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Your one-stop shop for ghostbusters news, sightings, and thoughts :] !Ghostbusters rp blog!

[whoareyougoingtocall]

Masterpost and stuff

Yo, I'm Dude (yes, thats my actual name), he/him, I work in the Starbucks down the road from the firehouse and I see so much shit go down that someone joked I should make one of those 'ghostbusters sightings' Twitter accounts except I refuse to touch that dumpster fire with a 10-foot-pole so I'm here instead.

Feel free to ask questions or report anything you see the boys in gray get up to in my askbox.

Edit: ive been informed that at least one of the ghostbusters is both on tumblr and follows me???? so at this point feel free to report ghost sightings too im sure theyll see it lmao

Sightings are gonna be tagged #gb sightings if its all four of them, and #[name] sighted if its just one. uhhhh ill make up more tags if i need them ig

[mod info under the cut!]

THIS IS A GHOSTBUSTERS UNREALITY/RP BLOG! its run by just me, so please dont get upset if your ask isnt answered straight away, I will get to them when i can!

This blog will hint to or incorporate my personal headcanons about the ghostbusters, how ghosts work, et cetera. this is not set in a specific time period, as i will be referencing canon up to and including the ghostbusters video game, and also modern day stuff, so please suspend your disbelief if I mention Egon and Twitter in the same sentence lol.

I am a minor and so is the character im playing, so please no romantic/sexual asks in my inbox. I will just delete it and block you.

[schwinns-second-law-deactivated]

saying “can u not” to inanimate objects that are just following the laws of physics but in, like, inconvenient ways

[fandom-oracle]

queer as in gay but also queer as in unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

[whoareyougoingtocall]

okay i spent 8 hours yesterday trekking around this place and i haven't seen anything other than rocks and fire. no exit. i think i might have to call someone now

[whoareyougoingtocall]

update, im in hell now. maybe. idk its hot and theres lava and the freezer door shut behind me but at least i have signal?

[whoareyougoingtocall]

...guys im gonna be honest i dont think theres supposed to be a portal to hell in the work freezer. who do i even call for this its not a ghost.

[tumble-tv]

Supernatural related, definitely call in. Or give it a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, they like those

[whoareyougoingtocall]

i dont wanna put my hand in there... also, we have no peanut butter.

[whoareyougoingtocall]

...guys im gonna be honest i dont think theres supposed to be a portal to hell in the work freezer. who do i even call for this its not a ghost.

[necromancelena]

Die temu ad die

[necromancelena]

Hmm. Accidentally looks like latin.

[chef-boy-ar-girl]

It accidentally is latin

[whoareyougoingtocall]

firehouse looked pretty this morning, i took this picture right before one of the windows blew out again

ten bucks it was spengler.

[ask-winston-zeddemore]

Please share more embarrassing stories with the class

-🧀

Hmmm, let's see. There was that time mortem attempted a whole ass conversation with a microwave, then there was the time Johnathan got flirted with, yelled "THE GOVERNMENT" and ran away. Theres also that time Emily broke a proton pack right infront of spark and I, then proceeded to blame sparkplug for it. Oh, there was also the time kit was giving me attitude when I told them that she was carrying too much at once, kit then proceeded to fall down the stairs...

[ask-johnathan-myfell]

Why did you tell the internet about that...

[ask-cas-hoppe]

at least he hasn't shared the pigeon incident yet...

[ask-winston-zeddemore]

Ohhhh yeah, there was also the time Johnathan chased cas around the lab with a pigeon, and she jumped up on a chair and then fell off it. And also the time sparkplug chased cas around the lab with her rat. And the time Rin chased cas round the lab with a tarantula... huh, now that I think about it, cas gets chased around the lab a lot

[ask-anthony-hallow]

Oh, I remember the pigeon incident. I have to say it was pretty funny but I honestly just walked out of the lab straight away.

[whoareyougoingtocall]

i love it when i go to clock out and venkman comes barging in to order a quad shot like. i KNOW thats for stantz. i KNOW you pissed him off somehow and gotta make up for it. and i KNOW that this many quad shots cannot be healthy for you but stantz does not care

[whoareyougoingtocall]

venkman: get me a quadruple shot latte with two pumps of caramel and one pump of vanilla

me: sir we close in five minutes.

venkman, gripping the counter so hard hes denting it, staring into my soul and shaking like hes on crack: YOU DONT UNDERSTAND. I BROKE HIS DOPEY DOG MOVIE DIRECTORS CUT DVD. GIVE ME THE COFFEE OR I WILL NEVER AGAIN KNOW PEACE.

me: *makes direct eye contact with the manager and watches him leave out the back door* thatll be ready in five minutes sir.

[whoareyougoingtocall]

i love it when i go to clock out and venkman comes barging in to order a quad shot like. i KNOW thats for stantz. i KNOW you pissed him off somehow and gotta make up for it. and i KNOW that this many quad shots cannot be healthy for him but stantz does not care

[whoareyougoingtocall]

good morning, just had at least two bucketfuls of slime dumped on me by the string lights to wake me up. im gonna start saving up to pay the ghostbusters bill I dont even care i need this thing OUT OF MY APARTMENT

[whoareyougoingtocall]

I afraid not

also sorry about the cheese i didnt pay for blame it one the ghostbusters

-🧀

i dont get paid enough for this.

[whoareyougoingtocall]

can i just have ONE NIGHT where the ghostbusters dont chase something past the shop and make people run out without paying. ONE NIGHT.

[whoareyougoingtocall]

saw venkman chasing the slimy green guy around the firehouse in circles a couple minutes ago, he just slipped in a puddle of slime and face planted on the pavement it was so funny

[whoareyougoingtocall]

a ghost just flew out of the firehouse, with busters in pursuit. idk if its an escapee or what, but its kinda concerning