All The World’s A Stage

Nat. Trying out she/they. 20s. Very much queer. Honestly there is no cohesion or order in this blog. I apologize in advance.

[specialagentartemis]

Ryan Gosling played Neil Armstrong in a biopic in 2018. Meaning he probably did learn a lot of Terrible Space Facts relatively recently about real life space travel especially in the early NASA days when people were still learning just how much space is terrible. Which means I wholly believe that Gosling’s I Never Want To Go To Space, Do Not Send Me To Space attitude in Project Hail Mary cast interviews was pre-existing. Contacted by the studio for PHM like “hey we want you to play a guy who really, really does not want to go to space” and was like I have been preparing for this role since 2018

[depsidase]

[slimetony]

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits of of mountainsides. They crave that mineral.

[sailor--spoon]

Why is this back on my dash in 2018

[conqueringthenoodle]

Thank god this is back on my dash in 2018

[lazer-exe]

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare

[k3bchu]

SP requests

[my-dailydreams]

I felt like you guys will appreciate this

[anna-antoshchenkova]

Extra quick summer sketch

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

stop using chatgpt!!!! take a bronze pin and carve your questions onto an ox scapula, then toss it into the fire!!!! use the cracks to divine the gods answer!!!!

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

citations still have to be APA 7th edition though. if you plagiarise, the gods will flood the yellow river again. and you'll lose your academic standing.

[dkpsyhog]

(The Gods, personal communication, July 18, 2024)

[stealingpotatoes]

How do you think Luke realized he was gay?

a lot of luke's love interests have one trait in common, so while he probably vaguely knew when he was very young, he DEFINITELY realised when:

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[queerboyaquarium]

obviously shane gets more freckles in summer because more sun exposure, but i think that first summer with ilya at the cottage, he gets more freckles than ever. before during summer i don't think he went swimming much so he probably didn't have his shirt off very often. but then his shoulders are covered in freckles and ilya is obsessed (even more than before, if that's even possible)

[fawnpalmer]

quarterly reminder that if i reblog something ai-generated it is 110% and always an accident and for the love of god please tell me so i can delete it from my blog

[marzipanandminutiae]

“you don’t like the proliferation of terms like Unalive outside of TikTok because you realize that you’re aging out of youth culture and it makes you uncomfortable!”

no I don’t like it because there’s something INCREDIBLY dystopian about being forced to soften terms for basic parts of the human experience like death and sex (and even more so terms for oppressed minorities- call me a “le-dollar sign-bian” and I will bite you) purely because advertisers and corporations demand it

[stripedroseandsketchpads]

The idea that young people are getting used to not being able to speak in public about sex, queerness etc without talking around censors, and see this as normal and not a problem, scares me tbh.

[crippledanarchy]

The fact that people are so comfortable with being censored that they Voluntarily censor themselves on words and topics that aren’t even being limited is a terrifying sign

[transcyberism]

I hate to be like the “THIS IS JUST LIKE 1984” guy but. there was literally a thing in that book where you had to say “double plus ungood” instead of “bad” because you weren’t supposed to talk about bad things. if you told me ten years ago that “unalive” was a word that George Orwell had coined for Newspeak I would have believed you.

[dajo42]

the beginning of dragon age 2 where you can be an undocumented mage in a world where mages are essentially prisoners and you need to go to a new city but have to walk through a place called The Gallows and find out it’s primarily a circle of magi where mages are imprisoned so you walk right up to a guard and say “let me into this city my uncles here” and he says “okay brb” and then some random ruffians are like “thats bullshit lets fight” and you, an undocumented mage, just start chucking fucking fireballs everywhere with the magical staff you carry on your back,

[why-i-love-comics]

Marvel Swimsuit Special: Brand New Beach Day #1 (2026)

pin-up by Dan Panosian

context:

[evilwizard]

he breasted the boulder boobily up the hill…

[evilwizard]

one must imagine sisyphus big naturals

[charger-lens]

[i-am-a-stupid-robot]