Maximalism @whiskey-in-a-mug - Tumblr Blog

Being into popular ships from popular media is weak. Barely hits. To get a real high try pacing your bedroom like a caged animal at 6am obsessively thinking about an insanely niche pairing from an insanely niche piece of media, performing an imaginary ted talk to an audience of zero.

soncee

young Ned and Cat, my beloved

#asoiaf

lovecrumbss

oh to have foxes play where I've laid to rest

james-summer

Does Euron know he has 30 minutes

That fraud wont live past TWOW, Quote me

#asoiaf

vamptits

it's just really apparent that people think it's okay to want pain but morally abhorrent to want to give it. sorry but the sadist gets to have fun too. it's actually pretty crucial to the process.

vamptits

if I said I was going to a taekwondo class would you feel the need to tell me kicking people on the street is bad or.

whoopsie-collective

Image ID: A screenshot of a tumblr comment that says "yeah, its only abhorrent imo, when the recipient is non consenting, i've" the screenshot cuts off.

dogspouse

i-will-eat-your-lawn

He’s a fish. He’s a terrorist. He has four moms and 2-3 “dads”. He’s in love with his best friends to a codependent degree. He is father to a frogtopus. He’s asexual. He’s so full of guilt. Bitches hate him for his autistic swagger. He died that one time.

#jrwi riptide

wolfythewitch

I have endured what no one on earth has ever done before

I put to my lips the hands of the man who killed my son.

(1/2)

#miscellaneous

coughloop

Worlds oldest haunted house has passed away at the age of 207

coughloop

I think you have a fundamental misunderstanding of... maybe everything actually

starrcatart

young Aurora and Ursus :3

Ursus and Aurora are so lovely , I had the most fun ever drawing this!

close-ups under the cut

#jrwi

visenyaism

I want him to build the sacrilegious church of traitor bones so bad the riverlands wants for another dark souls map

#asoiaf

visenyaism

This is the RIVERLANDS we BETRAY OURSELVES FOR NOTHING and DIE in our THOUSANDS NAMELESS and PURPOSELESS and FORGOTTEN BY THE NARRATIVE in the MUD and they will SING NO SONGS OF IT take your sensitive ass back to the reach!!!!!!!

#asoiaf

visenyaism

because Ormund Hightower getting in his teenage nephew’s face and coke ranting about the glory of the Hightower Reconquista that he has made up in his head that they are divinely ordained to accomplish to because of their special blood and no one understands but them IS exactly how Daemon was moving with fifteen year-old Rhaenyra in the first season of this show. kind of insane

thespiritofeon

yo…. when jet breaks in the tea shop and accuses zuko and iroh of beinh firebenders….

do you think any of the patrons looked at zukos scarred face - obviously done by a firebender - and immediately think jet was an asshole? like

jet: hes a firebender!!!!

patrons, thinking about the backstory they concocted for zuko and iroh where their home was invaded by firebenders and they barely survived with their lifes so they could come and have a peaceful life selling tea in a city the war doesnt touch: