#source: quote generator

[crybabycunt]

Yelena: Pssst. What are you doing?

Kate: Changing the locks so you stop breaking in.

Yelena:

Kate:

Kate: Ah, shit.

[incorrect-piltover-quotes]

Jinx: Pssst. What are you doing?

Caitlyn: Changing the locks so you stop breaking in.

Jinx:

Caitlyn:

Jinx:

Caitlyn: Ah, bullocks.

[incorrectlco]

Lucy: What’s a word that’s a mix between ‘sad’ and ‘mad’?

George: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-

Lockwood: Smad.

[incorrect-sabriel-quotes]

Sam, pointing a camera at Gabriel: There he is, our sweet baby.

Gabriel, holding a cigarette and a beer: What-?

[lesbianlaketrout]

Merlin, very tired: Can I sleep in your bed? 
Arthur, half asleep: Merlin, this is a queen-sized bed. That means it’s for *gestures vaguely to himself* the Queen.

[breath-of-the-wild-prompts]

Link: Throw lamps at people who need to lighten up, and throw handles at someone who needs to get a grip!

Mipha: Throw a refrigerator at someone who needs to chill!

Daruk: Throw scissors at someone who needs to cut it out!

Revali: Throw a clock at someone who needs to get with the times!

Zelda: Throw matches at someone who needs to get fired up!

Urbosa: Throw a brick at someone to kill them.

[bejeweled-wahlberg]

KOTNB next Gen incorrect quotes

Cora: You're a lying piece of shit!

Jamie: Oh yeah? You're the idiot that thinks you can get away with everything you do, WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!

Everlee: I'm leaving and I'm taking Venus with me!

Jade, gathering cards: Aaaaand that's enough Monopoly for today.

Venus : Cora's refusing to wear their glasses!

Cora: Venus , look, I wore the glasses for a day. My eyes are much better now. Watch.

Cora: *points to Everlee* Everlee.

Cora: *points to Jamie* Jamie.

Cora: *points to Jade* Sasquatch.

Jade: Everlee is late again.

Cora: How did this happen? I called them at 8 o’clock this morning and pretended it was 11.

Venus : I printed up a fake schedule for them saying we were starting at 9 instead of noon.

Jamie: I set their clock to say PM when it’s really AM.

Jade: Oh boy. We may have overdone it.

*Everlee bursts through the door*

Everlee: WHAT TIME IS IT?

Everlee: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life

Venus: Self- esteem, haven't seen you in years!

Jade: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!

Jamie: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!

Cora: My moral code, is that you?

Everlee:

Everlee: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug?

Cora and Jamie belongs to @caityrayeraye

[whitechapel-incorrect]

Riley: What is Chandler to you?

Kent: The reason I wake up in the morning.

Riley: That's so cute!

Chandler, earlier that morning, after at least 20 alarms: Kent! Wake up! We have work! WAKE UP!