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Real sick of this ‘losing without getting pinned’ thing. Messing with my win-loss record.

Good thing that shit don’t matter here, ay? I’d sure be in trouble.

You'd have to be in the Place That Shall Not Be Named for that to be an issue, love.

...Punk being back means more ratings which means I made a good choice re-signing which means I get more money, so go ahead and bash each other’s brains in, idc.

...just don’t say “burn it down” first.

godslaythekingarc

Nothing in the galaxy makes sense anymore. Up is down, left is right, blue is red, etc.

whiskeysoakedroses

As long as you don't say that cheesy line anymore, you'll be just fine. #RahRah

My wife rescued me Monday 😍 I'm just getting to say anything because I've been blind since.

thepowerofmaria

I have to get the nursery ready. I'm so busy.

whiskeysoakedroses

How much do you have left to do?

@ smackdown come punch me in the face.

She's back, baby.

#( ♞ ▏sjb. )

Also, SUP, I’m probably moving to Orlando, nbd.

The nude collection has officially dropped. Go pick up the four new shades before we run out!

#( ♞ ▏sjb. )

Those gifs are like when you come home drunk af at 15 and your mum asks you if you had a good time at the sleepover and you have to lie and say it was grand and like you’re not about to vomit pure liquor on her nice kitchen floor.

@themancamearound