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Caellin, 24, she/her, New Zealander living in London. Chemistry. Music. Art. I'm not here for people who don't believe in equity. This is a bit of a mangled blog of things I like... Sorry not sorry - and this is now mostly a dog blog, which is actually rad because dogs are literally the best. Also permanent gore and death trigger warning as this blog contains a lot of hannibal stuff

[okstupidd]

I feel like this sums up men on Okcupid pretty well.

[whitefriedchicken]

Who knew we would all grow up to be Brock

[whitefriedchicken]

In case y'all didn't know what I looked like

[sealeo]

Today marks 20 years since the birth of a franchise that would change many of our lives forever. When we each played our first Pokemon game, we had no clue that it would become such an influential part of our lives. However, many years later, here we are, as a community, anxiously awaiting more details on the upcoming 7th generation games (Sun and Moon) and celebrating the 20th birthday of one of the most beloved game series ever. And to help celebrate, It’s my honor to give away some shiny forms of the most iconic Pokemon from the original games! 

The rules are the same as always:

Must reblog to enter! 1 reblog = 1 entry

Reblog as many times as you like, just don’t spam your followers

Like = an additional entry

Don’t make fake accounts for the sole purpose of reblogging this post hundreds of times. It’s not fair to the other contestants and you will be disqualified:)

Must be following me, shinypokemonlab to qualify!

Must have a 3DS, a copy of X/Y or OR/AS, and a wi-fi connection

There will be TWO winners.

1st place winner will get their choice of three shinies

2nd place will get whichever three remain

The winners will be announced on Saturday, March 4th, 2016 at midnight, and they will have 48 hours to respond via ask/message/fanmail and claim their prize or another winner will be picked:)

If you have any questions, don’t hesitate to contact me. I’d like to thank in advance everyone who participates and wish them good luck! Happy 20th birthday, Pokemon, and here’s to 20 more:)

[cassietotallyjust]

It’s sucks when you lowkey make plans with someone and then they forget and take off to do something else and it’s just like, cool guess I wasn’t important enough for you to remember about

[victorious]

[fuckosexual]

you’ve heard of shrek

you’ve heard of pepe

now get ready for

SHREPEPE

[parksandwreckedsahn-deactivated]

get this off my dash

[whitefriedchicken]

@noneedleneon @pigeondefective

[ki-ndness]

Lush Giveaway!!! Hey everyone! I have decided to buy the ‘Lush Legends Gift’ to show my appreciation for all my beautiful followers and one lucky winner will be picked at random with a generator to win! Rules: -MUST be following me, if you don’t you WILL NOT be given a chance to win. -Must reblog once only. (Likes don’t count) -Follow my Instagram for an extra entry at winning. My instagram: ’tarakenny__’ then message me on Tumblr when you have. -Have your ask box open and able to provide a mailing address when I contact you. Products in the giveaway: Fresh Farmacy 100g, Dream Cream 100g, Karma Soap 100g, Honey I Washed The Kids Soap 100g, American Cream 100g, Seanink 55g,  Happy Hippy Shower Gel 100g,  Honey Trap Lip Balm 8g,  The Olive Branch Shower Gel 100g,  Sexy Peel Soap 100g, Ice Blue Soap 100g, Sugar Scrub 50g,  Gorgeous 10g, Lemony Flutter 10g, Bubble Gum Lip Scrub, Big 45g, Stepping Stone Foot Scrub 75g, Whoosh 100g, 9 to 5 - .95g, Rub Rub Rub 135g, It’s Raining Men Shower Gel 100g,  Sparkle ToothyTabs, Ro’s Argan Body Conditioner 45g,  Ocean Salt 70g,  Helping Hands 100g, Roots 100g, Fun Red 100g, Shampoo Bar Tin-BASE, Shampoo Bar-LID.

Dates/information: I will be announcing the winner on the the 5th of December 2015 and I will be paying all shipping fees. Please message me if you have any questions.  Goodluck everyone and hopefully you have fun! :) 

[damselflier]

Reasons not to donate to Salvation Army this holiday season:

They don’t pay their female pastors. (Their wages get added to their husbands’ paychecks.)

They turn away gay people from homeless services and other programs.

They fire people for having mental illnesses.

[chemicalheart-deactivated202009]

A huge amount of money goes into perks for their staff (e.g. a new 40k every 2 years) They’ve murdered at least one trans woman by refusing to give her adequate shelter even though it was available

[closingtomb]

instead of the donating to the salvos, donate to your independent, local women’s refuge. women’s refuges are more nurturing + inclusive, and are built on feminist principles. refuges run by corporate charities tend to be dangerous mixed gender refuges where resources are spread thin. smaller charities also struggle to compete for government funding against huge religious groups.

