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@whitmanparker
@CurtisHodgkiss: @parkerwhy wait, drag you where? did I forget a date we had or something? definitely do the push ups tho. you need bigger biceps
@parkerwhy: @CurtisHodgkiss you want me to give you the clap up the butt on a date? 😰ok I'll call my manager 🌝
@CurtisHodgkiss: @parkerwhy well that's cute
@parkerwhy: @CurtisHodgkiss well ok I'm still waiting for you to drag me so I'm gonna take a nap maybe do a push up and poop and I'll be back and maybe that'll have given u some time. 🐭
@parkerwhy: tough day. Doctor says I got the clap WHOAAA?!?!someone send help 🐀
goodishmusic:
hotline bling | drake
Parker | Closed Chat
biancaknowles:
Of course Bianca had read People’s sexiest men alive issue- Every single year. But she wouldn’t dare give Parker the satisfaction. “Oh you mean the list golddiggers use when they decide what celebrity they’re going to use for money next?” She licked her bottom lip as she continued to walk with her black Chanel handbag resting on arm. “I think that’s an act. Sue me if I’m wrong but you’re clearly good at fooling everyone around you. This no-relationships thing you have is just another one of your acts, I’m sure of it.” Bianca was very talkative and the fact that she didn’t have a filter especially around Parker made it worse. She enjoyed pushing his buttons. “If I buy you a banjo will you please do so? Maybe if you stop acting and pick up being the next Kurt Cobain, this ridiculous contract will be over and we’ll both be free.”
“The gold diggers would have to actually land the celebrity to proceed to digging, that’s not my case.” Parker shook his head as he looked down. Arching a brow -- he almost felt insulted how she tried to call out his acts. “Just because we’re forced to spend so much time together doesn’t mean you know me.” He didn’t say it in a sharp manner as he had before when snapping back, but in a subtle almost whisper. “The sooner the better. I’ll go and tour with Ed Sheeran and you’ll try to hold on to your... whatever you’re doing.”
the rolling scone baking forum
jules: ya i really did i had to run to the bathroom real quick. no way? is it on iTunes? what's it called, i'm about to buy it 15 times
PWhitty: I hope u didn't accidentally ruin ur shorts it'd be a shame bc i bet ur calves r on point. it's called "my mix tape" there's a pie on the cover ;)
Parker | Closed Chat
biancaknowles:
“Because I have troubles believing any woman would come inches away near you. Was she blind or dumb?” Bianca scoffed. “Jesus Parker, grow up. You are not some frat boy, get over your relationship bullshit. If you didn’t want a girlfriend you wouldn’t spend your time chasing after girls at clubs. That just makes no sense to me.” She said before laughing as if she had just said a joke. She wanted the paparazzi to believe they were having a fun time. “How poetic of you. Maybe you should rethink acting and become some depressed folk singer.”
“Have you not read People’s sexiest man alive list in I don’t know... the past few years?” He shook his head, trying not to sound pretentious -- why were things this way. “That’s not true, just because I chase after girls doesn’t mean I wanna take them home to my folks, maybe I just wanna have fun. Have you ever heard of that word... fun?” As much as it pained him, he forced a smile for the moment they were being documented on. “I’ve considered it, but only if I ironically stumble upon it.”
Parker | Closed Chat
biancaknowles:
“That’s disgusting! I don’t want to know about you touching yourself. Sicko.” Bianca said still forcing that million dollar smile on her face. “Maybe if you had some manners, you wouldn’t need a PR girlfriend and you could find yourself a real one.” She pulled her hand away and put it in her denim jean pocket trying to not make it look like she was avoiding his hand. “You look like death, you should have worn the sunglasses like I told you.”
“What makes you think it was me?” Parker said under his breath, giving another eye roll. “I’d have no trouble landing a real one, thank you very much. Maybe I just don’t want one, too much trouble.” Once she pulled her hand away, he smoothed it through his hair, seeming like it was a natural move before crossing his arms over his chest. “The sunglasses hide the fact I’m already dead inside. I’d rather not lie to the public more than I have to.”
Parker | Closed Chat
biancaknowles:
“God, your hands are so clammy.” Bianca muttered under her breath making sure only Parker could hear her. She had a huge smile on her face since she knew the camera’s were watching her and Parker walking down Sunset Blvd. “Look I hate this as much as you do but do you mind at least wiping your hands? I feel like I’m holding hands with a salamander.”
Rolling his eyes in response, Parker didn’t wanna be there -- he didn’t wanna wipe his hands or even be walking. He was hung over with a pounding headache. “Um, no I won’t. If it makes you feel worse I didn’t wash them either. God only know what happened last night with these hands.” He tried to say without breaking into a laugh. “A salamander, ooh look at you go.”
@parkerwhy: if you're planning to call and wake me up at 5 am you better have a good dick joke that early
thesongsonthisblogareok:
You Should Be Here | Kehlani
“Your arms around me, but your soul is somewhere else. Gone so long, and I know you so well…”
@farondiaz: @parkerwhy get ur head out of the gutter then
@farondiaz: @parkerwhy that'd be boring, oprah is one for the people, she lives for this shit.
@parkerwhy: @farondiaz are u coming onto me
@parkerwhy: @farondiaz u ask oprah then
@djwhitman: I swear I'm the younger sibling guys, but sometimes I wonder...
@parkerwhy: @djwhitman are u throwing shade at me
Pick a Taylor Swift song that currently fits your life.
Okay, does Taylor Swift have any songs about bad orgy craigslist ads?
@farondiaz: @parkerwhy 14 inches bro, 14 inches. You're gonna breathe and body parts will fall out.
@farondiaz: @parkerwhy ooh ask about her favorite thing special plz. #bees4all
@parkerwhy: @farondiaz ok tbh i'm getting porny vibes
@parkerwhy: @farondiaz can't u go outside and get bees that way pls don't drag oprah into this
who's the cutest boy you know?
Um... please censor your porny questions, what the fuck. Lizzie Gilmore didn’t die for this.
anyone caught your eye recently?
There was someone outside my house in a hazmat suit and that caught my eye, what the fuck was going on? Was someone pulling a breaking bad or do they like to masturbate in rubber? We just don’t know.
