Does anyone want to come do some running? I haven’t trained in days and I feel like I need to get used to kicking some ass.
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@whiskey-june
Does anyone want to come do some running? I haven’t trained in days and I feel like I need to get used to kicking some ass.
ameliawins:
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Of course not. He’s also a lawyer, extremely charming (Emre is like the only person ever to disagree with this), and like 7/10 times he’ll come get you when you’re in shit. The other 3/10 he’s either busy and won’t notice or he’ll send someone. Still, 70% odds aren’t bad, my friend. Not bad at all.
ames don’t make the boy snippy.
I say this all with so much love.
Finn her brother is a god in humans clothing. That man rivals Henry in good looks.
I don’t know you but I love you.
Love you too~ I’m Juniper. Lance’s baby sister. You must be the famous Amelia. Hellooooo!
ameliawins:
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Of course not. He’s also a lawyer, extremely charming (Emre is like the only person ever to disagree with this), and like 7/10 times he’ll come get you when you’re in shit. The other 3/10 he’s either busy and won’t notice or he’ll send someone. Still, 70% odds aren’t bad, my friend. Not bad at all.
ames don’t make the boy snippy.
I say this all with so much love.
Finn her brother is a god in humans clothing. That man rivals Henry in good looks.
Yeah your taste sucks tho. You dated that guy who locked me in the locker for two hours after class. Who is also now bald a drug addict and twice divorced.
Maybe I do have horrible taste in men.
ameliawins:
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Of course not. He’s also a lawyer, extremely charming (Emre is like the only person ever to disagree with this), and like 7/10 times he’ll come get you when you’re in shit. The other 3/10 he’s either busy and won’t notice or he’ll send someone. Still, 70% odds aren’t bad, my friend. Not bad at all.
ames don’t make the boy snippy.
I say this all with so much love.
Finn her brother is a god in humans clothing. That man rivals Henry in good looks.
who’s drunk? not me.
thsi is my new friend gabbygaot.. i undnio where she came from, but wle’re best friends now. i love huer. h
Heo how find te abnimal befur me. lso ah found ya sherrrt🤭
Juniper was having a relatively good time at camp. It was a little weird running into Jasper at a camp neither of them had been to since they were kids, but the universe is a strange place. She had settled into her cabin fairly well, and saw some familiar faces she’d missed. She may have gotten a little drunk but who cares, it was vacation. Lord knew she needed it.
The bonfire started off good, the old banter she and Jasper created was fun. She missed it in a weird way. When the teenagers started hitting on her, she took a swig of fireball and called the very sober Jasper who insisted she tell him he was awesome to be her creep police. Sarcastically ensuring him he was, they sat down on the beach and began drinking. Half fuzzy and half conscious, there was a lull in the noise when it was announced they’d find out their teams.
“ And Sophie and Savannah, your..oh looks like we have another team of mentors. Well, we have Jasper and Juniper here for co-mentors. Get to know each other. “ the color drained from Juniper’s warm face, and she was visibly shook. “ NO NO NO THERES GOTTA BE A MISTAKE !” She shouted, running up to the coordinator. The poor man was shook, after all she may have been short but she was still very scary angry. “I will literally kill you if this is going to be a thing. I’ll take fucking Kenu for god’s sake but don’t give me Jasper.” An exhausted sigh came from the man as he explained teams were chosen based on compatability of counselors and the mentees. She was stuck. An aggravated scream left her lips as she kicked the man in the shin, and took off in the opposite direction to grab her fireball. Like a security blanket to a spooked child, the adult female chugged half of what was left - not too much but enough to cause alarm - and looked to Jasper. “ You’re lucky you’re bigger than me and I can’t tackle you because I feel like this is your fault. “
How in the world was she going to keep her cool like this? At least having Jasper and arm’s distance away with healthy competition would make sure she didn’t slip up but if they were in close quarters, she’d never be able to keep herself from doing something stupid. Like telling him she thought he was cool, or not punching him in the face.
