While her most unhinged fans were busy creating this touching little fanfic about her being at home, cuddling her reborn baby and celebrating her first Mother’s Day like some wholesome commercial, reality was far less poetic: mommy was flying off to the Canary Islands to start filming her latest project, which will probably flop with the same consistency as all the previous ones. Mother’s Day came and went without a single photo of the baby, a rather curious maternal disappearance. But today, right on cue, the classic flower bouquet story appeared, because keeping up the image of a busy working woman is apparently easier than explaining why she keeps vanishing and reappearing like Chris’s basement has visiting hours.
Still keeping the game going????

















