sillymaxxer

"Click Here! (and other common hyperlink phrase mistakes) to read more about your publically appointed court jester."

[desk-drawerr]

By popular demand: He eat a Wawamelon

[gaycop]

Has anyone spit realer fax

[windup-angel]

they called him a psycho killer for this

[kosmogrl]

we got august this week

[shamebats]

Despite it all I was born in the right generation. I love having more than 2 outfits to wear & not being pregnant.

[stroebe2]

June and July are the same months btw. They want you to think they're two different months but it's the same month that's 60 days long. Same way August is actually August and the first half of September

[dungeonskeleton]

we could be going down the bigfoot titty slide rn but you won't text back

[there-is-no-romeo]

bauhaus. in the middle of baustreet

[winged-void]

little miss normal didn't hear what the group was talking about because she hasn't stopped reminiscing internally about how good it felt when she successfully managed to say her joke at the right time to make everyone laugh 30 minutes ago

[kakyoinryoko]

i think if you showed minecraft or fortnite to a little medieval peasant boy he would probably start writing parodies of church hymns. it’s human nature

[kakyoinryoko]

this has rendered me speechless

[boccher]

ocean.com/fish

[elegant-paper-collection]

ocean.com/fish/careers

[loveridden1999]

crossfaded somewhere between "there has to be more to life than this" and "every mundane thing is beautiful when you're with people you love"

[bronzecauldron]

im so obsessed with this gif its unreal

[triangleguy]

my bad. turns off my perpetual motion dog catapulting machine

[fairycosmos]

sooo annoying that my parents didn't provide emotional support growing up now it's a whole fucking thing

[floridakilo]

i hate mental illness diagnosis. what happened to just being quirky and misunderstood

[h0ggtied]

being quirky don't get u tht Addy scrip !!

[floridakilo]

wait period i’m obsessed with you.

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

if i were in charge of star wars i would end the last movie witth yoda reading the story out of a big book and he gives a little chuckle and says "happened, none of that did." and then he gets out of his truck and waddles into walmart

[pauljpeg]

"I want molly" "I want percs" well you're getting leeches