Random jabber headcanons❗❗
Tw(s): consistent mentions of drug use, drug(?) use, neutral headcanons-angsty depending on how you look at it? Cursing.. I'm not good at tw's. It's jabber guys.
-his eyes are a HUGE teller of his current deposition: mood, if he's under the influence, etc. pupils can be described as 'dramatic' due to very drastic dilating or constricting.
-To add, he's generally expressive. This is practically canon, but he'll definitely be loud about his feelings, in one way or another.
-However, he's extremely flippant with feelings. Or, easily influenced? For a simple example, an upbeat song he hears can make him bounce off the walls. Sometimes.
-Suffers from 'chronic' inconsistency. Whether its a mental disorder or just how he functions is unclear, and he's never had enough money to get diagnosed with anything. His feelings are all over the place constantly.
-^fucking broke. Since he was born till present, he's been utterly moneyless in every which way. When he has money he spends it impulsively.
-despite being impulsive, he's incredibly smart. This is also canon but stay with me. Jabber would know the most random shit ever about so many strange things, and also know nothing basic. He knows about a plathora of drugs and neurotoxins and poisons and their affects, ofc. However he also knows things from psychics, to theoretical probabilities, to chemistry. Also a lot of random trivia.
-EX: "hey jabber how many times does a neutrons star spin?" "Roughly 700 times a second. But it depends on the type and varies a lot." "Oh, by the way do you know what street you live on?" "...no :)"
-Also his body temperature is hotter than average most of the time due to the constant substance use. Hard drugs in the body elevate your core temperature if you do them consecutively. His poisons/toxins, to me, have logically have to work like drugs in some capacity, so this leads to him being warmer than the average person.
