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penny-anna

Merry: we’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Legolas will and will not eat

Pippin: grass? yes!

Merry: moss? yes!!

Pippin: leaves? Ohh, yes!

Merry: bootlaces? Strange but true!

Pippin: worms? Sometimes!

Merry: Rocks? Nah

Pippin: twigs? usually!

Merry: Pippin’s cooking? Inconclusive!

Faramir: how did you… test this

Merry: you just hand him stuff and say ‘this is for you’ and if he eats it, he eats it

Faramir: …….I don’t know how to feel about this

Aragorn: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE BOOTLACES WENT

fuks

sheabutterbitch

And unfortunately he suffers from severe memory loss, even forgetting being on Malcolm in the Middle and many of the items he had in his home he used as reminders and methods of tracking his memories… very sad

ororomunroedontpullout

Oh no that makes this story a lot less funny. That’s actually really sad

fslut

I was really hoping this was some bullcrap someone made up but it’s not, he’s also haf somewhere around 15 mini strokes and is at risk for a strong one. No matter your denomination it might be nice to keep Muniz in your thoughts and or prayers.

thepigeongazette

The cake you can now afford is a lie!

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emmyandsuch

This is the line that has gotten me through life.

just-shower-thoughts

You can say “have a nice day" and no problem. But you can’t say “enjoy the next 24 hours!” And not sound vaguely threatening.

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Sometimes in RPGs you’re too underleveled to do the main quest. But you’re also out of side missions. So you just walk around waiting for something cool to happen. That’s what being in your early 20s is like.

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Going to sleep in an attempt to make a crappy mood go away is like turning the computer off and on again to see if the problem solves itself.

just-shower-thoughts

Back when it was thought a sneeze was your soul attempting to escape your body, it must have been very concerning when the family dog had a sneezing fit.