‘‘I think I found a new Alba, the other is getting too old. Better inform the team ASAP’’
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‘‘I think I found a new Alba, the other is getting too old. Better inform the team ASAP’’
‘‘The PR trail has been a little stale lately, Oh I know! Let’s have Chris admit of the ‘‘child.’’
The work of they’re glorious PR team, now we get to hear this shit and fucked up articles and audio.
But remember, ‘‘Go Portugal!’’
So…why is them having a kid coming up again???
I thought ppl would have common sense and figure this out, but I guess not.
There is none.
So the 🐟 has a new porn site? Guess her 10-15 second roles aren’t paying.
Chris, you NEED to end this PR sham with that troll!
I just saw the Doomsday get together for ET. You know what I saw? Nothing. Everyone else was having fun and such, but you’re standing there like you couldn’t be bothered. It’s clear now that the happiness and light is gone. Now we get to see you sulking around. Hope that soul sucking parasite and ‘‘fakeness'' was worth it.
Doomsday promotion.
Still keeping up the whole ‘‘married thing'' I see?
While her most unhinged fans were busy creating this touching little fanfic about her being at home, cuddling her reborn baby and celebrating her first Mother’s Day like some wholesome commercial, reality was far less poetic: mommy was flying off to the Canary Islands to start filming her latest project, which will probably flop with the same consistency as all the previous ones. Mother’s Day came and went without a single photo of the baby, a rather curious maternal disappearance. But today, right on cue, the classic flower bouquet story appeared, because keeping up the image of a busy working woman is apparently easier than explaining why she keeps vanishing and reappearing like Chris’s basement has visiting hours.
Still keeping the game going????
🐟 got a WHOPPING 20 seconds!
Hello, I want to play a game. How many holes can you fill in 30 seconds without you getting an STD? You have the tools necessary to complete this task. Live or Die, it’s YOUR choice.
Wanna tell me how this is not rehearsed???? 😂😂😂😂😂
OMG LMAO
So apparently since Chris didn’t show 🐟 any affection at the Oscars, some videos on TikTok are saying he’s hiding being gay. Yeah, because gay dudes stare at other WOMEN and bang other WOMEN.
He doesn't even try to hide it.
SOOO FUNNY!!!!!
Upon looking at more clips, it’s a slam dunk that she showed up to be an attention wh#re and as it was said before, to get the gift bags.
(btw, how’d she get so fat? We know she DID NOT have a baby, so you can strike that one out) Her porn career is over too I guess lol
He wore green sunglasses…
Probably to make the walking trash bag bearable to be around. It’s a little obvious that this was a forced walk too. I wanna know what 2nd hand website she shopped at now.
Thought she wasn’t allowed in the country, guess the photos and things were really on U.S. soil after all….
LMAO, she blocked me.
I must of made her mind explode. Cool now I don’t get to see her trash trail and yes you can restrict a blog from commenting on here. Look it up in the settings, so who’s delulu now as you like to say all the time. Well, what should I have expected? Considering the IQ of this person.
Anyways, I’m done with this, go off and throw fits like your ‘‘model’’ or keep screenshotting to keep proving your stupidity. ✌🏼
Comment Restricting like a Coward.
Well, the litter bug commented to my response then pulled a ‘‘Restriction’’ thing on me. She knows we’re 100% right then, I mean there are PILES of photos to back everything up and then doing that? You’re digging your own grave and looking more stupid. She’s posting all these photos, but yet we’re ‘‘Parasocial’’ as she says. Ok…..which goes back to my earlier question. Why are you using the ‘‘shitshow’’ and ‘‘pr’’ tag if you’re SO amazed by her?
Also, I’m curious. If she ‘‘hates’’ the spotlight SO much, then tell me why she has multiple porn links and thirsts to be in ANY movie?
What I’m not getting…
All of these ‘‘Alba Defender’’ accounts are posting photos and whatnot under the shitshow tag. I mean, do they agree that she’s a shitshow too? 🤔
Must be….