(Male)

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Due to the sorry state of my sex life, I am converting to Islam.

My new name will be Seldom Bin Laid

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Still the story of my life…

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Emotional Damage

[gunsounds]

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Story of my life

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This basket of laundry is sad because just like me, no one’s doing it either…

[pisces-core]

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Gee, I hope not. If it is they need to dream bigger.

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Day 127 without sex

Went jogging in wet flip flops just to remember the sound…

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I feel the same about guns as I do when I see a titty….

I want it in my mouth.

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Happy zombie Jesus weekend!

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This basket of laundry is sad because just like me, no one’s doing it either…

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Please don’t be sad laundry, nobody’s doing me either….

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Attn Tumblr

I have never internationally clicked on your game ads. Pls stop sending me to the App Store when try to scroll past said game ads….

I already have both the candy crush games and 2 other slot machines apps…

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After 14 years in the Army, cunts try and tell me that being an underground worker is harder, fight me!

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Remember guys, when your girl wants you to “talk to her” treat it like you’re being a arrested.

You have the right to remain silent, anything you say can and will be used against you.

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Christmas time can go suck all the dicks in the world!

I hate it

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My partner looking for me on her “to do list”

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Story of my life