sillymaxxer

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[dragon-png]

nodding my head to show that i approve of all the shitty things this character has done because i'm a bad person

[plaguedocboi]

I feel like starfish are one of those animals that are treated as very “normal” by people but absolutely shouldn’t be. Like they’re a wheel of repeating heads connected by a central stomach. They walk around using thousands of tiny sticky hydraulically powered tentacles. They have an eye on the end of each arm. Instead of having a mouth they just have an opening where their entire stomach can be pushed out to engulf prey. And they’re just allowed to exist like this. It’s not illegal or anything.

[turnupthestrobe]

[dogpuppy]

[mandywondering]

I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

[dietspam16]

if you go from biology to physics without dying first you don’t go to heaven the uber driver went over this

[2colde]

how it genuinely feels

[animentality]

[desk-drawerr]

he brought friends

[anik]

i love this guy

[desk-drawerr]

since i got a few comments about bowling alley graphics, have this whatever. ducky goes bowling.

[desk-drawerr]

By popular demand: He eat a Wawamelon

[gaycop]

Has anyone spit realer fax

[windup-angel]

they called him a psycho killer for this

[kosmogrl]

we got august this week

[shamebats]

Despite it all I was born in the right generation. I love having more than 2 outfits to wear & not being pregnant.

[stroebe2]

June and July are the same months btw. They want you to think they're two different months but it's the same month that's 60 days long. Same way August is actually August and the first half of September

[dungeonskeleton]

we could be going down the bigfoot titty slide rn but you won't text back

[there-is-no-romeo]

bauhaus. in the middle of baustreet

[winged-void]

little miss normal didn't hear what the group was talking about because she hasn't stopped reminiscing internally about how good it felt when she successfully managed to say her joke at the right time to make everyone laugh 30 minutes ago