you just relax here hon, I’ll be back with a first aid kit ( I think we have one... somewhere.... ) and a baseball bat in a second. 

          oh, wait- what’s your order? no, no- I’ll- first aid first, first aid first!  ❞ 

she’s back soon enough. ❝ I made a order with the chef! he’s my husband! told him you look like you need a good meal. but since this is our restaurant, I figured just a meal should be enough. ha! what’s your name, hon? ❞ 

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[starfall-isle]

Look I know in canon Bob is taller than Linda, but,, consider