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[whitewolf7of9]

“This one smiles at your passing.”

O.o “Like, passing by, or passing on…?”

At this point, could be either.

[whitewolf7of9]

Does anybody else bring the random food they collect on their travels to Honorhall after you force Grelod to kick the bucket? Or the spare gems to the Thieve’s Guild after you off Mercer? Or create dead drops around Skyrim? Or put lockpicks, keys, and gear in the wardrobes/dressers in your jail cell ahead of time?

[whitewolf7of9]

I hate when people tell me “It’s up to you.”

I asked YOU, it is now YOUR decision. It can’t be MY decision. I won’t make one and now the food is only half covered in cheese. You clearly didn’t think this through.

[whitewolf7of9]

Belethor: “Do come back!”

My character: “Khajiit will come back, when you have coin.”

[whitewolf7of9]

If you choose Altmer at the beginning of the game, you can level Illusion, Light Armor, One-Handed, Block, Destruction, Restoration, and Sneak to 100 in that first room with Hadvar. Pick up the two handed sword. It’s a surprise tool for later. Once you’re in the bear cave, take the two handed weapon you chose and smash it against Hadvar’s back. There are also a pair of heavy armor gloves and helmet, which you can use to get 100 in Heavy Armor. By the time you’re done with the Tutorial Cave, you could max up to nine skills, and be level 125 at least to have all the perks with the respective trees while grinding Sneak over and over.

It is also very boring.

Also! For those of you who don’t know this, you can fast travel while over-encumbered while on your horse.

[whitewolf7of9]

Has anyone ever had a great day in Skyrim, where everything is beautiful, you’re finally feeling calm, all is going right, and then suddenly

ABSOLUTE CHAOS AND DESTRUCTION!

[whitewolf7of9]

You know that glitch where you kill someone and they immediately spring back up, ready to fight?

Yeah, so, I’m part of the Dark Brotherhood, Constance sent me a letter, but I can’t adopt children because Grelod’s still alive.

…Might send Braith there. I adopt Children from the streets anyway.

[whitewolf7of9]

I want to see a Skyrim fic where the Dragonborn knows they’re in a video game and gets as baffled as we do.

[whitewolf7of9]

You find yourself trapped in Skyrim with only the first two and last two of your mod load order. What do you have?

Mine: USSEP, Cheat Room. Alternate Perspective + Anniversary Patch.