@jaspergiraffe
Jasper had started his shift as the Creeper Police feeling dubious about his abilities as a Creeper Police. Given Wes’s short lived confusion on whether Jasper was the creeper or not, Jasper probably should have stayed dubious about it. However, a bunch of fireball in, and he was pleasantly fuzzy and feeling pretty confident that, if all else failed, he could just go take a drunk nap on a creeper and odds were they’d be stuck until he woke up. He was Creep Police personified. No half measures. Drunk-awesome Jasper could ward off some sad hormonal virgins. If he’d been a more philosophical lush, he’d probably have philosophized on his kinship with said sad hormonal virgins, because he too had been many kinds of lame as a teenager.
Drunk Jasper was awesome Jasper though. He even had it on record from Juni. The kinship was dead. Ish. Possibly resurrected when sober.
He was humming tunelessly, side-eyeing a potential creeper who was probably just looking for marshmallows to roast or something, when the announcements started to be read out. He took an ill timed swig of his drink and nearly choked to death on angry apples when the camp counselor announced that he would be mentoring someone named Savannah and someone named Sophie… with Juni.
Had he actually died, he was sure he would have had the most epic epitaph.
As it stood, Juniper took off to yell at the counselor, and Jasper rolled into the sand cackling like a mad creature made to cackle. For no reason other than this seemed like the only remotely reasonable response to this turn of events. Great joke. Good joke. Ahhh, heads would roll.
Juniper’s sauced up return ended the hilarity, and Jasper was promptly out of the sand, covered in the sand, but considering either making a mad dash for his life, or potentially using his creeper restraining method on Juniper until she calmed down.
Who was he kidding, that would never happen.
And the fact that this wasn’t a joke was nooooot looking good. Fuck shit damn.
“I am very glad I’m like twice your size right now, but still don’t hit me,” Jasper said, eyeing the bottle in her hand and hoping that she wasn’t going to throw it at his head or something. He made a T motion with his hands, like, truce, time out, please don’t kill me, I want to live. Juniper was the definition of tiny but mighty. But actually not that tiny. “Doesn’t mean we’re on the same team, I don’t think, so I can still win this thing.”
He smiled a drunky drunk smile, even though he’d probably said the wrong thing. “An’ maybeeeee, they’ll change their minds. Or we could petition. You wanted to be a lawyer, do the petition thingie.”
@whiskey-june
She saw him eye the bottle. She was tempted to throw it. But not at him. She had a temper and she loved to make him suffer but in a cute way. Not in an abusive and horrible way. She fell back onto the sand, her body making a splash of grains fly from under her as she looked over at her now co mentor. “ I’m not gonna hit you, dumbass. Chill. I’m pissed but not that pissed. “ oops. Dial it back up, Juniper don’t be too nice. “ It for sure means we’re on the same team. It’s not like we can split the kids in half. That’s just insane, even for us. “ she thought about it for a second.
But that was a line she wasn’t willing to cross. Her hands fumbled around and found her bag with the other fireball bottle in it as she sat up and looked the brunette in the eyes. “ I AM a lawyer now. But this isn’t some legality. It’s just super inconvenient and dumb. “ Juniper grumbled, eyes rolling as she took a sip and passed it to the man standing next to her.
“ I guess we’re stuck with each other. The universe is sick. “ Staring out into the dark at the ocean, she wiped the sand from her hair. “ I cant fucking believe this is happening. How the shit. “ a twisted chuckle escaped her lips as she drunkenly grabbed a marshmallow and put it on a skewer. “ we can still compete to be the better mentor. I think I’m gonna win that one. You suck at being stern. It’s like a baby giraffe tryin to scare birds. “ Cracker. Chocolate. Crunch. “ Ots shuper adorable “ she muttered through her food, a sly smile breaking from her face. Odd. It was the first time she’d genuinely given him a compliment.
The feeling in her stomach was odd and she did not like it one bit. As Jasper’s mother used to jokingly tell her at practice, she had it bad. Too bad the dumbass never caught on and probably never would. She mindlessly munched on her food and looked at him. “ So what we gonna do Jaspie? ” She asked, falling back onto the ground.
@jaspergiraffe
Juniper was having a relatively good time at camp. It was a little weird running into Jasper at a camp neither of them had been to since they were kids, but the universe is a strange place. She had settled into her cabin fairly well, and saw some familiar faces she’d missed. She may have gotten a little drunk but who cares, it was vacation. Lord knew she needed it.
