Give Me Whiskey & Weed

19|Australia Supernatural|Stargate|Star Wars Puns|jokes|Smiles| Jack Daniels Anything and everything in between

[maiamaiden]

[harveyxspecter]

[starwars]

Where were you when Star Wars was born?

[sizvideos]

[tunte]

Why

[loremerchant]

This is demonstrating why you absolutely do not pour water on a grease fire.

[tha-spaso-koupes]

holy shit

[justalifelongphase]

Okaaaay. If any of you actually have a grease fire in the kitchen put the lid on the pan. It will suffocate the flames. Don’t pour water on it, and don’t freak out. Cook safely!

[gician]

Or throw flour on it to smother it.

[birdpapi-deactivated20171121]

/quick safety announcement

[nijuukoo]

NO, DO NOT USE FLOUR, DO NOT USE FLOUR TO SMOTHER A FIRE.

YOU HAVE TO USE BAKING SODA.

Throwing flour into a fire can cause it to combust and make the fire worse because FLOUR/SUGAR IS FLAMMABLE. One cup of flour into a grease fire can have the explosive force of dynamite.

The reason you use baking soda is that it releases carbon dioxide when heated, and CO2 is a fire suppressant.

[kiokushitakaa]

REBLOGGING FOR LAST COMMENT TO SAVE LIVES

[shortvideosandstuff]

Bae: babe come here Me: no You come here Bae: come eat this pussy Me:

[fapable-babes18]

[starwarsvillains]

Kylo Ren on the Millennium Falcon (Deleted Scene Preview) 

[ruinedchildhood]

Helga was thirsty as fuck. [Video]

[mistrel-fox-deactivated20210521]

[ohhigabby-deactivated20140512]

if you don’t get this, we are not from the same generation…

[gallop-on-my-wayward-son-deacti]

MY JAW LITERALLY DROPPED AND I ADMIT TO SQUEALING LOUDLY IN A INHUMAN NOISE

[luckydreaming]

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

[onceuponakhaleesi]

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

[jamesbleach]

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

[usedtobehmc]

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

[coffeeandcursewords]

This post is immaculate

[mobians-and-chaos-blog]

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

[strampunch]

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

[pokemon-chick-1personalblog-blog]

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

[combthecombel]

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

[verityglasses]

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

LOL

This just gets better and better

[fairytail-angel]

This is one of my favourite things to look at

[strampunch]

holy shit this stuff is back

[loulucifer]

This Doesn’t seem true

Here we go.

See, noth-

☯✞ Follow for more Soft Grunge ✞☯ 

What

This is good

[improbableheadshots-deactivated]

Alright, you know what this can’t work with? 

Masks.

I mean, it doesn’t even go on my head. There’s no way-

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WHAT THE FUCK

[averaelis]

THIS POST GETS BETTER EVERY TIME @catty123andjpr

[long-gone-silvers]

What about glasses…?

Here goes nothing….

comeclosercomeclosercomeclosercomeclosercomeclosercomeclosercomeclosercomeclosercomeclosercomeclosercomeclosercomecloser

[wellheyproductions]

OK… so it worked for that motorcycle helmet, but….

….my old hockey helmet?

here goes nothing….

NOW STARTING FOR YOUR PITTSBURGH PENG…

JESUS FUCK!!!

[blushy-fallen-angel-deactivated]

IT GOT BETTER

[just-one-kissss]

[lotad]

[wittacism241253-deactivated2016]

It’s essay writing season for tons of students!

After being a college writing tutor for over a year, I thought I would share my advice with all you awesome people on tumblr. This is how I write essays, but if you’ve got more tips, feel free to add them below. 

Happy writing. You can do it!

[done]

[msnichxxx]

Make her pussy wet not her eyes.

[yaramcokderinden]

Make his dick hard not his life

[drinoo]

Break her bed not her heart

[shindysbaby]

play with her boobs not her feelings

[naastygyal]

Get on his dick not his nerves.

[allurice-deactivated20170412]

always salt your pasta while boiling it 

[public-spaces-deactivated201610]

havin’ a shower with ur lover more like..

BAEthing

[awwww-cute]