why have you come here?

[whispering-caverns]

*Drops a stone with a sword in it.* The one with the sword gets to be mayor, or some shit like that. Probably. Maybe. Y'all can work it out amongst yourselves.

*screaming* ”wh-what have you done?!?”

[whispering-caverns]

Tor shifts into a rattlesnake, seeming to squirm slightly as she does so, her body flickering in and out of reality. She wraps herself around the stone and clamps her fangs down on the sword’s hilt. “AHMAHNAHBNHDAHSRNGEHNSTBEDAHDAMOSZZDEDNERMND”

[whispering-caverns]

The Farmer glares disappointedly from the distance. They snap and a shirt appears on their blurry form that simply reads, “anarchy”.

[whispering-caverns]

Phoenix lifts an eyebrow, vaguely aware of the whole confusion in town. “Whatever” she says, and goes back to work. That does not concern her.

[whispering-caverns]

Twyne grimaces as he hears the noise echoing from the town's borders.

[whispering-caverns]

if u all went to wendys what would u ordr

Hmmm, I order fries and a frostie B)

[whispering-caverns]

I would order a taco.

[whispering-caverns]

if u all went to wendys what would u ordr

Hmmm, I order fries and a frostie B)

[whispering-caverns]

gay?

Yes

[whispering-caverns]

IS GAY MARRIAGE LEGAL IN TOWN

Of course, friend! But very few people in town are ordained, so if that's your thing you gotta kinda look. I do marriages in the name of the screamin' cosmos, so that's fun I guess. -The Farmer

[whispering-caverns]

Rowan, teaching Tor to drive: So you’re driving, and Lila and Twyne walk onto the road. Quick! What do you hit?

Tor: Twyne, definitely. I would never hurt Lila.

Rowan, massaging his temples: The brakes, Tor. You hit the brakes.

[whispering-caverns]

*Drops a stone with a sword in it.* The one with the sword gets to be mayor, or some shit like that. Probably. Maybe. Y'all can work it out amongst yourselves.

*screaming* ”wh-what have you done?!?”

[whispering-caverns]

Tor shifts into a rattlesnake, seeming to squirm slightly as she does so, her body flickering in and out of reality. She wraps herself around the stone and clamps her fangs down on the sword’s hilt. “AHMAHNAHBNHDAHSRNGEHNSTBEDAHDAMOSZZDEDNERMND”

[whispering-caverns]

The Farmer glares disappointedly from the distance. They snap and a shirt appears on their blurry form that simply reads, "anarchy".

[whispering-caverns]

Phoenix lifts an eyebrow, vaguely aware of the whole confusion in town. “Whatever” she says, and goes back to work. That does not concern her.

[whispering-caverns]

*Drops a stone with a sword in it.* The one with the sword gets to be mayor, or some shit like that. Probably. Maybe. Y'all can work it out amongst yourselves.

*screaming* ”wh-what have you done?!?”

[whispering-caverns]

Tor shifts into a rattlesnake, seeming to squirm slightly as she does so, her body flickering in and out of reality. She wraps herself around the stone and clamps her fangs down on the sword’s hilt. “AHMAHNAHBNHDAHSRNGEHNSTBEDAHDAMOSZZDEDNERMND”

[whispering-caverns]

The Farmer glares disappointedly from the distance. They snap and a shirt appears on their blurry form that simply reads, "anarchy".

[whispering-caverns]

The Farmer: Have you seen the... the uh, thingy?

Millie: What thingy?

The Farmer: You know, the Thing, with the Stuff.

The Assistant: *crawls in*

The Farmer: Ah! There it is!

Millie: You lost the Assistant?

The Farmer: Well, "lost" is a strong word.

[whispering-caverns]

*Drops a stone with a sword in it.* The one with the sword gets to be mayor, or some shit like that. Probably. Maybe. Y'all can work it out amongst yourselves.

*screaming* ”wh-what have you done?!?”

[whispering-caverns]

Tor shifts into a rattlesnake, seeming to squirm slightly as she does so, her body flickering in and out of reality. She wraps herself around the stone and clamps her fangs down on the sword’s hilt. “AHMAHNAHBNHDAHSRNGEHNSTBEDAHDAMOSZZDEDNERMND”

[whispering-caverns]

*Drops a stone with a sword in it.* The one with the sword gets to be mayor, or some shit like that. Probably. Maybe. Y'all can work it out amongst yourselves.

*screaming* ”wh-what have you done?!?”

[whispering-caverns]

Tor: You can be 100% that bitch and still cry in the shower for 3 days a week. It's called balance.

[whispering-caverns]

Rowan: If I curled into a ball, I'd be a stress ball.

[whispering-caverns]

Phoenix: I will go to work today, be productive, and go home.

Lila: Are you telling me or telling yourself?

[finalgirlabigailhobbs]

no bro YOU live in a society i live in a cryptid small town that doesn’t exist on maps where unexplainable deaths are daily occurrences and eldritch creatures roam

[emailgf]

@whispering-caverns

[whispering-caverns]

Tor: Hey, can I get your autograph?

Rowan: Uh… sure?

Rowan: …

Rowan: This is your adoption certificate.

Tor: I know, that's why you have to sign it.

[whispering-caverns]

Millie: The lion, the witch, and the AUDACITY OF THIS BITCH