they were, in fact, very gay

[whispering-and-giggling]

intro :>

hey!!

this is my nsfw sideblog or just things i dont want people irl knowing because i am a coward and a fraud, so 18+ please

if you know my other blog hush your lovely mouth

ill try my best to tag appropriately, so please block tags freely if you dont want to see <3

this blog is mostly for metcest im gonna be really honest, but any fandoms/ships are welcome :>

[agoodpretender]

When Jack acts like a big brother to Ryan~

[metcest-central]

Also, wholesomeness aside, yes this is making me think about

Metcest

[metcest-central]

Sorry I have Joe/Ryan/Jack love triangle brainworms. Joe who doesn’t give a shit about Ryan but lowkey strings him along because he’s entertained by him and likes having connections to a popular band, Ryan who is enamored with Joe, and Jack who is secretly in love with Ryan.

Jack watching helplessly as Ryan constantly tries to befriend Joe, knowing that Joe is using him for free drinks and is laughing at him behind his back, and still bullying him, just more subtly.

Jack wanting to protect Ryan from being hurt, but also not wanting to hurt him by telling him his attempts to endear himself to Joe are pointless, and knowing Ryan won’t believe him and he can’t force him to stop talking to Joe anyway. Standing on the sidelines, getting progressively angrier at Joe until he fucking snaps.

I’m not crazy I’M NOT CRAZY

[whispering-and-giggling]

so i need my teeth in his neck actually

[metcest-central]

A metcest Jack x Ryan fic idea based on the pic of Ryan standing by their living room studio shirtless:)

Ryan was standing in their living room at the studio, shirtless and jeans sagging a little bit low on his hips, working on a new track-something that he was just working on for fun-when he heard Jack walk up behind him.

He takes out his wired earbuds before asking whats up, to which Jack just stands there for a moment, staring.

Ryan chuckles softly, amused, before asking whats going on. Jack thinks for a moment, before saying: "Ry, you have absolutely no fucking idea about how fucking hot you look right now."

Ryan gets really flustered cause Jack rarely actually tells him he looks good, but he collects himself before bringing Jack in between his arms and the desk.

It continues with Jack complimenting Ryan and generally just being down bad for Ryan, and it really boosts Ryan's self esteem. He kisses Jack before resting his forehead against Jack and whispering that Jack's equally as hot too, but also cute. Jack hums before embracing him.

AAAAAAAAHH YES I ENJOY THIS. It’s hot and sweet at the same time.

I can absolutely see Ryan getting SUCH a confidence boost from Jack being so bluntly complimentary and horny over him. Jack would get turned on knowing how good his words makes Ryan feel, and they’d just feed off each other like that until they’re stumbling into bed or onto a couch together, Jack running his hands down Ryan’s chest and telling him much he wants to feel Ryan’s perfect body pressed against his. Ugh. UGHH.

[theokclickz]

Ryan Met as He-Man

[agoodpretender]

Hmmm…

[agoodpretender]

[agoodpretender]

Love shots like these

[romulusthewolf]

god smut is so hard to write.

first you gotta do the build up and then the actual fucking and the fucking is pretty easy but you never know how long the fucking should last, and eventually you're like "okay I'm tired of this" so the characters cum, but you're not done yet because you can't just end it at "he fucking nutted everywhere" you gotta keep going, and the characters have to chat a little or cry or think about how horrible they are or something and then you kinda don't know when to end that either so now you're 2k words in and you might have put too much self hatred and not enough sucking dick. so you wrap it up, and think well it's done now.

or sometimes you have it all perfect in your mind and you knock the whole thing out in 2 to 3 hours.

[whispering-and-giggling]

i love tumblr everyone needs to see this

[romulusthewolf]

god smut is so hard to write.

first you gotta do the build up and then the actual fucking and the fucking is pretty easy but you never know how long the fucking should last, and eventually you're like "okay I'm tired of this" so the characters cum, but you're not done yet because you can't just end it at "he fucking nutted everywhere" you gotta keep going, and the characters have to chat a little or cry or think about how horrible they are or something and then you kinda don't know when to end that either so now you're 2k words in and you might have put too much self hatred and not enough sucking dick. so you wrap it up, and think well it's done now.

or sometimes you have it all perfect in your mind and you knock the whole thing out in 2 to 3 hours.

[romulusthewolf]

god smut is so hard to write.

first you gotta do the build up and then the actual fucking and the fucking is pretty easy but you never know how long the fucking should last, and eventually you're like "okay I'm tired of this" so the characters cum, but you're not done yet because you can't just end it at "he fucking nutted everywhere" you gotta keep going, and the characters have to chat a little or cry or think about how horrible they are or something and then you kinda don't know when to end that either so now you're 2k words in and you might have put too much self hatred and not enough sucking dick. so you wrap it up, and think well it's done now.

or sometimes you have it all perfect in your mind and you knock the whole thing out in 2 to 3 hours.

[metcest-central]

You’d probably think shipcest was like a general interest for me, given the theme of this blog, but no. This is the only one I care about. And somehow that’s so much harder to explain.

“It’s my fetish” - simple, straightforward

“I like dark/taboo ships” - a common occurrence

“The way they look at each other- only each other- torments the mind. I cannot escape the undefinable yet weighty, all-consuming aura that emanates from every intimate moment they willingly share with us. Human language is far too limited to fully explain the depth of their connection. They haunt me.” - actually insane person

[metcest-central]

[leonbutchkennedy]

you really do meet some of the loveliest people talking about incest on the internet

[metcest-central]

You’d probably think shipcest was like a general interest for me, given the theme of this blog, but no. This is the only one I care about. And somehow that’s so much harder to explain.

“It’s my fetish” - simple, straightforward

“I like dark/taboo ships” - a common occurrence

“The way they look at each other- only each other- torments the mind. I cannot escape the undefinable yet weighty, all-consuming aura that emanates from every intimate moment they willingly share with us. Human language is far too limited to fully explain the depth of their connection. They haunt me.” - actually insane person