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isa-beletic:

Oh you’re new. Have you always been here before?

Fairly new. I came last year but for the most part tried to keep under the radar. Don’t think I’ve had the pleasure of meeting you? I’m Wes by the way.

#replies #c: isabel

alotof-lance:

naked people, drunk people, rattle snake tequila? alright, im all of your designated drivers.

Let me know if you need a hand with that

#unfortunately don't have a states drivers id #but i'm pretty good about rounding people up #replies #c: lance

jaspergiraffe:

Nope. Def not sober. I’m marinating, my friend. MARINATING.

That’s one way to talk about getting drunk. Just steady your pacing, yeah?

#that doesn't seem correct #i think you were already pretty awesome to begin with #how about just avoid submerging in the water for now yeah?#that's good you're the creeper police though #go get them bad guys #replies #c: jasper

whiskey-june:

He’s not sber at aaaaalll but he a good creep pelice. HE WONT DROWN I AM THE BEST SWIMMER. also huiiiiiiii I’m juni and I like making friends you wan some fireball?

Hello, Juni. Very nice to meet you. I’m good on the fireball front. Maybe let’s take our time with how much we consume of that, yeah?

#alright if you say so #please also do not go into the water #or catch on fire #replies #c: juniper

jaspergiraffe:

JUST GREAT, I AM AWESOME AND GONNA GET AWESOMER.

That, my friend, does not sound sober. But as long as you don’t drown in the water or don’t catch on fire, have your fun I guess?

#you're the creeper police?#so does that make you a creep or that you catch creeps #cause i'd prefer it to be the latter #i'm doing quite fine #apparently not as great as you #but fine nonetheless #replies #c: jasper

jaspergiraffe:

HAHAHA YASSS I AM FRAMING THIS. I am on my way. I’ll pull out the resting bitch face. Back off Creeper McCreeps, statistically speaking I am probably a lot bigger than you!!!!!!!