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Incorrect Whitechapel Quotes
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Chandler: What would you consider the height of stupidity?
Kent: Mansel, how tall are you?
Chandler: What happened?
Mansel: Well, so I was minding my own business-
Riley: Bullshit!
Mansel: I WAS!
Riley: If you took a shot for every bad decision you've ever made, how drunk would you be?
Miles: Maybe a little tipsy.
Chandler: Drunk.
Kent: Wasted.
Mansel: Dead.
Kent: I prevented a murder today. Miles: Really? That’s amazing! How did you do that? Kent, side-eyeing Mansel: Self-control.
Kent: You read my diary? Mansel: At first I did not know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.
Miles: You’re overthinking this. Chandler: You don’t know the appropriate level of thinking, Miles. What if I’m under-thinking?
Mansel: Can I bother you for a second? Kent: You're always bothering me, but go ahead.
Chandler: Kent, keep an eye on Mansel today. He is going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.
Kent: Sure, I'd love to see Mansel get punched.
Chandler: Try again.
Kent, sighing: I will try to stop Mansel from getting punched.
Mansel: In Scooby Doo, secret tunnels are always behind shelves and stuff.
Chandler: Could we not base our real life decisions on what does and doesn’t happen in episodes of Scooby Doo?
Mansel: Hold on, I can explain!
Chandler: Really? Can you now?
Mansel: I can if you give me a minute to think of a convincing lie.
Mansel: I lost Kent.
Chandler: How did you LOSE Kent?
Mansel: To be fair, he is very small.
Chandler: You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol, and you treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol.
Miles: What are you two arguing about this time?
Kent: He's always using common phrases incorrectly!
Mansel: Cry me a table, Kent.
Chandler: We need to find a way to cut down our expenses. What can we live without?
Kent: Mansel, probably.
Riley: What is Chandler to you?
Kent: The reason I wake up in the morning.
Riley: That's so cute!
Chandler, earlier that morning, after at least 20 alarms: Kent! Wake up! We have work! WAKE UP!
Chandler: So, what's your type?
Kent: Tall, blond, kind, smart but oblivious, strong morals, well dressed.
Chandler: That sounds a bit like me. Too bad I'm not a girl.
Kent: Did I mention oblivious?
Chandler: Yes, why?
Kent: Just making sure.