My Tell All with a Southern Drawl

I like my men like I like my tea, strong and sweet!

[prasejeebus]

[seagramsgingerale]

What an obscure reference. who noticed this? Who watched Over by Hedge recently enough to recall this?

[directedbywongkarwai]

[lakidaa]

i like how his mom is immediately on his side and about to getaway car them off 

[fabulousreaper]

DA BUGS?!

[inspiration-daily]

[obsessedfoolsgifs-blog]

[rainsweet-deactivated20180125]

will always reblog this story

[girlkibble]

my uncle and aunt were arguing over who had to drive home then we heard my aunt say “babe look” and she started chugging a bottle of wine

[lordjoshbass-deactivated2019102]

im the aunt

[fucklestat]

*kidz bop voice* i never hugged wayne i never hugged drake, on my life man, pete’s sake

[stability]

im dead 💀

[77zcr-deactivated20240609]

[penssamento]

Sometimes I worry about how much I love you; I fear that the love will end or not be reciprocated. This fear haunts me, and keeps me from a lot. But, when I’m with you, when I feel your love uniting with mine, that fear is no more. Love is strengthened, the desire to have you increases. Time passes…time flies, but when I am no longer with you, the fear continues.

Lucas batista (via penssamento)

[landregan]

[rohie-deactivated20191102]

i just wanna walk around in a baby pink lingerie dress sipping on bubbling champagne and maneuvering around the men that have passed out in my presence 

[lizwarrensgirl]

“i can see your bra” good. its cute and i paid $50 for it.

[xomecmec]

[powerpaffgerl]

[xlupik]

[fayerarri-deactivated20170116]

wonder what Jennamarbles is up to these days

hm

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

11:55

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[memejacker-deactivated20150111]

new pope

[crystalive]

THE GUY IN THE BACK JUST NODS AT THE KID

like, ‘yeah you can totally sit there’

[erisg223-deactivated20140925]

New Pope is the best Pope. He doesn’t hate on everyone who doesn’t conform to his faith. He lets tiny children sit in his big official chair. He poses for selfies. He is a good Pope and I hope he is with us for a long time.

[abnest]

this is actually significant because that isn’t just “the official chair.”

that’s the Holy See.

The Holy See is considered the sovereign of Vatican City. No, seriously.

Every other pope has used a throne for the Holy See. Francis replaced the ornate object with THE SAME CHAIR THAT EVERY OTHER LEADER WHO VISITS THE VATICAN USES. This was an action that created a considerable stir, as one might imagine. It was a significant remark, metaphorically, putting the pope at the same level as every other world leader. No greater a man than his peers.

And after all of that, he sees a little kid run past him and lets him sit in the freaking Holy See.

And no one stops him.

Good man. Best pope.

[gay-corpse-sex]

That kid is living the dream and the Pope is just like “Okay” and the guy in the back is like “Ye kid”

[3643278372864565]

isnt this the pope that said fuck during a speech

[visualvexation]

and the one who blessed a male stripper’s parrot

and the one who used to be a bouncer

and the one who has washed the feet of prison inmates, women, and Muslims alike

and the one who attends soccer tournaments

I love this man

[weapons-grade-spork]

This pope is closer to doing what Jesus would do than any of his predecessors.