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Fatima||22||blueberries

[babyanimalgifs]

Rescued dove learns to eat by watching others. No more force feeding! 

(Source)

[birdhug]

the doves in the video are like “Whats up gamers welcome to another eating tutorial”

[stickerjock]

Back in 2009 a girl from my school got her entire family and my ex boyfriend to make a twilight musical that was literally just them recreating the entire movie but with 3 original songs added in. this is the trailer.

it’s also IMPERATIVE that you all know this was not intended as a joke or satire. this girl just really fucking loved twilight

[stickerjock]

I don’t have the full musical but here’s the baseball scene

[blondloki]

I think about this video every day.

The hissing, the body glitter, the original songs, the grandma - it’s perfect.

[byjove]

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The spiritual successor to Miette

[manicgoblinnightmarewoman]

Might I also add

[shydestinybread]

May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

[unyanizedcatboys]

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

[explorerrowan]

I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from "i can has". Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they're talking about.

[dualclock]

My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang

Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.

My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang

Me: ksst!

My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she's been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!

Me: ok

My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang

[notcaycepollard]

[callmebliss]

Can haz snackytreat

[ladyshinga]

(source)

[artemisia-absinthium-x]

@icedcatte

[chickenfarmersan]

[alamuts-lair-of-madness]

At least show us the bison!

[chickenfarmersan]

[thestenchofcheeseandregrets]

[silverstory11]

Glad I visited tumblr today so I can read these tweets.

[anodyne-sunflower]

The last one lmao

[circespigfarm]

[crittizen]

The look on her face when she realizes

[aegri-somnia-vana]

Here’s what they said if you didn’t understand-

Interviewer: What do you think about starting an initiative on campus here at UK, to be more inclusive to women who have penises? So we can put urinals in the womens restroom for them.

Student: Sounds fantastic.

Interviewer: Oh, does it?

Student: Yeah.

Interviewer: What about- Let’s take it one step closer, y'know more- for inclusivity here on campus, but free tampons and pads in the mens restroom for men who have periods?

Student: Sounds great.

Interviewer: Ok- You dont see anything wrong with those statements?

Student: No.

Interviewer: What men do you know with periods?

Student: I generally use- ones like in Willy T* have pads, I use them pretty often.

*(Willy T is the college nickname for their library I’ve heard.)

[lost-clause]

I attend this school and I can confirm 2 things. Yes, our big library is indeed called Willy T AND the day that this stank bitch came to campus everyone was losing their MINDS and kept walking by in hopes of getting chosen to call her out. Immaculate.

[iclimbtreestofeelalive]

i. am on the floor. wheezing. the moment she realizes that not only is she talking to a trans man,, but that SHE COULDN’T CLOCK HIM,, this is high art and i want it written in Big Wedge sharpie on my wall

[thatsthat24]

If Members of the Zodiac were Superheroes 💥 (Thanks to @brittneykelly8 for help on this one!)

[brendenfraser]

[ihaveitwitheverybody]

This might be the best thing ever filmed.

[mediokrek]

I’ve seen the gif, but it’s even better with the context of how little time it took.

[adjustingmybinoculars]

This is an accurate representation of 2020 so far

[h0llyw0lly]

Kay but it gets even better. The whole concept behind this episode is that they roll a 6-sided dice to decide who has to go downstairs to get the pizza (each number representing one person) but in so doing create 6 different timelines. THIS ONE RIGHT HERE is what is frequently referred back to in the show as the Darkest Timeline. And yeah. We’re in the darkest timeline for sure.

[cinematicnomad]

apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad fuck” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.

[cleolinda]

[zohbugg]

MATILDA’S SHADE GAME IS SO STRONG I LOVE IT

[valley-vixen]

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

[lunaeminxxx]

Much Ado About Nothing (1993)

[justcatposts]

Wall of cats. 

(via)

[catchymemes]

Boyfriend photobombs girlfriend with engagement ring for a Month without her knowing

[baconandvibrators]

Ok but my favorite thing about this photo series is WHY he was doing all this.

[totalinsanity4]

Ahhhhhhhh this is adorable

[enby-entity24-deactivated201910]

Awwww

[bisexualwario]

this is 100% why i never fucked with that “normcore” nonsense and why i’m still extremely self-conscious about what i wear and how my clothes fit, even after my weight loss. wearing “normal” clothes only becomes “fashion” when it’s on skinny attractive people and once it’s on a fat person it’s suddenly the trappings of the tacky and the unwashed poors. fuck out of here. you can make anything look good.

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

This blew my damn mind

[glowin-theshark]

[demi-void]

I fucking KNEW there was a difference between address and address!

You address a person by their name.

You give someone your address.

[nyanbinyuri]

i hate this god damn bastard language

[teaboot]

Is there anything more subtly unsettling than a full grown adult obsessed to the point of mania with D*sneyworld

[bitofthisnthat]

Is there anything more subtly unsettling than a full grown adult shaming others for completely harmless interests

[teaboot]

Okay, that's on me, I worded this badly.

What I intended to say was: Is there anything more subtly unsettling than a fully grown adult who doesn't simply enjoy a piece of child's media or have fond memories of a special interest revolving around it, but truly and deeply believes in the glitter and fairy dust conjured by a billion dollar corporate machine to the point that any criticism of the company itself or the mismanagement of any of its productions is met with the all the violent fervor of a brainwashed cultist

[sistertaxon]

straight friend groups are like: *blonde girl* *chad* *the funny one* *kyle* *brunette girl* *frat boy*

gay friend groups are like: *the feminist mom friend* *ex-pro wrestler* *disgraced prince* *living reincarnation of the earth spirit born into the body of a young boy who was frozen in a glacier for a century and awoke to find that his people were the victims of a genocide and he is the sole survivor* *sokka*

[legendoftherisingtide]

It fucking took me till *sokka* to realize what this fucking was im crying i just fucking accepted disgraced prince and living reincarnation bc the gays be like that sometimes but my god yes

[feministism]

[adhbabey]

Terfs are created by the patriarchy, it's true. Fuck terfs.