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[whittemoresbane]

intrepidreporteralex:

I think I might be going insane. There’s no rational explanation for what I saw. I’ve been googling hallucinations since I got to work.

That doesn’t sound good. What did you see? Are you alright?

[intrepidreporteralex-blog]

I have to save this newspaper. I refuse to let it die just because a bunch of old men got their boxers twisted.

[whittemoresbane]

What happened?

[intrepidreporteralex-blog]

Okay, so one of my new neighbors is a weirdo loner. All I wanted was a good interview for a human interest story. She didn’t need to laugh in my face.

[whittemoresbane]

Beware the weirdo neighbors. You never know exactly what they could be thinking. Or planning.

[intrepidreporteralex-blog]

I bet Jenny never had trouble getting people to call her number. That song is easier to remember than the weird little method I played around with.

[whittemoresbane]

That song is evil. And unfortunately catchy. Why, what method did you try?

[intrepidreporteralex-blog]

It’s not one I’ve tried, it’s one I’m still trying. It’s helped me out a little.

[whittemoresbane]

That’s cool. I don’t really need to remember my number, but there’s other stuff I could stand to get help with. Can I get some pointers?

[little-odette-blog]

I said yes.

[councilmansawyer-blog]

We’re planning on sometime next Spring.

[whittemoresbane]

Congratulations!

[councilmansawyer-blog]

Thank you.

[whittemoresbane]

You’re welcome. How nervous were you? Did you fumble the ring?

[councilmansawyer-blog]

Actually, no. I thought I was going to mess up my words, but that didn’t happen, either.

[whittemoresbane]

That’s awesome, man. Seriously, congrats. Do you already know all the whens and wheres and stuff? I know you said next Spring.

[intrepidreporteralex-blog]

I bet Jenny never had trouble getting people to call her number. That song is easier to remember than the weird little method I played around with.

[whittemoresbane]

That song is evil. And unfortunately catchy. Why, what method did you try?

[little-odette-blog]

I said yes.

[councilmansawyer-blog]

We’re planning on sometime next Spring.

[whittemoresbane]

Congratulations!

[councilmansawyer-blog]

Thank you.

[whittemoresbane]

You’re welcome. How nervous were you? Did you fumble the ring?

[little-odette-blog]

I said yes.

[councilmansawyer-blog]

We’re planning on sometime next Spring.

[whittemoresbane]

Congratulations!

[whittemoresbane]

//I don't understand why I can't grasp certain things. If I were on TW, I'd probably be one of the Dread Doctors' "failures." I suck as a human being. I, I, I. Like nothing else can even be said.

[whittemoresbane]

That’s badass, though! I know someone who stole a police transport van. It wasn’t as amusing.

I mean, the difference was that I was in it, so that’s probably why I don’t think it’s funny, but that’s cool for you, you know? What ended up happening? I mean, did they make you stay in a holding cell and everything? Thumbprints, the whole shebang?

[intrepidreporteralex-blog]

Yes, but they gave me breakfast the next morning and promised me that it was already expunged from my record so that certain bonehead older brothers wouldn’t have the right to bring it up.

[whittemoresbane]

I’m an only kid, so I wouldn’t really know, but my best friend is the third youngest of, like, a soccer team, and his older brother is the same way with him, so I get it. Sort of. At least they gave you breakfast?

[whittemoresbane]

So you guys are pretty much a “pillars of the community” sorta family. I get that. My dad’s an attorney. Pretty much the richest in town.

Alex got herself arrested? Come on, dude, you can’t mention something like that and not expand on it. I gotta know what she did!

[intrepidreporteralex-blog]

Ugh, do we have to discuss this? Thanks a lot, Sam. I stole a police car. It was prom night, and a dare.

[whittemoresbane]

That’s badass, though! I know someone who stole a police transport van. It wasn’t as amusing. I mean, the difference was that I was in it, so that’s probably why I don’t think it’s funny, but that’s cool for you, you know? What ended up happening? I mean, did they make you stay in a holding cell and everything? Thumbprints, the whole shebang?

