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@whirliibird-blog
In case anyone needed it, heres a translation:
Guy filming: âgive me chile, dude. Let me get chile, dude! LET ME GET CHILE. AAH. NO! NO!â
Lady at the table (I cant really hear her but I think she says?): give him a tostada
Guy filming: *pointing knife at bird* give me chile, fucker. *bird moves* I thought so, bitch.
If yaâll wanna help with nest construction, raise a servo.
Takes a ship to raise a sparkling, huh!
Heads up, my darlings, itâs FINALS WEEK
Iâll be reachable on here, albeit sparsely; youâll be better off trying to reach me through discord or through IM rather than on any of my other accounts or through the ask box.
Not a fuck me but more of a how you fuck question. What sort of kinks you and your hubs do in berth? >:)
âHandholding and missionary position.â
Iâd drag you down until I put more sparklings into you
â...Maybe wait âtil the first oneâs out and we can see if I can, ya know, actually make a whole bitlit.â
my refrigerator w legs barrels towards me and grabs me and stuffs me into its vegetable drawer then casually walks away
Is your refrigerator running
my refrigerator w legs is standing in the middle of your street gripping a rolling pin. are you running?
GOOD MORNING, SLAG HEAPS
GOOD MORNING, SLAG HEAP!
THATâS MY SPAWN!
GOOD MORNING, SLAG HEAPS
My favorite type of characters are âtheyâre not dumb but they are a dumbassâ
Characters with enough intellect and common sense to clearly and easily grasp that something is a Bad Idea, but with enough chaotic dumbass energy to decide they gotta just go ahead with it anyway are on point.
You can only actually help someone who wants to be helped.
Jojo Moyes (via leaderofteamprime)
Perhaps seeing upon the small bump from his mate caused him to do the most silliness of acts as he indeed began to rub every itch of Whirlâs chest and neck with his own faceplate. âMine. Beautiful mate. Mine mine.â
Eh. Close enough to scentmarking, really. Whirl certainly looks entertained by the effort-- and heâd of returned it, if heâd still had his own proper helm and faceplate, with the markers under his jaw.
Instead heâs got this stupid lightbulb.
But the pedapips are good enough for nuzzling and gently nudging against the Knight as he guns his engine, blades trembling with every pass.
âAll yours, toots. Just as youâre mine.â
âWhirl, I needed to ask you someth- Primus almighty, what in the hell?!â Prowl stops dead looking into the hab, optics wide. - prowling-for-trouble
{ @prowling-for-trouble }
â...Hi?â
How does one explain nesting behaviors to a groundling? His habsuite is probably the cleanest it ever has been and the cleanest it ever will be, but the corner farthest from the door has been overtaken by a massive, shambling pillow fort thatâs threatening to tip over at the slightest provocation.
Whirl places another pillow on the tower and the whole thing tips over, dragging a disappointed whine out of the copter.
Spider-anon: what kind of payment are we talking?
âUh... You take bullet casings?â
*the infamous Spider-Anon emerges, licks the floor in a circle around whirl, and then vanishes back into the vents, all while the pink panther theme plays*
âThatâs kinda nasty. Can I pay you to never do that again?â
@the-overlord-of-your-sparks
Dang Whirl you lucky bird. Everyone being thirsty over your knight already, heck even First Aid thinks he's fine. Glad you got him before anyone else did!
âAnâ donât you forget it!â
How are you today, whirl! Any mood swings from baby?
âI have mood swings on the regular, ey. So if Iâm havinâ them âcause of the leech...â
âHow am I supposed to tell?â