Girls and women’s refuges donations links: 1  2

NSW LGBT youth organisation donations link

*** if you’re cis and gay/bi, at least in liberal areas, the salvation army would be most likely fine with it. if they’re your last resort don’t be afraid to go there.

[sahraylia]

hey lovelies! so, as i’m sure many of you already know, i’m in a long distance relationship with my love caitlin, and we have been trying to save up money for trips to meet each other since last winter. unfortunately, life circumstances have proven extremely difficult, and saving money has been challenging for both of us. so i’m asking for your help, if you’re willing to give it.

the holidays are coming up, and honestly all i want for christmas is money to help pay for my eventual trip to england so i can finally visit caitlin. we’ve known each other for a year and a half now and have been dating almost as long and we just want to be able to spend time together in person. we love each other so much and having the opportunity to meet and be with one another would mean a lot to us. 

so if you’re planning on getting me any gifts in the future, whether that’s for christmas or my birthday or whatever else, money to see my love would be the best thing. if you want to send me anything to help with my trip to see caitlin, you can do so on paypal here.

thank you so very much! i love you all! <3

[babyzuko]

The deeply worrying thing about catcalling is that the catcaller must know that their target isn’t going to turn around and fall in to their arms pleading ‘oh dear my please have sex with me here and now’. A lot of the time they know that. Often they don’t do it for that, someone who shouts ‘nice tits’ from a van isn’t trying to date you. They’re trying to humiliate you, reinforce their dominance over you; it’s an exercise of male power. It’s a way of communicating ‘I can say and do whatever I want to you, no matter how inappropriate or how uncomfortable it makes you feel, and you can’t do anything about it.’ Catcalling is not a compliment, it’s a threat.

[rosewink]

does anyone else just feel the strong desire to change, to travel, to meet new people, to just start over somewhere you’ve never been before

[whitefriedchicken]

Did this. If you're thinking about it (and can afford it), do it.

[sahraylia]

hey guys, i really need your help

one of my best friends is in desperate need of housing and she’s running out of options. her name is lauren and she’s trans, queer, and low income, so finding safe and affordable housing has unfortunately been fruitless so far. recently, she was unexpectedly forced to vacate her former home and needs to find secure and permanent housing as soon as possible. lauren is currently staying with my girlfriend and her husband at their apartment and they are both working hard to help her find suitable housing, but we could all use some help in helping her. if any of you lovely humans live in the seattle area and are looking for a roommate, are open to having one, or know someone who would be happy to have lauren live with them, please let me know as soon as you can. she has little to no options outside of what she might be able to find in the next week or so, and she is getting scared. so please, if you can help in any way, reply to this post or send me an ask and i’ll get back to you promptly. thank you! <3

[sahraylia]

UPDATE: lauren still really needs to find permanent housing. she’s been staying with her partner off and on for a few days at a time and with my girlfriend and her husband on the other days, but this is only a temporary solution. not having a secure place to live is stressing lauren out a lot and i’m very worried about her. so please please *please* send me, my girlfriend, or her husband a message if you think you can help in any way. we’re all at the end of our rope. :(

send a message to me here, to my girlfriend here, or to her husband here

thank you <3

[mymodernmet]

Man Builds Custom-Made Monopoly Board to Propose to His Girlfriend

[giraffepoliceforce]

That man has a lot of guts, assuming anyone will still love him halfway through a game of Monopoly.

[whitefriedchicken]

@pigeondefective

[retiredparachute]

[08samesamesame-deactivated20160]

This dude sent me a random dick pic and when I told him I didn’t appreciate it this is what happened. I hope I fucking ruin his life. Please reblog this.

[08samesamesame-deactivated20160]

here’s his ugly racist ass

[black--lamb-blog]

Ruin his ugly white ass

[kevinthepro-deactivated20121205]

I JUST UNDERSTOOD WHAT THE CHUM BUCKET IS ON SPONGEBOB. 

AFTER ALL THESE YEARS. I JUST REALIZED.

Chum is something that fisherman use as bait…it’s chopped up fish parts.

IT’S A CANNIBAL RESTAURANT. THAT’S WHY NOBODY GOES THERE.

I’M HAVING REVELATIONS OVER HERE.

I feel like I just discovered Davinci’s code or something, this really isn’t that important, but, the people need to know…