[councilmansawyer-blog]

Thinking about tomorrow is making me nervous.

[whittemoresbane]

What happens tomorrow?

[councilmansawyer-blog]

I’m planning to do something. I don’t want to give away too much, eyes are everywhere. Over my shoulder, mostly.

[whittemoresbane]

Hah, that’s fair enough. What’s your name, anyway? Or do I just call you Councilman?

[councilmansawyer-blog]

I guess I should work harder at setting this up. My name’s Sam. What’s yours?

[whittemoresbane]

Nah, you’re alright. I’m shit at this tumblr thing. I’m Jackson, though. Sam Sawyer? Any relation to @intrepidreporteralex?

[councilmansawyer-blog]

Yes, that’s my sister.

[whittemoresbane]

She seems pretty cool. I saw the article The Chronicle posted that she’s taking over for your dad. And you’re a councilman (or you wanna be), so I guess you guys are all crazy motivated, huh?

[councilmansawyer-blog]

Yes, we are. There aren’t many people in our town. The Orchard is the biggest thing that’s happened around here since Alex got herself arrested on prom night. There are a few families that are sort of expected to keep the town running. My family just happens to be one of them.

[whittemoresbane]

So you guys are pretty much a “pillars of the community” sorta family. I get that. My dad’s an attorney. Pretty much the richest in town. Alex got herself arrested? Come on, dude, you can’t mention something like that and not expand on it. I gotta know what she did!

[councilmansawyer-blog]

Thinking about tomorrow is making me nervous.

[whittemoresbane]

What happens tomorrow?

[councilmansawyer-blog]

I’m planning to do something. I don’t want to give away too much, eyes are everywhere. Over my shoulder, mostly.

[whittemoresbane]

Hah, that’s fair enough. What’s your name, anyway? Or do I just call you Councilman?

[councilmansawyer-blog]

I guess I should work harder at setting this up. My name’s Sam. What’s yours?

[whittemoresbane]

Nah, you’re alright. I’m shit at this tumblr thing. I’m Jackson, though. Sam Sawyer? Any relation to @intrepidreporteralex?

[councilmansawyer-blog]

Yes, that’s my sister.

[whittemoresbane]

She seems pretty cool. I saw the article The Chronicle posted that she’s taking over for your dad. And you’re a councilman (or you wanna be), so I guess you guys are all crazy motivated, huh?

[councilmansawyer-blog]

Thinking about tomorrow is making me nervous.

[whittemoresbane]

What happens tomorrow?

[councilmansawyer-blog]

I’m planning to do something. I don’t want to give away too much, eyes are everywhere. Over my shoulder, mostly.

[whittemoresbane]

Hah, that’s fair enough. What’s your name, anyway? Or do I just call you Councilman?

[councilmansawyer-blog]

I guess I should work harder at setting this up. My name’s Sam. What’s yours?

[whittemoresbane]

Nah, you’re alright. I’m shit at this tumblr thing. I’m Jackson, though. Sam Sawyer? Any relation to @intrepidreporteralex?

[councilmansawyer-blog]

Thinking about tomorrow is making me nervous.

[whittemoresbane]

What happens tomorrow?

[councilmansawyer-blog]

I’m planning to do something. I don’t want to give away too much, eyes are everywhere. Over my shoulder, mostly.

[whittemoresbane]

Hah, that’s fair enough. What’s your name, anyway? Or do I just call you Councilman?

[intrepidreporteralex-blog]

Mom’s acting weird. She keeps asking me if I’m sure I’m ready to be editor. I’ve wanted this since I was two.

[whittemoresbane]

I’m impressed.

[little-odette-blog]

She’s been like this for as long as I’ve known her.

[intrepidreporteralex-blog]

I’m going to take that as a compliment.

[whittemoresbane]

That’s awesome, though. I know motivated people. I don’t think I’m one of them, but all the more power to you. I’d definitely take that as a compliment.

[councilmansawyer-blog]

Thinking about tomorrow is making me nervous.

[whittemoresbane]

What happens tomorrow?