The bonfire started off good, the old banter she and Jasper created was fun. She missed it in a weird way. When the teenagers started hitting on her, she took a swig of fireball and called the very sober Jasper who insisted she tell him he was awesome to be her creep police. Sarcastically ensuring him he was, they sat down on the beach and began drinking. Half fuzzy and half conscious, there was a lull in the noise when it was announced they’d find out their teams.
“ And Sophie and Savannah, your..oh looks like we have another team of mentors. Well, we have Jasper and Juniper here for co-mentors. Get to know each other. “ the color drained from Juniper’s warm face, and she was visibly shook. “ NO NO NO THERES GOTTA BE A MISTAKE !” She shouted, running up to the coordinator. The poor man was shook, after all she may have been short but she was still very scary angry. “I will literally kill you if this is going to be a thing. I’ll take fucking Kenu for god’s sake but don’t give me Jasper.” An exhausted sigh came from the man as he explained teams were chosen based on compatability of counselors and the mentees. She was stuck. An aggravated scream left her lips as she kicked the man in the shin, and took off in the opposite direction to grab her fireball. Like a security blanket to a spooked child, the adult female chugged half of what was left - not too much but enough to cause alarm - and looked to Jasper. “ You’re lucky you’re bigger than me and I can’t tackle you because I feel like this is your fault. “
How in the world was she going to keep her cool like this? At least having Jasper and arm’s distance away with healthy competition would make sure she didn’t slip up but if they were in close quarters, she’d never be able to keep herself from doing something stupid. Like telling him she thought he was cool, or not punching him in the face.
@jaspergiraffe
jaspergiraffe:
JUST GREAT, I AM AWESOME AND GONNA GET AWESOMER.
That, my friend, does not sound sober. But as long as you don’t drown in the water or don’t catch on fire, have your fun I guess?
He’s not sber at aaaaalll but he a good creep pelice. HE WONT DROWN I AM THE BEST SWIMMER. also huiiiiiiii I’m juni and I like making friends you wan some fireball?
moose-go-whaaa:
hey, hey @gigicome-gigigo hey nice swim pants. i can see your butt. heh.
Um… I guess my jeans are kind of tight?
You’re welcome.I live to sneeze. I mean please. they are much tighchachos.
all-out-ov-vodka:
helllatessa:
Normally we’d be arguing about that till I win, but I want vodka so I’ll just say we can agree to disagree. Now where you at??
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Zaichik , Josie, I have the Russian vodka moon shine. I join your fantastic party of two at bonfire? I promise to be mostly nice.
You brought the right offering, more alcohol. So why not?
I shall be there soon.oh. tessa, you no have to worry, it is not so strong you will die. do not worry about your alcohol handlings.
You’re awesome. Now stop taking shots and help me, please. I’m saying this once, not because it’s true but because I need saving and i’m drunk so my judgement is impaired.
Just took a swim and I’m ready to heat up by the fire and snuggle with some buds. Also I’ve brought fireball for all the over age kids.
You realized you just self burned yourself right? IN THIS UNIVERSE JASPIE LIKE IVE ALWAYS BEEN. now get over here and drink. some creep child is looking at me. be the creep warden
Just took a swim and I’m ready to heat up by the fire and snuggle with some buds. Also I’ve brought fireball for all the over age kids.
You look like you’re trying and failing at making monsoons sexy.
Monsoon couture is making a debut. Eff you. Also, I got you. I brought like three bottles.
Just took a swim and I’m ready to heat up by the fire and snuggle with some buds. Also I’ve brought fireball for all the over age kids.
I found the opnin to yr cabin bt you wereeent thereeee also ther ashed our to left come find me I got yer shirt @jaspergiraffe
Where. Are. You?
there is a tree, and a shed. Ooooooooh water!!! JASPER ITS WATER time fr swm
DON’T GO IN THE WATER. YOU’LL DROWN.
TOO LATE I FIT I SWIM I saw moose’s post it’s baby gather season shhhh mot ne daaaaaaaadddd
I found the opnin to yr cabin bt you wereeent thereeee also ther ashed our to left come find me I got yer shirt @jaspergiraffe
Where. Are. You?
there is a tree, and a shed. Ooooooooh water!!! JASPER ITS WATER time fr swm
I found the opnin to yr cabin bt you wereeent thereeee also ther ashed our to left come find me I got yer shirt @jaspergiraffe