imyourlastbreath:
"Bragging about your connections is highly unappealing unless you got a pair of boobs to go with it."
"Yet, you have last cup of coffee, and I have new cup," he pointed out to her before he held out the undrunk, freshly brewed cup of coffee to her. "Last cup of coffee is always from old pot that has sat. Next time, ask them for new pot to be brewed."














